Certified Rude
@certifiedrude.bsky.social
Donald Trump is a child fucker and a traitor, with a Cabinet of Christian Nazis with ICE for their Gestapo.
Arrest. Charge. Try. Convict. Execute.
All of them. Legally.
Arrest. Charge. Try. Convict. Execute.
All of them. Legally.
Pinned
Im calling it. The #EpsteinFiles will reveal that:
a) Trump raped young girls domestically and internationally
b) Trump laundered money to Russian oligarchs through sex trafficking at Mar-a-Lago, managed by Maxwell and Epstein.
a) Trump raped young girls domestically and internationally
b) Trump laundered money to Russian oligarchs through sex trafficking at Mar-a-Lago, managed by Maxwell and Epstein.
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He sucked dick so now we're gonna bomb Venezuela
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
He sucked dick so now we're gonna bomb Venezuela
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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When he kept gushing over the Big Beautiful Bill, I honestly thought it was about the budget.
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
When he kept gushing over the Big Beautiful Bill, I honestly thought it was about the budget.
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Yes, order an investigation into whether or not Donald J Trump, the current president of the United States, sucked the dick of the former President of the United States, Bill Clinton.
That's a great idea. I will give him that.
That's a great idea. I will give him that.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Yes, order an investigation into whether or not Donald J Trump, the current president of the United States, sucked the dick of the former President of the United States, Bill Clinton.
That's a great idea. I will give him that.
That's a great idea. I will give him that.
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Trump is opening an "investigation" because that precludes DOJ from being allowed to release the files.
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Trump is opening an "investigation" because that precludes DOJ from being allowed to release the files.
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The DOJ is suing to stop California’s redistricting map. Apparently vote approved maps are a problem, but partisan gerrymanders done without public input are just democracy working as intended?
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The DOJ is suing to stop California’s redistricting map. Apparently vote approved maps are a problem, but partisan gerrymanders done without public input are just democracy working as intended?
Donald Trump can deep throat Bill Clinton’s cock all he likes…
…. it’s the raping of children and trafficking to finance his rebuild that bothers me.
…. it’s the raping of children and trafficking to finance his rebuild that bothers me.
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Donald Trump can deep throat Bill Clinton’s cock all he likes…
…. it’s the raping of children and trafficking to finance his rebuild that bothers me.
…. it’s the raping of children and trafficking to finance his rebuild that bothers me.
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No Democrat voter has ever tried deflecting from possibly finding our own in the Epstein files. If Trump goes down, so should Dems. The victims are the important ones here, not the sociopath president. We want the truth.
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
No Democrat voter has ever tried deflecting from possibly finding our own in the Epstein files. If Trump goes down, so should Dems. The victims are the important ones here, not the sociopath president. We want the truth.
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Turns out the Golden Age of MAGA was an Epstein cover-up, 600,000 Chinese students, H1-B jobs for Indians, massive deficits, pardons for fraudsters & drug traffickers, blowing up boats, 50 year mortgages, tariffs on everything, higher prices, a ballroom, & al-Qaeda in the Oval.
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Turns out the Golden Age of MAGA was an Epstein cover-up, 600,000 Chinese students, H1-B jobs for Indians, massive deficits, pardons for fraudsters & drug traffickers, blowing up boats, 50 year mortgages, tariffs on everything, higher prices, a ballroom, & al-Qaeda in the Oval.
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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And how did Trump repay Epstein’s loyalty?
I’ll hang around for the answer.
I’ll hang around for the answer.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
And how did Trump repay Epstein’s loyalty?
I’ll hang around for the answer.
I’ll hang around for the answer.
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Jeffrey Epstein in 2015: "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Jeffrey Epstein in 2015: "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
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Ohh that's RICH
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Ohh that's RICH
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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We're in the "raping young teenage girls isn't pedophilia" part of the cope from MAGA.
These people are evil.
These people are evil.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We're in the "raping young teenage girls isn't pedophilia" part of the cope from MAGA.
These people are evil.
These people are evil.
Wonder how many things could be signed up for using Jeffery and associates emails?
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Wonder how many things could be signed up for using Jeffery and associates emails?
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"This is never going to be ok." Rep. Grijalva calls for formal legislation to make sure new members are sworn in promptly after Mike Johnson showed that good faith and norms cannot be counted on.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"This is never going to be ok." Rep. Grijalva calls for formal legislation to make sure new members are sworn in promptly after Mike Johnson showed that good faith and norms cannot be counted on.
The fucking PPRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES thinks we are going to understand that
HE RAPED CHILDREN FOR SPORT THAT HE SOLD TO HIS RICH FRIENDS
To
LAUNDER THE MONEY THROUGH RUSSIA PRIVATE EQUITY
Takes very few employees for an “Empire” on sex slavery.
#Epstein #EpsteinList #ReleaseTheFiles
HE RAPED CHILDREN FOR SPORT THAT HE SOLD TO HIS RICH FRIENDS
To
LAUNDER THE MONEY THROUGH RUSSIA PRIVATE EQUITY
Takes very few employees for an “Empire” on sex slavery.
#Epstein #EpsteinList #ReleaseTheFiles
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The fucking PPRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES thinks we are going to understand that
HE RAPED CHILDREN FOR SPORT THAT HE SOLD TO HIS RICH FRIENDS
To
LAUNDER THE MONEY THROUGH RUSSIA PRIVATE EQUITY
Takes very few employees for an “Empire” on sex slavery.
#Epstein #EpsteinList #ReleaseTheFiles
HE RAPED CHILDREN FOR SPORT THAT HE SOLD TO HIS RICH FRIENDS
To
LAUNDER THE MONEY THROUGH RUSSIA PRIVATE EQUITY
Takes very few employees for an “Empire” on sex slavery.
#Epstein #EpsteinList #ReleaseTheFiles
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the president raped those kids
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the president raped those kids
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It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
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She's a white christian nationalist doing her duty to bring about Armageddon. This is why one NEVER ELECTS RELIGIOUS TRUE BELIEVERS. They will destroy a country for their beliefs.
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
She's a white christian nationalist doing her duty to bring about Armageddon. This is why one NEVER ELECTS RELIGIOUS TRUE BELIEVERS. They will destroy a country for their beliefs.
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The official investigation into the January 6 riots concluded Trump “summoned the mob, assembled the mob, and lit the flame of this attack" in an effort to halt the peaceful transfer of power.
No billion dollar lawsuit can change reality.
The BBC should call this convicted criminal’s bluff.
No billion dollar lawsuit can change reality.
The BBC should call this convicted criminal’s bluff.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The official investigation into the January 6 riots concluded Trump “summoned the mob, assembled the mob, and lit the flame of this attack" in an effort to halt the peaceful transfer of power.
No billion dollar lawsuit can change reality.
The BBC should call this convicted criminal’s bluff.
No billion dollar lawsuit can change reality.
The BBC should call this convicted criminal’s bluff.