Chaotic Witch
@chaoticnwitch.bsky.social
Creative Chaos Containment Coordinator. Looking for a government working for the good of its citizens. Wants the ability to pay for college for my kids. Someday retirement would be nice.
Proud creator of the #trumpmojipoohead
#RESIST #AUTOCRACY
MAKE #ART
Proud creator of the #trumpmojipoohead
#RESIST #AUTOCRACY
MAKE #ART
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Chaotic Witch
@chaoticnwitch.bsky.social
· Mar 15
A Poetic Parody
How to Make a Republic Die by Chaotic Witch Catla
Here's how to make a Republic die. (The one created on The 4th of July)
Preheat the world until
Fiery HOT 🔥
with a hunger
and thirst
by those
who have not.
Now Add in the snark
Flowing FREE and MEAN
on the screens...*contd
How to Make a Republic Die by Chaotic Witch Catla
Here's how to make a Republic die. (The one created on The 4th of July)
Preheat the world until
Fiery HOT 🔥
with a hunger
and thirst
by those
who have not.
Now Add in the snark
Flowing FREE and MEAN
on the screens...*contd
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If you have to accept that greed is human nature and we should organise around it, you also have to accept that people begging for food wanting to set fire to trillionaires is also human nature.
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you have to accept that greed is human nature and we should organise around it, you also have to accept that people begging for food wanting to set fire to trillionaires is also human nature.
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Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
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NYC: We’re going to elect a Muslim democratic socialist mayor
Dick Cheney: Over my dead body
Dick Cheney: Over my dead body
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
NYC: We’re going to elect a Muslim democratic socialist mayor
Dick Cheney: Over my dead body
Dick Cheney: Over my dead body
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So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.
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Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.
Please.
Please.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.
Please.
Please.
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I don’t think enough people are talking about the beauty
of NYC electing its first Muslim mayor the day Dick Cheney died. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
of NYC electing its first Muslim mayor the day Dick Cheney died. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I don’t think enough people are talking about the beauty
of NYC electing its first Muslim mayor the day Dick Cheney died. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
of NYC electing its first Muslim mayor the day Dick Cheney died. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Turns out that voters don't like the party that invades them, starves them, and arrests them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Turns out that voters don't like the party that invades them, starves them, and arrests them.
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This morning I can see 67 votes to convict on a bill of impeachment.
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
This morning I can see 67 votes to convict on a bill of impeachment.
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After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
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"It means his heart is failing."
How does something that doesn't exist fail?
How does something that doesn't exist fail?
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"It means his heart is failing."
How does something that doesn't exist fail?
How does something that doesn't exist fail?
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This is an excellent idea!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is an excellent idea!!!
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Nick Fuentes and Ted Cruz are having a QT war on X over how much Nazism is a good look for the GOP
Just your average Monday here in 2K25
Just your average Monday here in 2K25
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Nick Fuentes and Ted Cruz are having a QT war on X over how much Nazism is a good look for the GOP
Just your average Monday here in 2K25
Just your average Monday here in 2K25
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What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
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Good question, Junior!
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Good question, Junior!
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If I wanted to stoke widespread civil unrest, I might let SNAP benefits lapse the same day I updated ACA marketplace prices.
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If I wanted to stoke widespread civil unrest, I might let SNAP benefits lapse the same day I updated ACA marketplace prices.
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Goodnight 🌙
Fuck Donald J. Trump
Fuck Donald J. Trump
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Goodnight 🌙
Fuck Donald J. Trump
Fuck Donald J. Trump
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They were playing Soundgarden at the grocery store today. Whilst I was super happy to hear Outshined, I had to fight the urge to park my cart and cry because why the fuck are they playing Soundgarden at the grocery store?
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
They were playing Soundgarden at the grocery store today. Whilst I was super happy to hear Outshined, I had to fight the urge to park my cart and cry because why the fuck are they playing Soundgarden at the grocery store?