Chelsea
@chelseadoll.bsky.social
40-something, stereotypical queer cat lady. I have come to scream about stuff I love: U2, OFMD, *NSYNC, MST3k and much more.
Trying to explain the Rock-A-Doodle movie to my friends.
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Trying to explain the Rock-A-Doodle movie to my friends.
This whole timeline of world events coinciding with my midlife crisis/mental breakdown/perimenopause is really nice. I can save time and be stressed about it all at once! Efficient!
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This whole timeline of world events coinciding with my midlife crisis/mental breakdown/perimenopause is really nice. I can save time and be stressed about it all at once! Efficient!
Got my cats one of those chirping bird toys and wow, it’s very annoying. They love it, of course.
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Got my cats one of those chirping bird toys and wow, it’s very annoying. They love it, of course.
I failed today. I can’t do it.
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I failed today. I can’t do it.
Oh good. I’m up at midnight and I have to work at 7.
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Oh good. I’m up at midnight and I have to work at 7.
Everyone needs to see this.
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Everyone needs to see this.
Laying here paralyzed with anxiety but cats are lying with me and I’m watching Depeche Mode videos. Save me, Dave Gahan.
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Laying here paralyzed with anxiety but cats are lying with me and I’m watching Depeche Mode videos. Save me, Dave Gahan.
Do we need a sequel though? The original is already perfect.
Kevin Smith Wants Austin Butler to Play the Devil in DOGMA 2
Kevin Smith Wants Austin Butler to Play the Devil in DOGMA 2
Kevin Smith ’s wild theological comedy Dogma turned twenty-five last year, yet its anniversary celebration happened fashionably late. The filmmaker hit the road in 2025 because he finally pulled off...
buff.ly
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Do we need a sequel though? The original is already perfect.
My lifelong (10+ years) quest to make tofu like I had at a Vietnamese restaurant in Memphis failed again today. I can’t make the tofu taste as good.
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My lifelong (10+ years) quest to make tofu like I had at a Vietnamese restaurant in Memphis failed again today. I can’t make the tofu taste as good.
Oh yeah, definitely in my midlife crisis era. Want to quit my job/industry and start over.
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Oh yeah, definitely in my midlife crisis era. Want to quit my job/industry and start over.
Reposted by Chelsea
The mischievous and playful blue ogre Hatakki is one of a pair of mascots for Takahata Town, Yamagata Prefecture.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The mischievous and playful blue ogre Hatakki is one of a pair of mascots for Takahata Town, Yamagata Prefecture.
The law of cat ownership: You will step in the vomit, no matter where it is.
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The law of cat ownership: You will step in the vomit, no matter where it is.
Nice of my work anxiety to start exactly 24 hours before I go back to work tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Nice of my work anxiety to start exactly 24 hours before I go back to work tomorrow.
I got really cute toys for my cats for Christmas and I want to give them now. I doubt the cats care when they get the toys so this is all me.
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I got really cute toys for my cats for Christmas and I want to give them now. I doubt the cats care when they get the toys so this is all me.
Reposted by Chelsea
Ok, with the bullshit about Matthew Lillard and Dano, this is pretty accurate.
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ok, with the bullshit about Matthew Lillard and Dano, this is pretty accurate.
Stillness
Peace
Hibernation
Fuck yeah, let’s go!
Peace
Hibernation
Fuck yeah, let’s go!
The first three words you find are your cozy winter vibes for the month! ✨️
My 3 were: Retreat, Contemplation & Solitude. Sounds absolutely divine...
Share yours below.
My 3 were: Retreat, Contemplation & Solitude. Sounds absolutely divine...
Share yours below.
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Stillness
Peace
Hibernation
Fuck yeah, let’s go!
Peace
Hibernation
Fuck yeah, let’s go!
I went to the doctor and begged for help. Sending me for more testing and another doctor. This is not what I was hoping for. I just need some damn hormones!
Oh and did I mention insurance didn’t cover the test I need? Yeah.
I don’t know what to do.
Oh and did I mention insurance didn’t cover the test I need? Yeah.
I don’t know what to do.
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I went to the doctor and begged for help. Sending me for more testing and another doctor. This is not what I was hoping for. I just need some damn hormones!
Oh and did I mention insurance didn’t cover the test I need? Yeah.
I don’t know what to do.
Oh and did I mention insurance didn’t cover the test I need? Yeah.
I don’t know what to do.
It’s December 9 and I’m tired of the cold.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s December 9 and I’m tired of the cold.
I am the Hulk. The Hulk is me.
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I am the Hulk. The Hulk is me.
It is very hard making tiny things but I love tiny things so that’s what I’m making.
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It is very hard making tiny things but I love tiny things so that’s what I’m making.
My current food obsession is soup dumplings. It’s a sensory overload but so yummy.
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My current food obsession is soup dumplings. It’s a sensory overload but so yummy.
I updated my phone and it removed my dad’s number from my Messages app and I’m a wee bit upset.
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I updated my phone and it removed my dad’s number from my Messages app and I’m a wee bit upset.
Reposted by Chelsea
My bad. But still...
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My bad. But still...