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Chelsea
@chelseadoll.bsky.social
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40-something, stereotypical queer cat lady. I have come to scream about stuff I love: U2, OFMD, *NSYNC, MST3k and much more.
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I remember when I transformed into Goth Me in my teens and had a similar conversation. I’m supposed to be drinking homie’s blood? But it’s wine? Ok! Sounds metal as fuck!
The answer is always yes.
SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?
Seems extra shitty to be doing this vanity project while people are being laid off due to our government being shut down.

Over to Nicolae Ceausescu for more on vanity projects…
Back to normal after two weeks of Not Normal. I am very tired and still have a cold.
If you still are, I would. ❤️
I love San Francisco.
I joined the "human banner" at San Francisco's Ocean Beach. This flag was at the center. It was a gorgeous day with enormous waves. #nokings
One of the crew on my flight did the same. “The Reflex was my JAM.”
Vibes on the first listen. Want to get a feel for what it’s about.
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I hate being on dating apps I just want to be someone’s girlfriend
Correct. A little over a week ago, I stood in front of his childhood home and cried a bit. His music has impacted my life since I was in the womb. He must live forever because losing him seems impossible.
I just watched Paul McCartney play 2.5 hours of time capsule-worthy classics. My verdict is that he’s the greatest songwriter in the history of rock n roll.
I finally invested in a pair of over ear headphones. Ear buds hurt my ears if they’re on too long. I think these will work for travel and possibly when I need to be INSIDE the song, maaaan.
“Will you marry me?”
“Is a hotdog a sandwich?”
“Yes.”
“Then no.”
Propose to me with the Kate Spade Glitz Glizzy ring or not at all
Ah yes. Wide awake at 4am because jet lag.
Honestly, it kind of seems like it? My parents used to swear on Samsonite and I have had luck too. This is the first new Samsonite I’ve had in decades.
Has anyone modified the wheels on their spinner luggage? The wheels on mine don’t do well on carpet or cobblestones. Are there sports wheels for luggage?
I made it home. This is the conclusion of Travelpalooza 2025.
DoorDash won by 1 minute
Who will get home first: Me or my DoorDash?
Why do we catch feelings for people who are unavailable? It’s a shitty feeling.
Wearing a Duran Duran shirt and people keep randomly singing Duran songs at me. I love it.
Put all man spreaders in the same fucking row so they can man spread all over each other. Get your leg outta my space, bro.