Fitzgerald Chesterfield
@chestyfitz.bsky.social
food posting, sometimes recipes at wonkette
Who’s got eyes on the Forest Hill Park sledding hill?
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Who’s got eyes on the Forest Hill Park sledding hill?
Fett of cine
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Fett of cine
Shake that thang
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Shake that thang
Feeling like a still life painter the way I just had some stale bread with a pear and cheese
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Feeling like a still life painter the way I just had some stale bread with a pear and cheese
How is this not the solution @washingtonpost.com?
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
How is this not the solution @washingtonpost.com?
Anybody got a list of the politicians and public figures who will be in tomorrow’s parade? I want to draft some heckles and jeers ahead of time
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Anybody got a list of the politicians and public figures who will be in tomorrow’s parade? I want to draft some heckles and jeers ahead of time
Is there something I don’t know about Trader Joe’s canned corn?
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is there something I don’t know about Trader Joe’s canned corn?
This mf buggin out
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This mf buggin out
Snow day brother
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Snow day brother
I am sick and tired of these burlesque shows; I want to see some real authentic burl
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I am sick and tired of these burlesque shows; I want to see some real authentic burl
It’s a good thing Fitz, Jr., goes to one of the specialty high schools because I don’t think my marriage would have survived four years of me insisting on the French pronunciation of Huguenot
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It’s a good thing Fitz, Jr., goes to one of the specialty high schools because I don’t think my marriage would have survived four years of me insisting on the French pronunciation of Huguenot
Look at this joyless motherfucker
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Look at this joyless motherfucker
It’s a good sign for the economy when you start to see lots of ads for selling your bodily fluids
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
It’s a good sign for the economy when you start to see lots of ads for selling your bodily fluids
Toad in a bowl
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Toad in a bowl
Was just informed that I am the longest standing regular at the hot dog bar
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Was just informed that I am the longest standing regular at the hot dog bar
I think I American Won’to
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I think I American Won’to
my Kroger wrapped came in and I was in the the top .05% consumers of generic brand steel-cut oats this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
my Kroger wrapped came in and I was in the the top .05% consumers of generic brand steel-cut oats this year
No yeast added loaf of bread
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
No yeast added loaf of bread
Some people will try to make pea soup with the butt end ham bones, and those who people are fools
(This has been a shank end supremacy post)
(This has been a shank end supremacy post)
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Some people will try to make pea soup with the butt end ham bones, and those who people are fools
(This has been a shank end supremacy post)
(This has been a shank end supremacy post)
Bread for leftover sandwiches
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Bread for leftover sandwiches
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
Chocolate bourbon pecan pie
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Chocolate bourbon pecan pie
Your annual reminder that most store bought pie crusts are not suitable for vegetarians
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Your annual reminder that most store bought pie crusts are not suitable for vegetarians
Sweet potato pie
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sweet potato pie
John Braise ain’t a damn thing changed
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
John Braise ain’t a damn thing changed