Posthuman Postma'am
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Dancer + Designer • Ancient Millennial + Toddler Mom • Raised in Charlotte, fortified in Chicago • she/her/y'all 🏳️⚧️✶🍉✶🧿✶📍606—
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Spaghettification is Santa’s number one weapon
December 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Spaghettification is Santa’s number one weapon
the one person that would crush me if they were in “the files” is Brendan Fraser. Like that might be the ONLY celebrity that I couldn’t imagine anything negative to come out…
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the one person that would crush me if they were in “the files” is Brendan Fraser. Like that might be the ONLY celebrity that I couldn’t imagine anything negative to come out…
I have no idea what anyone in the comments is saying but it’s just really cool to watch folks know so much shit about rocks.
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have no idea what anyone in the comments is saying but it’s just really cool to watch folks know so much shit about rocks.
Only one more holiday til BAD BUNNY BOWL
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Only one more holiday til BAD BUNNY BOWL
Santa brought me tamales
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Santa brought me tamales
Santa is hiiiiiiiiigh
December 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Santa is hiiiiiiiiigh
Explain your username
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Explain your username
Christmas Vacation II
they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
December 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Christmas Vacation II
I’m probably gonna take this down buuuuut jw how everyone else is doin in skeetland #merrycrisis
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m probably gonna take this down buuuuut jw how everyone else is doin in skeetland #merrycrisis
The skeet’s y’all get from me between 4:30–6:30am are very special and should be treated as such thank you for this attention to your matter
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The skeet’s y’all get from me between 4:30–6:30am are very special and should be treated as such thank you for this attention to your matter
Less than ten days of 2025 remain….😵💫
December 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Less than ten days of 2025 remain….😵💫
Read this with my son last night. Absolutely gorgeous illustration
‘The Shortest Day’ illustrations by Carson Ellis
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Read this with my son last night. Absolutely gorgeous illustration
Thing about 2025 is I fully allowed myself to give up on the Democratic Party. If 2024 weren’t enough…yet to watch their limp-dicked performance in the face of actual fascism this year, I’m never looking back. They were never coming to save us.
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Thing about 2025 is I fully allowed myself to give up on the Democratic Party. If 2024 weren’t enough…yet to watch their limp-dicked performance in the face of actual fascism this year, I’m never looking back. They were never coming to save us.
Thought I only had water to drink. Discovered bottle of lemonade in the back of the fridge. AHHWWHELLYEA
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Thought I only had water to drink. Discovered bottle of lemonade in the back of the fridge. AHHWWHELLYEA
Anyone need knuckle tattoo ideas hmu
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Anyone need knuckle tattoo ideas hmu
I’m working on my 2026 Bingo card and it’s equal parts BLEAK / SATIRE(???) / SCI-FI
I don’t know how onion writers do this
I don’t know how onion writers do this
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I’m working on my 2026 Bingo card and it’s equal parts BLEAK / SATIRE(???) / SCI-FI
I don’t know how onion writers do this
I don’t know how onion writers do this
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Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
I think about this particular scene often …
December 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I think about this particular scene often …
Butt whattabout my Battery Daddy??
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Butt whattabout my Battery Daddy??
I opened the co-star app in light of the occasion aaaaand —gahtdayum !?
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I opened the co-star app in light of the occasion aaaaand —gahtdayum !?
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Ffffffffffffuckyeah🤌🏻
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ffffffffffffuckyeah🤌🏻
It’s MY presents, and I need it NOW!
Call J-G-WENTWORTH!
877-GIFTS NAOWWW
Call J-G-WENTWORTH!
877-GIFTS NAOWWW
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It’s MY presents, and I need it NOW!
Call J-G-WENTWORTH!
877-GIFTS NAOWWW
Call J-G-WENTWORTH!
877-GIFTS NAOWWW
Shab-e yalda! The longest night is upon us!
Solstice tiiiiiime!!
chaiandconversation.com/2018/shabe-y...
Solstice tiiiiiime!!
chaiandconversation.com/2018/shabe-y...
Shabé yaldā - Persian Winter Solstice Celebration
chaiandconversation.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Shab-e yalda! The longest night is upon us!
Solstice tiiiiiime!!
chaiandconversation.com/2018/shabe-y...
Solstice tiiiiiime!!
chaiandconversation.com/2018/shabe-y...