ChiChi Greenblatt
@chichigreenblatt.bsky.social
I’m one fucked up rollercoaster ride but I’m best known for being a ball of crazy. https://bsky.app/profile/chichigreenblatt.bsky.social
I knew you were a Republican when the DMs wishing me and my family well ceased.
That, and you stopped retweeting me even after I retweeted you dozens of times.
That, and you stopped retweeting me even after I retweeted you dozens of times.
February 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I knew you were a Republican when the DMs wishing me and my family well ceased.
That, and you stopped retweeting me even after I retweeted you dozens of times.
That, and you stopped retweeting me even after I retweeted you dozens of times.
It’s important to know the difference between stocking and stalking.
One is inventory.
The other is why you suddenly deleted 10 years of tweets.
One is inventory.
The other is why you suddenly deleted 10 years of tweets.
February 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
It’s important to know the difference between stocking and stalking.
One is inventory.
The other is why you suddenly deleted 10 years of tweets.
One is inventory.
The other is why you suddenly deleted 10 years of tweets.
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Putin’s name 990 times so far.
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Putin’s name 990 times so far.
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Netanyahu mentioned 639 times so far.
February 13, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Netanyahu mentioned 639 times so far.
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Elon is mentioned 1454 times in the Epstein Files.
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Elon is mentioned 1454 times in the Epstein Files.
Women who don’t suck dick have no idea the power that has.
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Women who don’t suck dick have no idea the power that has.
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If you’ve been publicly crowdsourcing herpes FAQs since 2012…
2012: “Are cold sores contagious?”
2015: “Can they spread to genitals?”
2017: “No BJ for hubby, I have a cold sore.”
Ma’am. That’s not “asking for a friend.”
At this point the CDC should’ve been tagged.
2012: “Are cold sores contagious?”
2015: “Can they spread to genitals?”
2017: “No BJ for hubby, I have a cold sore.”
Ma’am. That’s not “asking for a friend.”
At this point the CDC should’ve been tagged.
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
If you’ve been publicly crowdsourcing herpes FAQs since 2012…
2012: “Are cold sores contagious?”
2015: “Can they spread to genitals?”
2017: “No BJ for hubby, I have a cold sore.”
Ma’am. That’s not “asking for a friend.”
At this point the CDC should’ve been tagged.
2012: “Are cold sores contagious?”
2015: “Can they spread to genitals?”
2017: “No BJ for hubby, I have a cold sore.”
Ma’am. That’s not “asking for a friend.”
At this point the CDC should’ve been tagged.
If you’ve been publicly crowdsourcing herpes FAQs since 2012…
2012: “Are cold sores contagious?”
2015: “Can they spread to genitals?”
2017: “No BJ for hubby, I have a cold sore.”
Ma’am. That’s not “asking for a friend.”
At this point the CDC should’ve been tagged.
2012: “Are cold sores contagious?”
2015: “Can they spread to genitals?”
2017: “No BJ for hubby, I have a cold sore.”
Ma’am. That’s not “asking for a friend.”
At this point the CDC should’ve been tagged.
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
If you’ve been publicly crowdsourcing herpes FAQs since 2012…
2012: “Are cold sores contagious?”
2015: “Can they spread to genitals?”
2017: “No BJ for hubby, I have a cold sore.”
Ma’am. That’s not “asking for a friend.”
At this point the CDC should’ve been tagged.
2012: “Are cold sores contagious?”
2015: “Can they spread to genitals?”
2017: “No BJ for hubby, I have a cold sore.”
Ma’am. That’s not “asking for a friend.”
At this point the CDC should’ve been tagged.
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I’m awake but let’s not read too much into that
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I’m awake but let’s not read too much into that
It’s not always about the likes or the retweets.
Sometimes it’s about knowing they saw it.
Sometimes it’s about knowing they saw it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
It’s not always about the likes or the retweets.
Sometimes it’s about knowing they saw it.
Sometimes it’s about knowing they saw it.
Epstein’s Ghost Is Calling All the Shots in Trump’s White House - Vanity Fair
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Epstein’s Ghost Is Calling All the Shots in Trump’s White House - Vanity Fair
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Neither Elon or UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer can keep direct reports this week.
rats are fleeing ships
rats are fleeing ships
February 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Neither Elon or UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer can keep direct reports this week.
rats are fleeing ships
rats are fleeing ships
Ooops! Up in smoke.💨
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Ooops! Up in smoke.💨
Hmm! What am I missing? 🤷🏻♀️
February 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Hmm! What am I missing? 🤷🏻♀️
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I refuse. I don't like going to movies anymore because of all the ads that are in a feature that I PAID TO WATCH.
Nope. I don't have that much FOMO.
Nope. I don't have that much FOMO.
Watching a show live is a trip.
You sit there like it’s 1997, staring at commercials you didn’t ask for, can’t skip, can’t escape… just you and a prescription ad describing side effects longer than the plot.
Recorded shows and streaming have spoiled us.
You sit there like it’s 1997, staring at commercials you didn’t ask for, can’t skip, can’t escape… just you and a prescription ad describing side effects longer than the plot.
Recorded shows and streaming have spoiled us.
February 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I refuse. I don't like going to movies anymore because of all the ads that are in a feature that I PAID TO WATCH.
Nope. I don't have that much FOMO.
Nope. I don't have that much FOMO.
Watching a show live is a trip.
You sit there like it’s 1997, staring at commercials you didn’t ask for, can’t skip, can’t escape… just you and a prescription ad describing side effects longer than the plot.
Recorded shows and streaming have spoiled us.
You sit there like it’s 1997, staring at commercials you didn’t ask for, can’t skip, can’t escape… just you and a prescription ad describing side effects longer than the plot.
Recorded shows and streaming have spoiled us.
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Watching a show live is a trip.
You sit there like it’s 1997, staring at commercials you didn’t ask for, can’t skip, can’t escape… just you and a prescription ad describing side effects longer than the plot.
Recorded shows and streaming have spoiled us.
You sit there like it’s 1997, staring at commercials you didn’t ask for, can’t skip, can’t escape… just you and a prescription ad describing side effects longer than the plot.
Recorded shows and streaming have spoiled us.
Some people measure flour.
I measure engagement.
Welcome to my test kitchen!
I measure engagement.
Welcome to my test kitchen!
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Some people measure flour.
I measure engagement.
Welcome to my test kitchen!
I measure engagement.
Welcome to my test kitchen!
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Breakfast in bed but it’s just me chained to the headboard while you throw pieces of fruit at me.
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Breakfast in bed but it’s just me chained to the headboard while you throw pieces of fruit at me.
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*going though trauma*
Brain: you haven’t posted anything today you fuckin loser
Me: thank you, that helps
Brain: you haven’t posted anything today you fuckin loser
Me: thank you, that helps
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
*going though trauma*
Brain: you haven’t posted anything today you fuckin loser
Me: thank you, that helps
Brain: you haven’t posted anything today you fuckin loser
Me: thank you, that helps
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Pam Bondi sold out women for proximity to power. That’s not leadership that’s rot.
She is a pathetic excuse for a woman. An embarrassment to women everywhere!
She didn’t just stay silent. She helped bury the truth.
#SheShed
She is a pathetic excuse for a woman. An embarrassment to women everywhere!
She didn’t just stay silent. She helped bury the truth.
#SheShed
February 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Pam Bondi sold out women for proximity to power. That’s not leadership that’s rot.
She is a pathetic excuse for a woman. An embarrassment to women everywhere!
She didn’t just stay silent. She helped bury the truth.
#SheShed
She is a pathetic excuse for a woman. An embarrassment to women everywhere!
She didn’t just stay silent. She helped bury the truth.
#SheShed
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If you hear or see something enough times, no matter how repulsive & obviously dangerous & bad for you, you can become conditioned to accept it. Even glamorize it in your mind...
January 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
If you hear or see something enough times, no matter how repulsive & obviously dangerous & bad for you, you can become conditioned to accept it. Even glamorize it in your mind...
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New Winter sunrise, look close and you can see the ducks and geese on the pond staying warm. The heron must be tucked away somewhere.
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
New Winter sunrise, look close and you can see the ducks and geese on the pond staying warm. The heron must be tucked away somewhere.
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Some people will post such beautiful words and not mean any of them.
February 12, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Some people will post such beautiful words and not mean any of them.