Jessica Daniels
@chicksafire.bsky.social
Writer for always even sometimes for money. andimdying.substack.com
Dropping that new Lizzie Borden verse.
Killer Queen
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February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Dropping that new Lizzie Borden verse.
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This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.
Amid growing calls for the abolition of ICE, Rep. Delia Ramirez is calling for the entire DHS to be dismantled. Highlighting how much experience the officers who killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti had, Ramirez said, “DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity.”
House Democrat Says Abolishing ICE Isn’t Enough — DHS Must Go, Too
“The problem isn’t ‘training.’ DHS was built to violate our rights,” said Rep. Delia C. Ramirez.
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January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.
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It's exactly what you voted for, tia.
The co-founder of Latinas for Trump is now condemning Trump’s ICE raids:
“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”
“This is not what we voted for.”
“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”
“This is not what we voted for.”
January 27, 2026 at 11:50 PM
It's exactly what you voted for, tia.
Hey, last year happened.
Wrapped
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January 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Hey, last year happened.
You’re on your own, kid, and you always have been.
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM
You’re on your own, kid, and you always have been.
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All to please a wannabe king who is demented and thrives on violence.
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 AM
All to please a wannabe king who is demented and thrives on violence.
I’m getting a new season of Scrubs for my birthday, guys! Just what I wanted!
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I’m getting a new season of Scrubs for my birthday, guys! Just what I wanted!
I choose to believe Skip Gates blazed up with Wiz Khalifa during filming of this #FindingYourRoots
January 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I choose to believe Skip Gates blazed up with Wiz Khalifa during filming of this #FindingYourRoots
Thanks to the Golden Globes for reminding me I’ve always been in love with Don Cheadle.
January 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Thanks to the Golden Globes for reminding me I’ve always been in love with Don Cheadle.
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Nikki is such a good awards show host!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Nikki is such a good awards show host!!!!
I could do without the Entertainment Tonight guy dishing gossip during the walkups, but okay. #goldenglobes
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I could do without the Entertainment Tonight guy dishing gossip during the walkups, but okay. #goldenglobes
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Discord walks like she’s trying to recline a chair and move forward at the same time. And it’s absolutely incredible that the judges refuse to tell her. How long will this go on??? How far back can she go???? #DragRace
January 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Discord walks like she’s trying to recline a chair and move forward at the same time. And it’s absolutely incredible that the judges refuse to tell her. How long will this go on??? How far back can she go???? #DragRace
Bragging about how many cognitive tests you’ve passed is not the flex the president thinks it is. I’ve passed zero cognitive tests, because NO ONE QUESTIONS MY COGNITIVE ABILITIES.
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Bragging about how many cognitive tests you’ve passed is not the flex the president thinks it is. I’ve passed zero cognitive tests, because NO ONE QUESTIONS MY COGNITIVE ABILITIES.
Both sins punishable by death, according to my bible. 🙄
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Both sins punishable by death, according to my bible. 🙄
From now on I hope anyone who gets on my bad side also pisses off 50 Cent.
January 8, 2026 at 6:15 AM
From now on I hope anyone who gets on my bad side also pisses off 50 Cent.
Polyphemus says don’t trust Nobody. #percyjackson
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Polyphemus says don’t trust Nobody. #percyjackson
Okay, I know everyone is excited about this sexy hockey show but no one told me about SCOTT AND KIP in the sexy hockey show!!!
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Okay, I know everyone is excited about this sexy hockey show but no one told me about SCOTT AND KIP in the sexy hockey show!!!
If America now means Transgender for Everyone, do I get to pick which one I want or will one be assigned randomly like a dorm roommate lottery?
December 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If America now means Transgender for Everyone, do I get to pick which one I want or will one be assigned randomly like a dorm roommate lottery?
I am a Final Jeopardy genius! They should give me a first chance!
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I am a Final Jeopardy genius! They should give me a first chance!
@ghweldon.bsky.social Screencrush name checked your book in their breakdown of the Supergirl trailer.
December 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
@ghweldon.bsky.social Screencrush name checked your book in their breakdown of the Supergirl trailer.
Shakespeare in Love deserved Best Picture, I can’t be dissuaded. RIP to the genius who wrote it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Shakespeare in Love deserved Best Picture, I can’t be dissuaded. RIP to the genius who wrote it.
Here for the Spies Like Us Easter egg in Stranger Things more than literally anything else.
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Here for the Spies Like Us Easter egg in Stranger Things more than literally anything else.
What are the Jeopardy people doing to make that chick’s head so big?
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What are the Jeopardy people doing to make that chick’s head so big?
Hi, not to be a pest but my apartment won’t accept partial payment and if I try to pay the rent due after tomorrow they will require December’s full rent as well. So I hate asking, I hate everything about this, but I am out of options.
Hello, I wanted to share a GoFundMe campaign that is truly important to me. Mine.
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6
Donate to Support for a Mother and Daughter in Crisis, organized by Jessica D
The past four years, in summary:
-- My husband ended our 15 year relationshi… Jessica D needs your support for Support for a Mother and Daughter in Crisis
gofund.me
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hi, not to be a pest but my apartment won’t accept partial payment and if I try to pay the rent due after tomorrow they will require December’s full rent as well. So I hate asking, I hate everything about this, but I am out of options.
Hello, I wanted to share a GoFundMe campaign that is truly important to me. Mine.
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6
Donate to Support for a Mother and Daughter in Crisis, organized by Jessica D
The past four years, in summary:
-- My husband ended our 15 year relationshi… Jessica D needs your support for Support for a Mother and Daughter in Crisis
gofund.me
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hello, I wanted to share a GoFundMe campaign that is truly important to me. Mine.
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6