Keef
@chiefsakeef.bsky.social
hoops enjoyer among other things. Firmly in the "I'd take a bullet for Marcus Smart" camp.
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They took a 5yo kid, used him as bait to try to capture the rest of his family, and then shipped him to a concentration camp on the other side of the country alone and in secret.
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
They took a 5yo kid, used him as bait to try to capture the rest of his family, and then shipped him to a concentration camp on the other side of the country alone and in secret.
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🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
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Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
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Spraying pepper spray directly into the eyes of a detained person who’s already fully subdued
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Spraying pepper spray directly into the eyes of a detained person who’s already fully subdued
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bundle up bitches. -10 ain’t like anything you’ve experienced before. but for us, it’s another winter day.
NEWS: Pentagon ordered active-duty soldiers with a military police unit in NC to prepare for possible deployment to Minneapolis, three people familiar told @ms.now
Prepare to deploy order was issued yesterday for at least a few hundred members of an Army military police brigade based at Fort Bragg
Prepare to deploy order was issued yesterday for at least a few hundred members of an Army military police brigade based at Fort Bragg
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
bundle up bitches. -10 ain’t like anything you’ve experienced before. but for us, it’s another winter day.
This shit is so bad at reading basic numbers from spreadsheets that half the time I spend using it for work is just going back and forth with it until I can verify it has the numbers right
The disconnect between management and employee on AI usage is big. At the same time, CEOs are reporting they aren't seeing any revenue growth from AI.
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www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...
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www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...
CEOs Say AI Is Making Work More Efficient. Employees Tell a Different Story.
How much time workers say the technology saves them on the job is vastly different from what executives report.
www.wsj.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This shit is so bad at reading basic numbers from spreadsheets that half the time I spend using it for work is just going back and forth with it until I can verify it has the numbers right
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Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
Can't believe I slept through a potential RIPCON1 situation
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Can't believe I slept through a potential RIPCON1 situation
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wild-eyed hair-on-fire apocalypseposting in the WSJ opinion page vs "hmm, the bond spread moved a bit this morning, should revert to the mean by lunchtime, not sure what all the fuss is over"
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 PM
wild-eyed hair-on-fire apocalypseposting in the WSJ opinion page vs "hmm, the bond spread moved a bit this morning, should revert to the mean by lunchtime, not sure what all the fuss is over"
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fascinating to compare how Wall Street reacts to the possibility that a socialist might have some power somewhere versus how it reacts to the concrete reality of a literal madman tearing down the American-led post-WWII global order
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 PM
fascinating to compare how Wall Street reacts to the possibility that a socialist might have some power somewhere versus how it reacts to the concrete reality of a literal madman tearing down the American-led post-WWII global order
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FUCKING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE THE POPE DID THIS
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
FUCKING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE THE POPE DID THIS
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thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
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Every Caleb Williams play
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Every Caleb Williams play
My literal live reaction at this wedding
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
My literal live reaction at this wedding
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Win or lose, we are painting our nails in honor of the Acrylic Assasin
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Win or lose, we are painting our nails in honor of the Acrylic Assasin
HE HAS A RABBIT'S FOOT UP HIS ASS
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
HE HAS A RABBIT'S FOOT UP HIS ASS
ARE YOU SERIOUS OH MY FUCKING GOD
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
ARE YOU SERIOUS OH MY FUCKING GOD
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fuck it, throw 10
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
fuck it, throw 10
Cj Stroud welcome to hell buddy
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Cj Stroud welcome to hell buddy
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The Texans defense whenever they on the sideline
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The Texans defense whenever they on the sideline
My baby brothers have had a group chat with their friends called "Stidham Era" for the last 6 years. I know it's popping in there right now
Stunner: Broncos coach Sean Payton just announced QB Bo Nix broke a bone in his ankle and is out for the season.
January 18, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My baby brothers have had a group chat with their friends called "Stidham Era" for the last 6 years. I know it's popping in there right now
This "that's what they want" stuff ain't moving anybody
January 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
This "that's what they want" stuff ain't moving anybody
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This is why we celebrate the Boston Substack Party, when the patriots wrote strongly worded pamphlets about tea.
Republican on CNN: You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. You peacefully protest by starting a Substack or a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 PM
This is why we celebrate the Boston Substack Party, when the patriots wrote strongly worded pamphlets about tea.