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Elon! Oh a bagged lunch today???
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Elon! Oh a bagged lunch today???
Scotland/England/Ireland all kind of sucked shit in the early 1900's I guess
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Scotland/England/Ireland all kind of sucked shit in the early 1900's I guess
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Still not the most loathsome rodent in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (I will see Gus, the second most famous groundhog in the pits of hell)
Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather. Follow AP for live updates.
Groundhog Day live updates: Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of winter
Tens of thousands of people are gathering for Punxsutawney Phil, a groundhog that lives in a tree stump, to predict if the already long and cold winter across much of the United States will go on for another six weeks or if an early spring is around the corner.
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February 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Still not the most loathsome rodent in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (I will see Gus, the second most famous groundhog in the pits of hell)
It's important to remember that Punxsy Phil is an all powerful weather god and the process of overthrowing him needs to be handled with care lest he trap us all in a time loop
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 PM
It's important to remember that Punxsy Phil is an all powerful weather god and the process of overthrowing him needs to be handled with care lest he trap us all in a time loop
If Punxsutawney Phil doesn't give the correct prediction this morning I am going to drain the oceans to find and kill him
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 PM
If Punxsutawney Phil doesn't give the correct prediction this morning I am going to drain the oceans to find and kill him
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The President is a member of a world-historic pedophile ring, anything short of attempting to remove him from office reads as defense or even endorsement of pedophilia
This is the vice chair of the Democrat caucus straight up saying that even if Dems win the midterms, they might not impeach Trump.
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The President is a member of a world-historic pedophile ring, anything short of attempting to remove him from office reads as defense or even endorsement of pedophilia
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We just re-watched Best in Show over the weekend, Catherine O'Hara is and always will be simply one of the greatest
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
We just re-watched Best in Show over the weekend, Catherine O'Hara is and always will be simply one of the greatest
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The last thing @dhm.bsky.social sent me this past fall was video of a little league ump getting hit in the groin 3 times. This one’s for you Dan, thanks for always thinking of me.
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The last thing @dhm.bsky.social sent me this past fall was video of a little league ump getting hit in the groin 3 times. This one’s for you Dan, thanks for always thinking of me.
I pulled these up from the old site and I just hope Dan was able to get his selfie with underdog lady. He really did just love this region and all of its absurdity.
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I pulled these up from the old site and I just hope Dan was able to get his selfie with underdog lady. He really did just love this region and all of its absurdity.
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Last thing about Dan
In a world filled with AI slop & homogenized writing, writers like Dan- an original voice with an infectious curiosity- are needed more than ever
A computer could try for a trillion years to explain in a novel what Dan might capture with one picture or post
You can’t fake it
In a world filled with AI slop & homogenized writing, writers like Dan- an original voice with an infectious curiosity- are needed more than ever
A computer could try for a trillion years to explain in a novel what Dan might capture with one picture or post
You can’t fake it
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Last thing about Dan
In a world filled with AI slop & homogenized writing, writers like Dan- an original voice with an infectious curiosity- are needed more than ever
A computer could try for a trillion years to explain in a novel what Dan might capture with one picture or post
You can’t fake it
In a world filled with AI slop & homogenized writing, writers like Dan- an original voice with an infectious curiosity- are needed more than ever
A computer could try for a trillion years to explain in a novel what Dan might capture with one picture or post
You can’t fake it
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I only had a couple small interactions with Dan, but he once said seeing his kid’s daycare teacher wearing a Ricky Watters jersey over her Muslim garb represented so much of what he loved Philadelphia & he truly meant it.
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I only had a couple small interactions with Dan, but he once said seeing his kid’s daycare teacher wearing a Ricky Watters jersey over her Muslim garb represented so much of what he loved Philadelphia & he truly meant it.
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This is the Philadelphia App and Dan *was* Philadelphia. Nobody else captured the weirdness (solemn to silly) of this region and its culture with such affection and respect. Everyone wear your stupidest Wildwood boardwalk tee in his honor. Be good, buddy.
January 29, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This is the Philadelphia App and Dan *was* Philadelphia. Nobody else captured the weirdness (solemn to silly) of this region and its culture with such affection and respect. Everyone wear your stupidest Wildwood boardwalk tee in his honor. Be good, buddy.
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Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.
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“Philly Twitter” is a thing because of Dan McQuade.
January 29, 2026 at 1:16 AM
“Philly Twitter” is a thing because of Dan McQuade.
Dan McQuade was one of the sweetest people i've ever interacted with on social media. This one stinks so much man.
January 29, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Dan McQuade was one of the sweetest people i've ever interacted with on social media. This one stinks so much man.
Good morning let's all do our stretches and start shoveling so our elderly neighbors don't have to
January 25, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Good morning let's all do our stretches and start shoveling so our elderly neighbors don't have to
Bangers only in this house
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Bangers only in this house
Rocky Lost
Columnist Inga Saffron wants Philly to leave the Rocky statue where it is.
“Allowing the old movie prop to dominate the Parkway’s iconic vista is simply the latest in a series of decisions that have privatized the Art Museum’s gorgeous, landscaped grounds,” she writes.
“Allowing the old movie prop to dominate the Parkway’s iconic vista is simply the latest in a series of decisions that have privatized the Art Museum’s gorgeous, landscaped grounds,” she writes.
Yo, Philly! There’s no need to move the Rocky statue
www.inquirer.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Rocky Lost
I hope Admiral Ed Baldwin never dies. Joel Kinnaman getting progressively more insane looking is the best bit in TV
My god, look at Joel Kinnaman's old man makeup for the upcoming fifth season of For All Mankind:
January 21, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I hope Admiral Ed Baldwin never dies. Joel Kinnaman getting progressively more insane looking is the best bit in TV
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
That old bitch won't die simply because he hates JD so much he won't allow him to become President
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 AM
That old bitch won't die simply because he hates JD so much he won't allow him to become President
2026 will be the last season of baseball as we know it
BREAKING: It's “a 100 percent certainty” that MLB owners will push for a salary cap after Kyle Tucker’s free agency agreement with the Los Angeles Dodgers, a source tells @evandrellich.bsky.social.
January 20, 2026 at 11:10 PM
2026 will be the last season of baseball as we know it
Created an MLB lockout scenario in my head that made me so angry I can't see
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Created an MLB lockout scenario in my head that made me so angry I can't see