Bro-ing out at the creed cover band free concert in St. Pete
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Bro-ing out at the creed cover band free concert in St. Pete
Bro-ing out at the creed cover band free concert in St. Pete
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Bro-ing out at the creed cover band free concert in St. Pete
Airport beer going to hit my hand harder than any beer has ever hit my hand
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Airport beer going to hit my hand harder than any beer has ever hit my hand
We should be permitted to beat Brett Eskin with a tire iron and strap him to the Titan Submersible for this
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We should be permitted to beat Brett Eskin with a tire iron and strap him to the Titan Submersible for this
I have Back to back 3 day work weeks you cannot ask me to do a damn thing
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I have Back to back 3 day work weeks you cannot ask me to do a damn thing
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Guy who watched Wim Wender’s Perfect Days: God, what an amazing architectural achievement in which to get attacked by a bear.
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Guy who watched Wim Wender’s Perfect Days: God, what an amazing architectural achievement in which to get attacked by a bear.
Woke up the entire dang neighborhood by putting on The Last Waltz at 6:30. Scorsese said "Play this Film Loud" and I simply must oblige
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Woke up the entire dang neighborhood by putting on The Last Waltz at 6:30. Scorsese said "Play this Film Loud" and I simply must oblige
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
Having a very normal commute home
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Having a very normal commute home
Saquon has that Trump stink on him now. Just giga ass
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Saquon has that Trump stink on him now. Just giga ass
Sirianni and Campbell are having an all time bozo off. Magnificent work
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sirianni and Campbell are having an all time bozo off. Magnificent work
I don't know how the fuck ended up with a dog that is so calm and happy to be dead asleep on his bed at 9pm but here I am
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don't know how the fuck ended up with a dog that is so calm and happy to be dead asleep on his bed at 9pm but here I am
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Shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that “wood chipper, feet first” is incredibly funny.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that “wood chipper, feet first” is incredibly funny.
You never feel more at home than when you're in a convenience store while the 2 guys working are screaming at each other.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
You never feel more at home than when you're in a convenience store while the 2 guys working are screaming at each other.
Many are saying Mike Mitchell on the floors heating up
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Many are saying Mike Mitchell on the floors heating up
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Boltman solemnly reflects on his place within the cosmos.
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Boltman solemnly reflects on his place within the cosmos.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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Working on a theory that Nick Sirianni is how the Eagles keep themselves from squatting the rest of the league to smithereens to the point where the league feels compelled to intervene. Then you get to the playoffs, unplug his headset and let it rip
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Working on a theory that Nick Sirianni is how the Eagles keep themselves from squatting the rest of the league to smithereens to the point where the league feels compelled to intervene. Then you get to the playoffs, unplug his headset and let it rip
Radiators are turned on
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Radiators are turned on
Kim Davis is going to get divorce number 4 and really dig her heels in now
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Kim Davis is going to get divorce number 4 and really dig her heels in now
The Barnes & Noble website dying a horrible noble death as all the movie perverts desperately try to load the hell up on Criterion 4k's half off
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The Barnes & Noble website dying a horrible noble death as all the movie perverts desperately try to load the hell up on Criterion 4k's half off
Government's shut down but they're still collecting my fucking student loans the hell with this shit
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Government's shut down but they're still collecting my fucking student loans the hell with this shit
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head on a swivel, big safety hits are back
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
head on a swivel, big safety hits are back
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cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night
Youse mind if I lib out just a little this evening?
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Youse mind if I lib out just a little this evening?