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Chloe

@chloemaria.bsky.social

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She/Her Books, music, comedy, dogs and science (not in that order)

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · Feb 28

Unfortunately I've given David Tennant and Michael Sheen the power to either fix or destroy my life with Good Omens series 3

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 7h

Not to be mean to Slot but bring Klopp back now its a joke

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Cole @kim-tey.bsky.social · 13h

new campaign coming outta buckinghamshire 🤔

text presented in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign posters reads: NO WIFE, THANKS I call her MUM.

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and white shirt with the words you know what you did behind him

ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt with the words you know what you did behind him

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 1d

Finally watching a film that I've been recommend for months and I'm a full sobbing mess and will never be the same (5⭐️)

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Adam Rutherford @adamrutherford.bsky.social · 1d

James Watson made some tremendous contributions to science, and expressed many grotesque views, which were racist, sexist and ignorant. These are all well documented.

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 1d

The Pepto-bismol advert is giving strong Horne Section vibes

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 2d

THEY KISSED all is fine

Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 2d

Less than 100 pages left of my book and the men haven't kissed yet, bit nervous

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 2d

Less than 100 pages left of my book and the men haven't kissed yet, bit nervous

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 3d

A painting of a bird beside the text "have you considered that maybe not everything is about your weird fuckin' life"

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 3d

Mentally I'm still here

Happy TM Thursday to those who celebrate 🍍

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Cole @kim-tey.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Taskmaster Day 😌😮‍💨

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 5d

Congrats!!! Very well deserved though I'm sure 😊

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Chortle @chortle.bsky.social · 6d

The Ballad Of Wallis Island up for five indie film awards

Recognition for Tim Key and Tom Basden’s movie

dlvr.it

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 7d

You must try it, my fave ever christmas choc

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 8d

Just when you think you know someone, too

Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 10d

Nooo its here!! youtu.be/buC85yPWOCI?...

Noel Fielding, Greg Davies & Jamali Maddix Try Foods From Around The World | Snack Wars

YouTube video by LADbible Entertainment

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The Horne Section @thehornesection.bsky.social · 10d

This is surely from Alex’s ‘mum’

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11d

I'm married to a TV personality. I'm glad that the way he acts on TV is just for show and not his real personality, because the way he is on TV really annoys me.

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 10d

I should HOPE SO

Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 10d

The fact you warned me it would happen and I was still distraught

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 10d

Sad to say I've fallen out with Greg on account of the incorrect way he assembles a scone

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Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv · 10d

It's beginning to look like a very Taskmaster-y Christmas! 🎄

Champion of Champions 4 and a DOUBLE helping of New Year Treat - both coming soon on Channel 4.

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Cole @kim-tey.bsky.social · 12d

happy anniversary babes (last repost)

Cole @kim-tey.bsky.social · Sep 21

lmao I need to be put down, actually. 😮‍💨🤞 (sorry the audio was trending…and I, well, er…)

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 13d

Just 2 lil pups 🐶

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 14d

Nothing cements my desire to remain child free like being at my nephews 1st birthday party with approx 20 screaming crying kids

Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 16d

Are they any good?? I have some normal earplugs that came with some headphones once but I've been considering Loop earplugs

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