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choffmanni.bsky.social
hrpr
@choffmanni.bsky.social
610 followers 260 following 460 posts
Not a witch, nothing you’ve heard, high roller, She/her , Harper
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Jun 10
Woah!!!!
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · May 24
Windmill app is crashing and burning, like the rivets are actually popping out atm
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · May 20
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 13
Banger
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aly🥦 @letsgomets.bsky.social · Apr 13
“joe biden did not care about faggots”
mike myers standing next to kanye west
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aly🥦 @letsgomets.bsky.social · Apr 12
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cheddar on alec’s desk chair rico laying in front of the tv emma and harper next to some cincy light harper taking a picture of me taking a picture of harper with emma next to her
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 13
Omg the full spread
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 13
Arthur Morgan saying “That Joe Biden”
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 7
🚨 WARNING 🚨
⚠️COGNITO HAZARD: DONALD J. TRUMP & CHRIS CHAN⚠️

⛔️‼️PROCEED WITH CAUTION‼️⛔️
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 6
Grandpa WILL be in this episode
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 6
Porksky
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · Apr 3
What Americans thought they voted for: 2019 without DEI

What they actually voted for: youtu.be/ElVAY4Vreuo
Fünf Kleine Chuddys | Pädagogische Soyjak-Kinderreime Auf Deutsch
YouTube video by SoyTube Kids
youtu.be
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 3
They’re putting me in this tomorrow
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 3
This is not a joke anymore
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 3
Banditsky shaker
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 3
Are you enjoying the show?

Refill your nothing

You’ll love this next part.
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 3
Money status: molested
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · Apr 2
Autistic man, Dexter Livingstone, 38, commented: “25 hours? Is that it? I did 36 hours on the Battle of Stalingrad last week and no one put me on the news.”

(Special thanks to @jonhalling.bsky.social for the headline)
Neurotypical man wows world by speaking continuously about special interest for 25 hours
Headline by Jon Halling A man has been hailed as a “hero” after spending 25 straight hours infodumping about his special interest, despite the disadvantage of his neurotypicalism. Senator Cory Booker,...
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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · Apr 1
Jair Bolsonaro 🤝 early 20th century Ottoman Empire
being famous as the sickest one of their entire continent
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 1
COME ON CORY YOU CAN DO IT, PISS YOUR PANTS FOR DEMOCRACY(AND TO STICK IT TO THURMOND)
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 1
This is outside a shopping center too, and you can’t even legally have billboards like this in Canada, W on Canada’s part.

Also how is this being paid for? Where is the money coming from? Carney’s campaign? Reappropriated funds from canceled American contracts?
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 1
In the future, a book about this time period in American History will be called something like “The Strategy of Hypertension–The Burger Reich & the Years of Lard: What Happens When the Treats are Gone?”

The foreword page will be “‘Bring me the poison’ he said.”
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 1
I’ve found an example of peak American capitalism

-start trade war with your ally for ????

-the former ally who you’re in a trade war with buys billboard ads in your own country to run propaganda against the government conducting the trade war

Beastmode
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 1
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · Apr 1
I’m starting a new job working in data entry at a jewelry repair factory and the soon to happen mass decline of disposable income will either mean the company goes under or I don’t do any work while getting paid.
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