chaz
@chopchaz.bsky.social
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chopchaz.bsky.social
The shidding, farding, and ralphing should abate soon. Absolutely blows that it cuts you out of competition now & later.

When I’ve been sick like that, there’s someone who compliments me for looking slim & trim afterwards 🙃 so maybe you can look forward to inappropriate remarks like that 😅
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markpopham.bsky.social
of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible
jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
chopchaz.bsky.social
Aw Freyr I’m so sorry! That’s awful, the malady is bad enough as it is.
chopchaz.bsky.social
Thinking a lot about the Geth & Quarians, wonder why…

Wait til folks remember the etymology of the word “robot”
chopchaz.bsky.social
Is taking smoke break alone just aura farming with a prop?
chopchaz.bsky.social
oh, my bad; just close the lid & goon in peace (GIP)
chopchaz.bsky.social
sir this is a museum, please goon elsewhere
chopchaz.bsky.social
Please let Sprig & Gurtie + Stinky bring you some joy ❤️‍🩹
chopchaz.bsky.social
their little claws are prone to put holes in every fabric you own. still worth it.
chopchaz.bsky.social
girl that’s too many fuckin things ❤️‍🩹
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asterolsen.bsky.social
A Maserati dealership located in a highly urbanized pedestrian focused city core that gets to veto bus only lanes is the kind of forward thinking urban planning the Seattle city counsel and mayor highly value.
chopchaz.bsky.social
Eph-emera Abraham, is that anything?
chopchaz.bsky.social
I remember these! My friends and I called them TARDIS toilets.
chopchaz.bsky.social
ET-SY WIT-CHES 👏,👏,👏👏👏
chopchaz.bsky.social
do you have the other two mario party games for switch? they are honestly better (albeit one is a remix of old games)
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elindur.at.app.wafrn.net
Fun fact: GWAR spoke out against the defunding of orgs like PBS. Lead singer Mike Bishop, who holds a PhD in music, stopped in the middle of a show to point out that defunding public institutions is horrible and said it'd lead to worse. Dude was not wrong.
chopchaz.bsky.social
Why does this graphic look like you’ve just unlocked RFK in super smash bros?
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Removed from the Red Hot Chili Peppers show for repeatedly saying "ay Tone" in a Paulie Walnuts voice to Anthony Kiedis between songs.
chopchaz.bsky.social
Has anyone made a mashup of cotton-eye joe & me espresso? I think I’m onto something (horrible)
chopchaz.bsky.social
I recognize this now
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lex.vaughn.theneedling.com
Why have I not seen one Seattle news outlet localize what the Jimmy Kimmel thing means on the local level? Because it means a lot.

Sinclair - the company that did this to him - owns KOMO. And they're bowing to the FCC so they can merge with Nextstar/TEGNA, which just bought KING 5.
chopchaz.bsky.social
This hand of mine is burning red because without vaccines I have a hazardous fever!
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gbbranstetter.bsky.social
In general I'd recommend following your local trans/LGBTQ orgs. They know which are messaging bills and which are genuine threats
nora.zone
trans people: i don't recommend freaking out every time some whackjob in a state legislature tries to make something about you illegal, state level politicians are explicitly introducing legislation that will not pass to win points with their wackjob constituents and terrorize you
chopchaz.bsky.social
Corporate overlords got tired of paying residuals to erasure & blind guardian I guess