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Christopher Marcotte
@chris23xi.bsky.social
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An all around nerd whose always running in the 90’s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, Chronic Balatro player 🃏, He/Him 💖💜💙
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If you aren’t one of my fellow refugees from X, nice to meet you! A few things about me are I am a massive NASCAR and NHL fan (specifically of 23XI Racing and Capitals respectively), I am runner (but not so much a track star), and Bisexual. Hope to keep the vibes good with y’all! 🥰
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The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814
Imagine winning the World Series. You'd get to visit the ruins that used to be the White House
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VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS
I might not be a Bowman fan but I absolutely adore this scheme
Alex Bowman - Planters (Chevrolet)

2020 Xfinity 500 (Martinsville Speedway) #NASCAR
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Bobby Labonte - Interstate Batteries / Universal Studios Monsters "Frankenstein" (Pontiac)

2000 UAW-GM Quality 500 (Lowe's Motor Speedway) #NASCAR
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I want Oscar to win the championship but it is clear that Zak Brown's boys do not have that dog in them and a Verstappen championship from nowhere would be most satisfactory.
F1 race was such a snooze fest at the end that I’m reluctantly watching NASCAR after a two week break
“I don’t care if you win Max, I just want Zak Brown to lose!”
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Bro is so desperate to protect his legacy that he’s becoming #NASCAR’s Chief Gaslighting Officer
Joey Logano says he's told other drivers: "You’re gonna complain about your childhood dream? The fact is you’re getting paid to drive a race car. And the fact is you’re not happy about it. That’s a problem."

Their reaction?

"Nobody wants to hear it."
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“I don’t care how much money they’re giving us Roger, this stuff is terrible!”
Post Malone music video from 2022(?)
Never forget the people who helped you get through 2020
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sending my 2008 Honda Accord to Car Valhalla (lighting it on fire and pushing it into Lake Ontario)
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Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes
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The Curse of the Billy Goat has nothing on the leader of the largest religion in the world dissing your team in Latin
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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NASCAR MENTIONED
MCCALLUM: “Margaret Thatcher said socialism’s great until you run out of other people’s money.”

🔥ZOHRAN: “Cuomo had $900 million and gave it to Elon musk in tax credits— I wish the debate were like NASCAR so people could see logos of billionaires who sponsor him on his jacket.”
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Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years
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Quite a quote—and addendum— from a cybertruck owner