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If I’m Helmut I’m making a call to Oscar this week. Give him the seat, engineering input
There’s only one thing I’m asking in return…something I think he’d be more than happy to oblige with at this point…
There’s only one thing I’m asking in return…something I think he’d be more than happy to oblige with at this point…
Oscar to Red Bull comfirmed
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If I’m Helmut I’m making a call to Oscar this week. Give him the seat, engineering input
There’s only one thing I’m asking in return…something I think he’d be more than happy to oblige with at this point…
There’s only one thing I’m asking in return…something I think he’d be more than happy to oblige with at this point…
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MCLAREN ARE GONNA LOSE BOTH THEIR DRIVERS AN UNLOSABLE CHAMPIONSHIP THROUGH SHEER INCOMPETENCE BUT FERRARI ARE THE CLOWNS???????????????????????
mclaren pit stops and strategy have been garbage all year and now they’ve DOUBLE DSQD BUT FERRARI ARE THE CLOWNS????????
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
MCLAREN ARE GONNA LOSE BOTH THEIR DRIVERS AN UNLOSABLE CHAMPIONSHIP THROUGH SHEER INCOMPETENCE BUT FERRARI ARE THE CLOWNS???????????????????????
The crowd pop for Sainz LMAOOOOOO
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The crowd pop for Sainz LMAOOOOOO
The only trainwreck funnier than McLaren IndyCar is McLaren Formula 1
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The only trainwreck funnier than McLaren IndyCar is McLaren Formula 1
McLaren in a crisis of its own making is lovely. They’re locking the garage down like they just watched the Challenger explode
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
McLaren in a crisis of its own making is lovely. They’re locking the garage down like they just watched the Challenger explode
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Dude if that was some kind of Mercedes-AMG geopolitical bullshit
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Dude if that was some kind of Mercedes-AMG geopolitical bullshit
We going to green-white-checkers, gang
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We going to green-white-checkers, gang
Bernie Collins coming up with the devious strategies for fun and profit
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Bernie Collins coming up with the devious strategies for fun and profit
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It's not funny guys it's hilarious
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's not funny guys it's hilarious
A Max win would be a terrible outcome, but my god the content will be incredible
I've never watched a race rooting for Max to win before
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A Max win would be a terrible outcome, but my god the content will be incredible
Sky commentators are in the bargaining stage of grief
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Sky commentators are in the bargaining stage of grief
HAHAHA LICO NORRIS?!?!
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
HAHAHA LICO NORRIS?!?!
THAT CAR BETTER BE DAMAGED
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
THAT CAR BETTER BE DAMAGED
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“I NEED MORE HELP THEN BECAUSE I CANT DO IT” BE FUCKING SERIOUS LIQUIDATE THIS ENTIRE SPORT IF THIS MAN BECOMES CHAMPION I SWEAR TO GOD
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“I NEED MORE HELP THEN BECAUSE I CANT DO IT” BE FUCKING SERIOUS LIQUIDATE THIS ENTIRE SPORT IF THIS MAN BECOMES CHAMPION I SWEAR TO GOD
Lando quit doing this uwu shit on the radio and figure out how to drive your car
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Lando quit doing this uwu shit on the radio and figure out how to drive your car
Papaya drools
3.0s vs 2.2s on the stops might’ve just saved Lando the WDC
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Papaya drools
Hamilton with the sweep around Gasly
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hamilton with the sweep around Gasly
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Worst effects pedal ever. Terrible tone. 3.5/10
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Worst effects pedal ever. Terrible tone. 3.5/10
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Detroiters and the Chair Company are a duology that say something important about America: Michigan is weird (fun way, charming) and Ohio is weird (upsetting way, always emitting a low-grade danger)
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Detroiters and the Chair Company are a duology that say something important about America: Michigan is weird (fun way, charming) and Ohio is weird (upsetting way, always emitting a low-grade danger)
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree