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Assistant Professor (Film & Digital Media) Writer • Lapsed Filmmaker Hitting like the most painful misfortune. Newsletter at chrissailor.substack.com. Views posted are entirely my own
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Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
Second half gets by entirely on the atmosphere of the first plus the performances of Lugosi and Frye (Van Sloan to an extent though his Van Helsing is a little stiff). A primary exhibit in the argument that a movie doesn’t have to be ”good” in order to be Good.
Making someone appear as if they’ve been green-screened in somewhere when they (presumably) have not is…something of a feat.
"I should've had immunity to all of this shit. I should have been covered by my donations."
sopranos s02e09 “from where to eternity” like if u agree
People (including King) slag his performance because they say he’s playing crazy from the jump, but Nicholson isn’t giving a bad performance as a good guy - Torrance is. The movie is about the mask coming off. “You’ve always been the caretaker.”
The Brewers, it would seem, know how to hate.
But the plot! Won’t anybody think of the poor plot?!
“Your money is no good here, Mr. Torrance…”
One of the best shows I’ve ever seen!
At the Nine Inch Nails show. What a crowd. Goth representatives of the entire human spectrum, someone dressed as Jesus just walked into the pit, and I’m sitting between two guys who look like podiatrists.
And is now getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for it, sir.
It is a season on insistence, and on top of everything else that makes it incredibly suspect to me.
They’ve had the easiest possible job these past few days - make it clear that the President of the United States is still alive - and they’ve barely been able to do that.
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
“Cracker Barrel has gone woke” is a statement as baffling as it was perhaps inevitable.
There’s a certain type of Online Person for whom “movie good or bad” is their only frame of reference for anything and so any post related to or referencing film is an activation of their Manchurian Candidate reply guy programming.
“In order to earn my endorsement, he needs to makes himself shitty and disappointing enough for my donors to be comfortable with him.”
“Where do you land in this mayoral race, and in particular on @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social ?”

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social STILL won’t endorse Zohran — gives gutless, rambling answer instead.

(Related: Per @trackaipac.bsky.social Jeffries has received nearly $2 Million from AIPAC)
I shouldn’t be shocked that “giving voters an opportunity to discuss the merits of potential presidential candidates three years out from an election is self-destructive” is a sidestep away from “human rights should be negotiable” but I sometimes forget how many people have oatmeal for brains.
The official title of that second photo is, I believe, “Access to Online Classes Opens Friday.”