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Chris Houck
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Here for the soccer. #Crew96
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FC Cincinnati would be so bad at this
February 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Hell yeah.
As the original purveyors of RAD on 4K UHD back in 2020, we are thrilled to announce our plans for a 40th Anniversary deluxe edition later in 2026 in partnership with Utopia! 🔥

We are incredibly excited to finally have the opportunity to present RAD in a Deluxe VSU Package—more info to come. 🚲
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
But they offer odd waist sizes in their pants! Where will I find 35s now?
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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According to the New Yorker, Donald Trump and his family profited off the presidency by an estimated $4 billion in 2025 — mostly through shady crypto deals.

That amounts to $456,621 per hour.

But how are you doing?
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
My favorite part about awards programs these days is learning that 50-60% of these people exist.
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Pro tip: Marry a woman who poses for a picture inside an MLS LEGO man so you will one day be gifted the traditional 22nd anniversary gift of vintage Crew stuff.
January 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I came home to a new metal sign hanging in our living room. Seems like an appropriate start to our anniversary weekend.
January 31, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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This line ought to set off a huge alarm at MLS HQ:

"The Loons were negotiating transfer deals with Slovenian midfielder Tomi Horvat and Dutch defender Cherrion Valerius, but both players cited concerns about life in Minnesota for them and their families as why they declined contracts with MNUFC."
“People are scared; we are, too.”

Article: Federal immigration raids in Minnesota has put 'fear' into #MNUFC players; and the situation has curtailed #Loons signings of foreigners this winter. Argentine midfielder Joaquin Pereyra shares his experiences and views.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/29/l...
Federal immigration raids put ‘fear’ into many Minnesota United players
The Loons also have had foreign players say no to contracts because of the current situation.
www.twincities.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
How’s today going? I lost my chapstick. That’s how today is going.
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Anthony Precourt 😬 🟡

I can’t believe they made me say this.
January 26, 2026 at 11:15 PM
New 8” work boots arrived just in time for work outside in the snow this week. I have changed their brand name though.
January 26, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I waited until the sun set so I didn’t do any snow shoveling in the heat of the day.
a man in a blue shirt is holding a shovel and smiling
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is holding a shovel and smiling
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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They shot him 10 times while he was face down.

It was a 3rd world style public execution

youtube.com/shorts/LDETj...
He was EXECUTED
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
youtube.com
January 25, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”
Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Footage from the witness in pink who managed to save the footage from ICE coverup. Clearly shows the murder of the man in Minneapolis, Minnesota by Trump regime ICE forces.

#3E #GoodVsEvil
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I have been wondering why we haven’t seen the angle from the person in pink.
January 24, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I’m not sure why this isn’t a shirt sponsor in Columbus yet.
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Vivek Ramaswamy is unreal, man.

Like, don’t get me wrong. Ohio is definitely dumb enough to elect a jetsetting billionaire to fix affordability.

But we will get what we deserve if we do.
January 24, 2026 at 1:31 AM