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Chris Keeton
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Dad to 9 cats and 2 dogs, and some guppies in the mix too.the witching age of 41. I like to think I’m kind, shy and quiet in life, much better online.
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help save this cat!!!!!!!!
hiiiiii MA request we need $2383 minimum to save our injured cat, he’s my wife’s ESA and it loves him more than anything else in this world

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ca$h $cavalieraviator
paypaI @maksheyfearts
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh look…another magat blocked me. Where oh where shall I store the tears?
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Where did the water spray you may ask? Why, right in to the socket of course! Who the fuck knows how long THAT will take to dry? As if this day hadn’t been shitty enough!
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Even my best laid plans fuck up and fail. Got a new(to me) fridge freezer. American style side by side with water and ice maker built in. Went to plumb it in just now, heard water and by the time I realised it wasn’t the ice maker filling up the breaker went and now won’t come back on…..
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president.”
--Teddy Roosevelt (R)
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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…and yes, I was part of the Epstein crowd.🔻
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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I know that his time in office will end someday but he’s ruining so many lives. And, by extension, he’s responsible for countless deaths, too
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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There is seriously something wrong with this man.

Also, he is devoid of any joy. He is bitter and rotten to the core. This post proves it.

Basically a shit for brains.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Impeach and remove. Indict and convict.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Its her season
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Few America have served our nation with Dignity,courage and Patriotism of Captain MARK KELLY.
~ Governor Tim Walz
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I think Ryanair quite like being outright evil.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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When ABC paid $15M to settle a lawsuit it would have won, it may have thought it bought peace with Trump.
Instead, it invited more bullying.
Yesterday, Trump called an ABC reporter ”insubordinate” and threatened ABC’s licenses. Today, more abuse.
You either fight Trump or he owns you.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So tired this morning Went to bed, didn't fall asleep til midnight then only slept til 3 and just dozed from then til I got up. My brain is not ready to brain this morning.
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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💙
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Erm....5 or 15 they're STILL a child! This shit is outrageous. Anything to save their orange god.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Newsom's latest troll 😆
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Senile Satan is straight-up lying again. After away food and healthcare from millions - this is his go-to defense. Obama has never made any profits or royalties from the ACA, ever.
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM