Chris
@chriskopech.com
Twitter is a Nazi hell hole. This place is still a hell hole, but with fewer Nazis and more hall monitors.
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Chris
@chriskopech.com
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It could happen this year. It could happen tonight. It could have already happened.
No matter what, it will eventually happen.
No matter what, it will eventually happen.
Whatever Disney is paying Nielsen to put all the boxes in airports must be pretty high!
January 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Whatever Disney is paying Nielsen to put all the boxes in airports must be pretty high!
Zac Taylor rn
a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans .
Alt: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans. The gif animates him looking side to side with only his eyes. Which is what I imagine Zac Taylor, current coach of the Bengals, should be doing rn
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Zac Taylor rn
The number of good billionaires isn't zero. It's close! But not zero.
BREAKING: Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife has made a “transformational” donation to the LGBTQ+ advocacy group. This large gift comes just months after the Trump administration shut down counseling services for queer youth.
My latest for @wired.com:
My latest for @wired.com:
MacKenzie Scott Donates $45 Million to the Trevor Project
Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife has made a donation to the LGBTQ+ advocacy group that the organization calls “transformational.”
www.wired.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The number of good billionaires isn't zero. It's close! But not zero.
Might be time to log off for a few weeks. This world (and by proxy this app) is causing me a very avoidable amount of stress. See you in February.
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Might be time to log off for a few weeks. This world (and by proxy this app) is causing me a very avoidable amount of stress. See you in February.
If kkkaroline is wondering where the line you have to cross to be called a cunt is, she needs a fucking telescope to find it behind her.
Leavitt: "The deadly incident that took place yesterday in Minnesota yesterday occurred as a result of a larger, sinister left-wing movement that has spread across our country where our brave men and women of federal law enforcement are under organized attack."
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
If kkkaroline is wondering where the line you have to cross to be called a cunt is, she needs a fucking telescope to find it behind her.
Interesting that searching for the name gives zero relevant results on bluesky dot com @support.bsky.team
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Interesting that searching for the name gives zero relevant results on bluesky dot com @support.bsky.team
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Reposted by Chris
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
January 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Everything sucks. One thing that sucks even more is the fact that there are people in this country that not only signed up for this shit and got paid for this shit, but embrace it and get off on it. Hard reset might not be enough
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Everything sucks. One thing that sucks even more is the fact that there are people in this country that not only signed up for this shit and got paid for this shit, but embrace it and get off on it. Hard reset might not be enough
we're waiting for you, king
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
we're waiting for you, king
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I will say as someone who, like, dabbles in the Bulwark and other never trump former neocons, I'm that freak who appreciates the solidarity but also can't stop wanting a "here's how I helped this happen" moment of reflection from them. like, these vampires currently at my neck are your ex-coworkers.
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I will say as someone who, like, dabbles in the Bulwark and other never trump former neocons, I'm that freak who appreciates the solidarity but also can't stop wanting a "here's how I helped this happen" moment of reflection from them. like, these vampires currently at my neck are your ex-coworkers.
Impeach Noem. Abolish ICE. Arrest, try, and punish guilty state agents.
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Impeach Noem. Abolish ICE. Arrest, try, and punish guilty state agents.
If you have neither, there's probably a leadership role at ICE waiting for you.
Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
If you have neither, there's probably a leadership role at ICE waiting for you.
Don't fund this government for one second with one thin dime until ICE is disbanded and these goons are put in jail for murder. This should be the conservative democrat talking point moving forward.
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Don't fund this government for one second with one thin dime until ICE is disbanded and these goons are put in jail for murder. This should be the conservative democrat talking point moving forward.
hell yeah fuck yeah
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
hell yeah fuck yeah
his dumb hats are too tight! They're squeezing out brain cells!
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
his dumb hats are too tight! They're squeezing out brain cells!
Zac Taylor is a fucking loser. Just ran out two obvious hard counts with no chance of working in week 18 when you're out of contention. You're looking for a reason why the Bengals stink? It's Zac and it's not close.
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Zac Taylor is a fucking loser. Just ran out two obvious hard counts with no chance of working in week 18 when you're out of contention. You're looking for a reason why the Bengals stink? It's Zac and it's not close.
Any day is a good day for It to Happen. But today would be an especially great day for It to Happen. Tomorrow is a very close second. Monday is also fine, albeit third in preference.
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Any day is a good day for It to Happen. But today would be an especially great day for It to Happen. Tomorrow is a very close second. Monday is also fine, albeit third in preference.
Hs gonna be so pissed that the only director that will make a movie about this is the guy that did Left Behind 14. Kathryn Bigelow ain't coming thru that door.
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Hs gonna be so pissed that the only director that will make a movie about this is the guy that did Left Behind 14. Kathryn Bigelow ain't coming thru that door.
We're normalizing crazy hats too much. Cam's is clearly causing a lack of blood flow to the brain.
Cam Newton says that TV ratings show that SEC is still college football's top conference: "However great Coach Cignetti is, I'm not about to go watch Indiana football. I prefer to go watch LSU, Ole Miss, the great Auburn, Alabama, UGA, Tennessee, Arkansas, Mississippi State"
January 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
We're normalizing crazy hats too much. Cam's is clearly causing a lack of blood flow to the brain.
Better than the other flag, so we're taking steps forward.
ole miss fans wearing buttons and flying the flag of trinidad is one of those dicey until you get up close for a clear view situations with flag recognition
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Better than the other flag, so we're taking steps forward.
Not beating the allegations.
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Not beating the allegations.