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@chrismo.bsky.social
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At this point I basically only check my 🔔 notifications. I don't know why I have so many followers. Occasionally have a sarcastic thought or a rare news story that caught my eye. Other than that boring AF.
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Two American B-52Hs off the coast of Venezuela.
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Judge O'Toole orders the release of MIRIAN XIMENA ABARCA TIXE.
GAO: So what I can do and I DO GRANT THE PETITION FOR HABEAS CORPUS
Releasing her from her custody.

As to the status that's she's in as to any other matter, including transportation out of this country, that's not something I can do.

SO ORDERED.
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WBUR @wbur.org · 44m
"Obviously, voters across the country spoke very loudly and clearly Tuesday night. They want this issue resolved. They want health care protections to be put in place. So Republicans can end this with one vote."
Sen. Ed Markey on Pelosi retirement and shutdown
Nancy Pelosi will be retiring when her term ends in 2027, after a nearly four-decade-long career in Congress.
www.wbur.org
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Omg! @mollyroberts.bsky.social you are the best follow of this cray-cray year, thank you! Everyone, follow her 💙
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BREAKING NEWS from @mollyroberts.bsky.social: SANDWICH GUY FOUND NOT GUILTY
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
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I don't know who this guy is, but I certainly hope he is okay. That was hard to watch.

I also want to agree with those who noted how bizarre it is that Robert F. Kennedy Jr., seeing a tragedy unfold before him, hauled ass out of the room like George Costanza during a fire.

What a nauseating man.
Medical emergency in the White House as someone collapses
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Do yourself a favor and read through @jonseidel.bsky.social's entire 🧵on this morning's hearing. It's incredible to see the truth about Chicago acknowledged & the rule of law holding firm.

"Ellis also finds that the feds' use of force in Chicago "shocks the conscience."
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Looks like the Taskmaster Champion of Champions & New Year Treat tickets go on sale at 3pm tomorrow. Make sure you're signed up to the mailing list taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-a...
@gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
#gregdavies
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REPUBLICANS JUST GOT THEIR ASSES STOMPED, BUT FAILED MIKE JOHNSON ("LIMP DICK"!) INSISTS THAT REPUBLICANS ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO RUN ON THEIR RECORD. GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY, YOU DUMBFUCKS. THANK YOU FOR READING MY VERY STRONG POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47YqGdz
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There is a compromise on the table to get this deal done and reopen the government while keeping health insurance premiums down. But the sole problem, plain and simple, is Mike Johnson.
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A pedophile might face some consequences. Time to put up the Mike Johnson bat signal so he can swoop in to run interference for him.
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, the former prince, has been summoned by members of the US Congress to discuss his “long-standing friendship” with paedophile financier Jeffrey Epstein
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor summoned to US Congress in Jeffrey Epstein probe
www.thenational.scot
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari's sign:

Mike Johnson is
starving families and
gutting healthcare to
over up the Epstein Files.

CHANGE MY MIND
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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To be fair…
Attendees were warned that if inhaling was necessary they should excuse themselves and go to the hall.
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Jeff Tiedrich puts it quite succinctly.
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"Tuesday, a majority — yes, a goddamn majority — of eligible voters agreed with me. These people spent 8 months living in a woke-free America and collectively decided, 'We don’t want this.' What we DO want is to be left the f—k alone."

via @drewmagary.bsky.social
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
I have terrible, terrible news for red America
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the 2025 elections.
www.sfgate.com
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I was one of the four people who got canned.

In the interim, you can subscribe to my newsletter, Straight From The Hut. No paywall, but feel free to choose the pay to support model. I'm not going anywhere — the show goes on, and I'll be back on MSNBC Saturday night. straightfromthehut.substack.com
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It also helps when they are literally the best coworkers
Class act @jakelahut.writes.news standing up for your co-workers.

Especially in these times when so many are out for themselves.
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Jake Lahut, a Wired reporter who from the Nancy Mace airport story last week, was among those fired.

During the incident, CN's HR chief asked staff not to congregate outside his office. Lahut asked "what's your definition of congregating?" and was let go later on Wednesday.
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Watching RFK jr run away from someone collapsing feels like a harbinger of things to come
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This part is crazy... because he truly lacks any form of empathy and self awareness
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