Jake Lahut
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Reporter covering the Trump White House & 2026 midterms. Emergency backup hockey writer. FR/EN 🇫🇷
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“Larry Ellison is never coming on,” one of the CNBC hosts mutters on-air
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“Larry Ellison is never coming on,” one of the CNBC hosts mutters on-air
Some healthy scrappin’ in tonight’s Red Wings v. Devils tilt
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Some healthy scrappin’ in tonight’s Red Wings v. Devils tilt
The type of arc I’ve been on lately
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The type of arc I’ve been on lately
I genuinely think the Lindsey Halligan debacle might be an all-time top 5 self-own for Trumpworld. Trying to think of some contenders.
Idk where you would put Ed Martin in that mix. Dude might be in a league of his own
Idk where you would put Ed Martin in that mix. Dude might be in a league of his own
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I genuinely think the Lindsey Halligan debacle might be an all-time top 5 self-own for Trumpworld. Trying to think of some contenders.
Idk where you would put Ed Martin in that mix. Dude might be in a league of his own
Idk where you would put Ed Martin in that mix. Dude might be in a league of his own
Trump to visit Beijing in April, per Truth Social
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Trump to visit Beijing in April, per Truth Social
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And this week's cover to go along with my story www.cityandstateny.com/personality/...
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
And this week's cover to go along with my story www.cityandstateny.com/personality/...
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Those of us familiar with Justice Robert Jackson's concurrence in Youngstown Steel certainly recall the "Because He Has Proven He Can Protect America" test on the limits of executive power when acting beyond congressional authorization.
Lutnick on the tariffs case before SCOTUS: "You're gonna watch the Supreme Court back this president because this president has proven that he can protect America. We're gonna win this case. You heard it from me."
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Those of us familiar with Justice Robert Jackson's concurrence in Youngstown Steel certainly recall the "Because He Has Proven He Can Protect America" test on the limits of executive power when acting beyond congressional authorization.
Losing the majority before the midterms… bold prediction
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Losing the majority before the midterms… bold prediction
Congresswoman Lisa McClain is on CNN describing Trump’s call for executions of sitting lawmakers as an example of “Trump derangement syndrome,” and says the Dems “started it.” As in, the way a little kid would describe a fight
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Congresswoman Lisa McClain is on CNN describing Trump’s call for executions of sitting lawmakers as an example of “Trump derangement syndrome,” and says the Dems “started it.” As in, the way a little kid would describe a fight
This I Love LA show is really well written. Like I’m very clearly supposed to be more in the Tim Robinson demo, but I’m getting heavily persuaded by Rachel Sennott here
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This I Love LA show is really well written. Like I’m very clearly supposed to be more in the Tim Robinson demo, but I’m getting heavily persuaded by Rachel Sennott here
The Mark Singer profile on mid-90s Trump, always worth a re-up. This particular piece is kinda what got me in this whole racket to begin with
Bloodsport with Eric fast forwarding* is just going to run 24/7 on all the Trump-allied channels by 2028
* www.newyorker.com/magazine/199...
* www.newyorker.com/magazine/199...
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The Mark Singer profile on mid-90s Trump, always worth a re-up. This particular piece is kinda what got me in this whole racket to begin with
This must have led to quite the call from dad for David Ellison
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This must have led to quite the call from dad for David Ellison
Trump is firing off a couple posts every few seconds on Truth Social rn
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Trump is firing off a couple posts every few seconds on Truth Social rn
The Jets have a lead at halftime and I’m not sure how to sit with this information
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The Jets have a lead at halftime and I’m not sure how to sit with this information
I have Jets fan generational trauma when it comes to the Baltimore Ravens. Too much playoff pain, back when we knew such a thing
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I have Jets fan generational trauma when it comes to the Baltimore Ravens. Too much playoff pain, back when we knew such a thing
NLD hat trick for Eze, dude is getting a statue
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
NLD hat trick for Eze, dude is getting a statue
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November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I do love how every time this Trossard guy scores, I immediately think of that Anne Hathaway interview
ANNE HATHAWAYYYYYYGYYYYYY
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I do love how every time this Trossard guy scores, I immediately think of that Anne Hathaway interview
I want a special counsel investigation into the Barclays Premier League for making anyone have to watch a game on Peacock. Complete and total shutdown until we figure out what the hell is going on
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I want a special counsel investigation into the Barclays Premier League for making anyone have to watch a game on Peacock. Complete and total shutdown until we figure out what the hell is going on
Did Scott Bessent just compare Kristen Welker’s weight on the scale to tariffs? What am I watching??
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Did Scott Bessent just compare Kristen Welker’s weight on the scale to tariffs? What am I watching??
Scott Bessent is glitching out during this MTP interview
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Scott Bessent is glitching out during this MTP interview
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Blessed are the peacemakers
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Blessed are the peacemakers
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The Chromebook was the long game
Feeling queasy now I've learned that Google is not only now offering Gemini ambassador certificates to teachers but also awarding students and *children* to be corporate AI mascots. Coercive normalization of commercialized digital education. blog.google/outreach-ini...
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Chromebook was the long game
Gotta say, it’s a bit surreal when I see a TikTok on my feed from a sitting member of congress and it says “from your contacts” at the bottom lol
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Gotta say, it’s a bit surreal when I see a TikTok on my feed from a sitting member of congress and it says “from your contacts” at the bottom lol
And Zohran very likely told Trump the same thing Kathy Hochul would have told him:
The National Guard is already in NYC under Operation Enduring Freedom from 9/11, which makes deploying them for other purposes much more complicated
The National Guard is already in NYC under Operation Enduring Freedom from 9/11, which makes deploying them for other purposes much more complicated
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And Zohran very likely told Trump the same thing Kathy Hochul would have told him:
The National Guard is already in NYC under Operation Enduring Freedom from 9/11, which makes deploying them for other purposes much more complicated
The National Guard is already in NYC under Operation Enduring Freedom from 9/11, which makes deploying them for other purposes much more complicated