the chrysptkeeper
@chrysscott.bsky.social
chrys scott is a beguiling dilettante pun crocker
anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-capitalist
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I ❤️ books, music, movies, art, and smashing patriarchal and colonial systems
anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-capitalist
LAND BACK
I ❤️ books, music, movies, art, and smashing patriarchal and colonial systems
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And if you know your mythology, BAD THINGS happen to people who break the rules of hospitality.
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
And if you know your mythology, BAD THINGS happen to people who break the rules of hospitality.
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So I’ve taken Disapproving Rabbits out of retirement as part of the resistance. Proceeds will go to The Bond Between who are taking in pets after people are disappeared by ICE. www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Di...
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January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
So I’ve taken Disapproving Rabbits out of retirement as part of the resistance. Proceeds will go to The Bond Between who are taking in pets after people are disappeared by ICE. www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Di...
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Candy Hearts are now available!
I’m a single mom. Potawatomi. My BD signed a lease with me then ditched us and now I’m responsible for paying his share of the rent on top of mine-which i cannot afford.
Sales keep us HOUSED! I’m short $843.00. Every sale helps!
www.melancholynow.com
I’m a single mom. Potawatomi. My BD signed a lease with me then ditched us and now I’m responsible for paying his share of the rent on top of mine-which i cannot afford.
Sales keep us HOUSED! I’m short $843.00. Every sale helps!
www.melancholynow.com
candy hearts for your sweet tarts.
available 1/26!
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available 1/26!
melancholynow dot com
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Candy Hearts are now available!
I’m a single mom. Potawatomi. My BD signed a lease with me then ditched us and now I’m responsible for paying his share of the rent on top of mine-which i cannot afford.
Sales keep us HOUSED! I’m short $843.00. Every sale helps!
www.melancholynow.com
I’m a single mom. Potawatomi. My BD signed a lease with me then ditched us and now I’m responsible for paying his share of the rent on top of mine-which i cannot afford.
Sales keep us HOUSED! I’m short $843.00. Every sale helps!
www.melancholynow.com
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the kids and the commies are always right, nobody ever listens to them and nobody ever learns a single lesson from being completely wrong about everything all the time because capitalism gives them headpats and belly rubs for refusing to change
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
the kids and the commies are always right, nobody ever listens to them and nobody ever learns a single lesson from being completely wrong about everything all the time because capitalism gives them headpats and belly rubs for refusing to change
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And down the road in the brutal cold, more Minnesotans are forming a blockade of the road. Sheriff's officers issuing warnings from their vehicles.
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 PM
And down the road in the brutal cold, more Minnesotans are forming a blockade of the road. Sheriff's officers issuing warnings from their vehicles.
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The best way of describing someone who’s all talk and no action that I’ve ever heard in the UK, by far, is “they’re all wardrobe and no Narnia.”
* read on for fun ways of saying “all talk and no action” in other languages (a thread)
* read on for fun ways of saying “all talk and no action” in other languages (a thread)
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The best way of describing someone who’s all talk and no action that I’ve ever heard in the UK, by far, is “they’re all wardrobe and no Narnia.”
* read on for fun ways of saying “all talk and no action” in other languages (a thread)
* read on for fun ways of saying “all talk and no action” in other languages (a thread)
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The last general strike in Minneapolis was in 1934.
It started in May, leading to a series of small battles between strikers and police. The two sides agreed to a contract on May 25.
Employers reneged in July, and police opened fire on protesters who flooded the streets. Two died, 67 were wounded.
It started in May, leading to a series of small battles between strikers and police. The two sides agreed to a contract on May 25.
Employers reneged in July, and police opened fire on protesters who flooded the streets. Two died, 67 were wounded.
January 23, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The last general strike in Minneapolis was in 1934.
It started in May, leading to a series of small battles between strikers and police. The two sides agreed to a contract on May 25.
Employers reneged in July, and police opened fire on protesters who flooded the streets. Two died, 67 were wounded.
It started in May, leading to a series of small battles between strikers and police. The two sides agreed to a contract on May 25.
Employers reneged in July, and police opened fire on protesters who flooded the streets. Two died, 67 were wounded.
OH, it's UP NORTH cold
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 PM
OH, it's UP NORTH cold
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My friends local to Minnesota, whom I trust a great deal, would like to share the following resources that could use support.
PowWowGrounds - Native American Coffee Shop doing direct food and supply aid to their communities-
Venmo @powwowgrounds
www.powwowgrounds.com
PowWowGrounds - Native American Coffee Shop doing direct food and supply aid to their communities-
Venmo @powwowgrounds
www.powwowgrounds.com
Pow Wow Grounds
www.powwowgrounds.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My friends local to Minnesota, whom I trust a great deal, would like to share the following resources that could use support.
PowWowGrounds - Native American Coffee Shop doing direct food and supply aid to their communities-
Venmo @powwowgrounds
www.powwowgrounds.com
PowWowGrounds - Native American Coffee Shop doing direct food and supply aid to their communities-
Venmo @powwowgrounds
www.powwowgrounds.com
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Getting a Nobel peace prize these days is really Machado about nothing
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Getting a Nobel peace prize these days is really Machado about nothing
I'd like to punch them all in the dick
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I'd like to punch them all in the dick
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After 9/11, the US invoked Article 5 of the NATO treaty and every NATO member helped to combat terrorism.
Some of our closest allies, like Denmark, went even further, voluntarily sending troops to Afghanistan and Iraq in support of US-led wars there.
Today, Trump is threatening to attack Denmark.
Some of our closest allies, like Denmark, went even further, voluntarily sending troops to Afghanistan and Iraq in support of US-led wars there.
Today, Trump is threatening to attack Denmark.
January 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
After 9/11, the US invoked Article 5 of the NATO treaty and every NATO member helped to combat terrorism.
Some of our closest allies, like Denmark, went even further, voluntarily sending troops to Afghanistan and Iraq in support of US-led wars there.
Today, Trump is threatening to attack Denmark.
Some of our closest allies, like Denmark, went even further, voluntarily sending troops to Afghanistan and Iraq in support of US-led wars there.
Today, Trump is threatening to attack Denmark.
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The dentist across the street from us sold his practice and he's currently moving a bunch of taxidermied animals out of his office and I drove by twice and he looked at me like I'm the weird one here.
January 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The dentist across the street from us sold his practice and he's currently moving a bunch of taxidermied animals out of his office and I drove by twice and he looked at me like I'm the weird one here.
Those Washington Bullets again....
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The Clash - Washington Bullets (lyrics)
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January 3, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Those Washington Bullets again....
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Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Happy New Year!
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I don't know how to title this but I love it
December 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I don't know how to title this but I love it
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You don't know what day it is.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
December 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
You don't know what day it is.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
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I learned today (watching Jeopardy) that the original lyrics of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" included the line "it might be your last". But Judy Garland took that away from us by refusing to sing it.
December 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I learned today (watching Jeopardy) that the original lyrics of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" included the line "it might be your last". But Judy Garland took that away from us by refusing to sing it.
It's the most wonderful time of the year
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This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year
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On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
I want to learn to knit well exclusively to knit the Jeopardy lady's pigeon sweater
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I want to learn to knit well exclusively to knit the Jeopardy lady's pigeon sweater
I have a running list of questions on my phone labeled "is he dead?" that poses a list of various scenarios from the plausible (did he have a heart attack?) to the ludicrous (Did he fall through a trap door into a tank of sharks with lasers on their heads?). I find it soothing, highly recommend.
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I have a running list of questions on my phone labeled "is he dead?" that poses a list of various scenarios from the plausible (did he have a heart attack?) to the ludicrous (Did he fall through a trap door into a tank of sharks with lasers on their heads?). I find it soothing, highly recommend.
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Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.