the chrysptkeeper
@chrysscott.bsky.social
chrys scott is a beguiling dilettante pun crocker
anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-capitalist
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I ❤️ books, music, movies, art, and smashing patriarchal and colonial systems
anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-capitalist
LAND BACK
I ❤️ books, music, movies, art, and smashing patriarchal and colonial systems
Sherlock Holmes enthusiast (me) getting rankled by bad paraphrasing
Gregory: The dog did nothing in the night-time
Holmes: That is the curious incident
Gregory: The dog did nothing in the night-time
Holmes: That is the curious incident
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Sherlock Holmes enthusiast (me) getting rankled by bad paraphrasing
Gregory: The dog did nothing in the night-time
Holmes: That is the curious incident
Gregory: The dog did nothing in the night-time
Holmes: That is the curious incident
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I've been the recipient of more acts of kindness than I can possibly remember.
Here's one: I was depressed, seeing my GP for asthma. I was maybe 25.
I remarked on a Coltrane CD on his shelf as he wrote me a prescription, and he smiled and filled another page from his pad with jazz recommendations.
Here's one: I was depressed, seeing my GP for asthma. I was maybe 25.
I remarked on a Coltrane CD on his shelf as he wrote me a prescription, and he smiled and filled another page from his pad with jazz recommendations.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I've been the recipient of more acts of kindness than I can possibly remember.
Here's one: I was depressed, seeing my GP for asthma. I was maybe 25.
I remarked on a Coltrane CD on his shelf as he wrote me a prescription, and he smiled and filled another page from his pad with jazz recommendations.
Here's one: I was depressed, seeing my GP for asthma. I was maybe 25.
I remarked on a Coltrane CD on his shelf as he wrote me a prescription, and he smiled and filled another page from his pad with jazz recommendations.
Approaching a stop at an intersection on my bike, a schlubby dour-faced goth dude was slouching along towards me at least 10 yards from the crosswalk. He started yelling and waving his arms around. I had just signaled a right turn and stopped, and realized he was yelling at ME >
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Approaching a stop at an intersection on my bike, a schlubby dour-faced goth dude was slouching along towards me at least 10 yards from the crosswalk. He started yelling and waving his arms around. I had just signaled a right turn and stopped, and realized he was yelling at ME >
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MINNEAPOLIS GO GO NOW! #northernlights #photos
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
MINNEAPOLIS GO GO NOW! #northernlights #photos
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Tatsuya Nakadai (1932-2025), grand parmi les grands. RIP
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Tatsuya Nakadai (1932-2025), grand parmi les grands. RIP
My grandpa told me about goose fat sandwiches, and taught me how to to bake beans in a crock you put on coals and buried in a hole in the ground.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
My grandpa told me about goose fat sandwiches, and taught me how to to bake beans in a crock you put on coals and buried in a hole in the ground.
I can't find my brazil nut
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I can't find my brazil nut
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“Pay no attention to the murderous sideshow ape on the letterhead”
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
“Pay no attention to the murderous sideshow ape on the letterhead”
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Thank you, Gov. Evers!
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Thank you, Gov. Evers!
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Not bad, sis.
Big lakes do have effects 😊🌊🌊
Just getting going today
Just getting going today
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Not bad, sis.
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Mostly I laugh about it now, but as I was writing about the origin of the term heavy metal, I felt a wave of anxiety. It happens every once in a while still when I hear that song. The weird thing is, in somewhat similar situations at punk shows, I never felt that way. I trust punk rockers. 6/
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Mostly I laugh about it now, but as I was writing about the origin of the term heavy metal, I felt a wave of anxiety. It happens every once in a while still when I hear that song. The weird thing is, in somewhat similar situations at punk shows, I never felt that way. I trust punk rockers. 6/
When I was a teen in the 80s, my friends wanted to see Steppenwolf at Summerfest, but I didn't. But they told me to meet them there and I wandered over to the rock stage when I thought it would be toward the end of the show. I was at the back of the crowd, wondering how the hell to find them 1/
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When I was a teen in the 80s, my friends wanted to see Steppenwolf at Summerfest, but I didn't. But they told me to meet them there and I wandered over to the rock stage when I thought it would be toward the end of the show. I was at the back of the crowd, wondering how the hell to find them 1/
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Lots of hard, shitty lessons being learned from this presidency. And one of the many I hope you're learning is, white supremacy is incompatible with reality, and cannot exist without historical revisionism.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Lots of hard, shitty lessons being learned from this presidency. And one of the many I hope you're learning is, white supremacy is incompatible with reality, and cannot exist without historical revisionism.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is still up WTF?! PLEASE report and block
So Block this account the post is what I hope is an AI lynching video or if not it’s a snuff film
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
This is still up WTF?! PLEASE report and block
Baking pie, listening to Cornelius
Try not to look at the keys when typing
And don't worry about mistakes
They will disappear with practice
Ready?
F, B, I
Space
C, I, A
Space
K, G, B
Space
C, N, N
Space
I, B, M
Space
U, C, C
Space
Y, K, K
Space
K, K, K
Next
m.youtube.com/watch?v=087O...
Try not to look at the keys when typing
And don't worry about mistakes
They will disappear with practice
Ready?
F, B, I
Space
C, I, A
Space
K, G, B
Space
C, N, N
Space
I, B, M
Space
U, C, C
Space
Y, K, K
Space
K, K, K
Next
m.youtube.com/watch?v=087O...
Typewrite Lesson
YouTube video by Cornelius - Topic
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November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Baking pie, listening to Cornelius
Try not to look at the keys when typing
And don't worry about mistakes
They will disappear with practice
Ready?
F, B, I
Space
C, I, A
Space
K, G, B
Space
C, N, N
Space
I, B, M
Space
U, C, C
Space
Y, K, K
Space
K, K, K
Next
m.youtube.com/watch?v=087O...
Try not to look at the keys when typing
And don't worry about mistakes
They will disappear with practice
Ready?
F, B, I
Space
C, I, A
Space
K, G, B
Space
C, N, N
Space
I, B, M
Space
U, C, C
Space
Y, K, K
Space
K, K, K
Next
m.youtube.com/watch?v=087O...
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So Block this account the post is what I hope is an AI lynching video or if not it’s a snuff film
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
So Block this account the post is what I hope is an AI lynching video or if not it’s a snuff film
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So get this, it's even worse. The treasury has denied Wisconsin the funds that they had already processed for their citizens. So Wisconsin's account is going to be overdrawn. Damn I wish it had been a red state with this problem.
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November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So get this, it's even worse. The treasury has denied Wisconsin the funds that they had already processed for their citizens. So Wisconsin's account is going to be overdrawn. Damn I wish it had been a red state with this problem.
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Trump "has expressed such outrage at attacks on Christians in Nigeria that he has threatened military intervention there... but here’s the awkwardness: Trump’s aid cuts are killing far more Nigerian Christians than Islamic terrorists are." @nickkristof.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/o...
Opinion | Trump Aid Cuts Kill More Christians Than Jihadists Do
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Trump "has expressed such outrage at attacks on Christians in Nigeria that he has threatened military intervention there... but here’s the awkwardness: Trump’s aid cuts are killing far more Nigerian Christians than Islamic terrorists are." @nickkristof.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/o...
I made what I thought were Italian sausage, and fried some onions and peppers and ate them with some tomato paste on a bun. It turns out they were bratwurst. It was good, but I am wondering what will the long term repercussions be of my mistake. Do a have to eat some Italians with kraut and mustard?
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I made what I thought were Italian sausage, and fried some onions and peppers and ate them with some tomato paste on a bun. It turns out they were bratwurst. It was good, but I am wondering what will the long term repercussions be of my mistake. Do a have to eat some Italians with kraut and mustard?
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Yes, some people's legacies are complicated. For example, Watson. After all, though he was racist, don't forget his other traits. For example, he was also sexist. And also anti-semitic. And a data / idea thief. So let's not forget all the different facets.
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Yes, some people's legacies are complicated. For example, Watson. After all, though he was racist, don't forget his other traits. For example, he was also sexist. And also anti-semitic. And a data / idea thief. So let's not forget all the different facets.
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A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.