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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾

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“It’s a fair cop but Society’s to blame.” —M. Python I’m 66. Ex-Democrat—still progressive. #NOKINGS Twinja adjacent (like a weird cousin). Bandcamp links (to recordings made between 1980 and 1991): https://clockworkapocalypse.bandcamp.com/

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 1m

Bennie update. I measured our walk on Google Earth and it’s a full half mile.

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 10h

All those “Venus” statues from the Stone Age.

The Venus of Willendorf, a Stone Age figurine of a female form.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 13h

“No weirdos.” 🤣

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 14h

P🅾️rn has been the first mover in just about every new video technology, from VHS to CDs to streaming. I guess the AI boys finally gave up and acknowledged they can’t get to a profit without it either.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 20h

LOL. “What are they doing and why?”

Everything is a plot against him except for the pure sucking up he gets at cabinet meetings.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 22h

yesterday on twitter, some of the biggest far right doxxing users were suspended and then elon musk caught wind, and reinstated them. get everyone you can off twitter. it is firmly a pro-doxxing-if-you’re-far-right platform

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 22h

Where is it showing?

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 22h

LOL Trump wants the Peace Prize so badly. Wait until they give it to Netanyahu and the Hamas leader instead. (Carter didn’t get a share of the prize in 1979 when Israel and Egypt signed their treaty.)

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 22h

Nancy and Sluggo would fit right in with the influencers of today.

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 22h

When my conservative neighbor saw my No Kings flag and remarked on it, I just said that “No Kings” was a concept every American should be against, right? I mean, we fought a war (or two) to get rid of kings and keep them gone. I didn’t mention Trump at all. He had to agree with that sentiment.

Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 1d

The is literally nothing more American and patriotic than declaring: No Kings.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 22h

When she moves her lips.

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 22h

Alec. Whatever.

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 22h

Normal, un-drunk drivers hit trees all the time. No big deal! Alex is fine!

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 22h

An early effort at viral marketing.

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 23h

Same. I’d order an extra quart with Chinese food orders just to put in the fridge. Then I was told that’s deadly!

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 23h

I thought leftover rice was deadly? Something about mold?

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 23h

Exactly.

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks a bunch, you anti-vaxxer dipshit fucks.

www.npr.org/2025/10/12/n...

U.S. measles cases continue to climb, with outbreaks across the country

In South Carolina, more than 150 unvaccinated schoolkids are under quarantine after being exposed to measles. Across the U.S., total case counts could be even higher than the official number.

www.npr.org

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 1d

Yep. It’s Biden’s plan.

Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 1d

Isn’t this the same deal Biden and Harris brokered before they left office?

Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 1d

Behold the National Neckgina.

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 1d

They make all the difference. 😉

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 2d

I hate that zuckerberg has stolen the word "meta" from us but in the old sense of it I went a little meta this week

with bonus Felix cameo

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Cartoon: Closing time

This is, in fact, the final cartoon that will appear in OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE , and I decided to have a little fun with that. The campaign runs another two weeks, but we are getting things ...

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 1d

I don’t care whose side you say you’re on. If you’re sharing AI video I’m blocking you.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 1d

Blocked for sharing AI video.

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 1d

Fuck 🧊. #nokings