ashley michelle
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27 she/her | my talent is reading lots of fanfiction and occasionally books
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the fact that this bullshit has even reached the supreme court is completely disqualifying to the entire field of law
A different kind of April fools
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 PM
the fact that this bullshit has even reached the supreme court is completely disqualifying to the entire field of law
ICE is in the area of the school I work in and they just let all the students, I can't assuage my their fear. There's nothing I can say except that legally they can't enter the school wothout a warrant signed by the judge, which means fuck all when that hasn't stopped them before and we all know it.
January 29, 2026 at 9:24 PM
ICE is in the area of the school I work in and they just let all the students, I can't assuage my their fear. There's nothing I can say except that legally they can't enter the school wothout a warrant signed by the judge, which means fuck all when that hasn't stopped them before and we all know it.
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
"I hope you can help me get married by the time I'm 27"
*cries in 27 and hopelessly alone*
*cries in 27 and hopelessly alone*
a man in a white shirt is sitting at a desk in front of a window
ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting at a desk in front of a window
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January 20, 2026 at 7:12 AM
"I hope you can help me get married by the time I'm 27"
*cries in 27 and hopelessly alone*
*cries in 27 and hopelessly alone*
I finished a star brighter than the sun and they yearned for eachother for 10 years so now I feel I am forever cursed to want such an innocent love only to never get it. This is truly a devastating blow after heated rivalry. It was supposed to pick me up but they just kicked me while I was down.
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I finished a star brighter than the sun and they yearned for eachother for 10 years so now I feel I am forever cursed to want such an innocent love only to never get it. This is truly a devastating blow after heated rivalry. It was supposed to pick me up but they just kicked me while I was down.
I finally pestered my mom enough that she agreed to watch heated rivalry with me and her comments thus far are as follows:
1. "I don't like the blond one he's mean"
2. "Why is he still folding his clothes?"
3. "He's kind of chubby"
4. "Is that one one of those too?"
Why is she like this 😭😭
1. "I don't like the blond one he's mean"
2. "Why is he still folding his clothes?"
3. "He's kind of chubby"
4. "Is that one one of those too?"
Why is she like this 😭😭
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 AM
I finally pestered my mom enough that she agreed to watch heated rivalry with me and her comments thus far are as follows:
1. "I don't like the blond one he's mean"
2. "Why is he still folding his clothes?"
3. "He's kind of chubby"
4. "Is that one one of those too?"
Why is she like this 😭😭
1. "I don't like the blond one he's mean"
2. "Why is he still folding his clothes?"
3. "He's kind of chubby"
4. "Is that one one of those too?"
Why is she like this 😭😭
I need everyone to know that I will never recover from Heated Rivalry. A fundamental piece of my soul was changed and if I thought the yearning for connection and trust was bad before it's a million times worse now. I can't tell you how many times I had to pause and get up to walk while crying.
December 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I need everyone to know that I will never recover from Heated Rivalry. A fundamental piece of my soul was changed and if I thought the yearning for connection and trust was bad before it's a million times worse now. I can't tell you how many times I had to pause and get up to walk while crying.
Nothing boosts my confidence more than an older Eastern European woman stopping me in a store to call me beautiful.
a cartoon character with a green hat and beard
ALT: a cartoon character with a green hat and beard
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December 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Nothing boosts my confidence more than an older Eastern European woman stopping me in a store to call me beautiful.
My professor wants me to make a executive summary of my final project recommendation about adaptive study spaces and send it to the associate dean for DEIA because of the title II accessibility requirements going into effect April 2026 and I don't want to
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My professor wants me to make a executive summary of my final project recommendation about adaptive study spaces and send it to the associate dean for DEIA because of the title II accessibility requirements going into effect April 2026 and I don't want to
It's been a rough year lol
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's been a rough year lol
Today we learned that I may in fact be the problem. I am 100% fine bantering with men and getting them to pay attention to me, but as soon as they show interest I BOLT
a baby is standing in a room with his arms outstretched and wearing a space racer shirt .
ALT: a baby is standing in a room with his arms outstretched and wearing a space racer shirt .
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November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Today we learned that I may in fact be the problem. I am 100% fine bantering with men and getting them to pay attention to me, but as soon as they show interest I BOLT
Sometimes I just sit here thinking that Draco would have overheard the plans to burn Hermione's house down and immediately gone to get crookshanks and anonymously drop him off at the burrow. Because that's the kneazle that would sneak into his dorm and nap on his bed.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Sometimes I just sit here thinking that Draco would have overheard the plans to burn Hermione's house down and immediately gone to get crookshanks and anonymously drop him off at the burrow. Because that's the kneazle that would sneak into his dorm and nap on his bed.
share your top streamed song from 2024 and predict your top streamed song in 2025 !! ✨
2024: the book of love by the magnetic fields
2025: who is she by Patrick Doyle (yes from the 2015 live action cinderella)
2024: the book of love by the magnetic fields
2025: who is she by Patrick Doyle (yes from the 2015 live action cinderella)
share your top streamed song from 2024 and predict your top streamed song in 2025 !! ✨
2024: You’re On Your Own Kid by Taylor Swift
2025: What It Sounds Like by HUNTR/X
2024: You’re On Your Own Kid by Taylor Swift
2025: What It Sounds Like by HUNTR/X
share your top streamed song from 2024 and predict your top streamed song in 2025 !! ✨
2024: too well by Renee rapp
2025: I Lied to You from Sinners ??? maybe?? maybe Sally, When the Wine Runs Out?? I’m very unsure
2024: too well by Renee rapp
2025: I Lied to You from Sinners ??? maybe?? maybe Sally, When the Wine Runs Out?? I’m very unsure
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
share your top streamed song from 2024 and predict your top streamed song in 2025 !! ✨
2024: the book of love by the magnetic fields
2025: who is she by Patrick Doyle (yes from the 2015 live action cinderella)
2024: the book of love by the magnetic fields
2025: who is she by Patrick Doyle (yes from the 2015 live action cinderella)
We got approved to lease a condo that I did not think we were going to get approved for and now I have to move before the month is over. I've also never lived in anything other than a house so I'm ANXIOUS. But renting houses is so expensive we really had no choice.
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We got approved to lease a condo that I did not think we were going to get approved for and now I have to move before the month is over. I've also never lived in anything other than a house so I'm ANXIOUS. But renting houses is so expensive we really had no choice.
Golden doodles look like there is a person stuck inside them that's screaming for help
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Golden doodles look like there is a person stuck inside them that's screaming for help
possessive sex...
Fat chance in hell, but it's nice to dream
Fat chance in hell, but it's nice to dream
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
possessive sex...
Fat chance in hell, but it's nice to dream
Fat chance in hell, but it's nice to dream
Waking up turned on while I'm on my period and not being able to have sex because of trauma is a really shitty cosmic joke.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Waking up turned on while I'm on my period and not being able to have sex because of trauma is a really shitty cosmic joke.
A man with a mask came off the bus pushing a skeleton on a wheel chair and he is the first person I've seen in October that understands the vibe. I love living in the valley.
three skeletons are dancing in a cemetery
ALT: three skeletons are dancing in a cemetery
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October 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
A man with a mask came off the bus pushing a skeleton on a wheel chair and he is the first person I've seen in October that understands the vibe. I love living in the valley.
One of the rooms has no ceiling and the house is cold and I cant turn on the heater and I can't concentrate on my homework
October 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
One of the rooms has no ceiling and the house is cold and I cant turn on the heater and I can't concentrate on my homework
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Ignored by the media and attacked and disparaged by ‘gender critical’ transphobes - There were many cis women OPPOSING transphobia within the FiLiA conference this weekend.
Cis women trans allies are standing up and saying “Not in our name”!
True feminism includes ALL women! 👏🏻🏳️⚧️💕
Cis women trans allies are standing up and saying “Not in our name”!
True feminism includes ALL women! 👏🏻🏳️⚧️💕
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Ignored by the media and attacked and disparaged by ‘gender critical’ transphobes - There were many cis women OPPOSING transphobia within the FiLiA conference this weekend.
Cis women trans allies are standing up and saying “Not in our name”!
True feminism includes ALL women! 👏🏻🏳️⚧️💕
Cis women trans allies are standing up and saying “Not in our name”!
True feminism includes ALL women! 👏🏻🏳️⚧️💕
I listened to the full leaked one direction song and I feel like I was flung 13 years into the past. Like I'm genuinely not okay
October 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I listened to the full leaked one direction song and I feel like I was flung 13 years into the past. Like I'm genuinely not okay
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.
It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
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October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
I am well that the reason I don't like friends to lovers is because I've only ever developed feelings (romantic and sexual) towards people who bad been my friends for a while and it never worked out because by that point we were already good friends and the window of opportunity had passed
a cartoon of charlie brown leaning against a tree says i am sick of myself
ALT: a cartoon of charlie brown leaning against a tree says i am sick of myself
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October 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I am well that the reason I don't like friends to lovers is because I've only ever developed feelings (romantic and sexual) towards people who bad been my friends for a while and it never worked out because by that point we were already good friends and the window of opportunity had passed
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The situation in America is not great. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The situation in America is not great. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
They changed my schedule at work without asking me again and I'm not having it. I really really don't give a single fuck that the other assistant "doesn't like math" I'm not going to jeopardize the progress my students are making for your comfort. You're an adult, grow the fuck up.
October 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
They changed my schedule at work without asking me again and I'm not having it. I really really don't give a single fuck that the other assistant "doesn't like math" I'm not going to jeopardize the progress my students are making for your comfort. You're an adult, grow the fuck up.