Clay Griffith
@claygriffith.bsky.social
Author and historian. I like monsters and comics and bears. And freedom.
co-author of The Vampire Empire Quartet, Crown & Key trilogy, and a couple of Flash/Arrow crossover novels. Plus The Tick, the Man-Eating Cow, and other comics.
co-author of The Vampire Empire Quartet, Crown & Key trilogy, and a couple of Flash/Arrow crossover novels. Plus The Tick, the Man-Eating Cow, and other comics.
"Hey, it's me. I just wanted you to know that calling certain groups of people 'garbage' is a-ok in my book."
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Hey, it's me. I just wanted you to know that calling certain groups of people 'garbage' is a-ok in my book."
Over/under on cabinet meetings before Trump wakes up in his chair and stammers "Don't turn that off. I'm watching it."
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Over/under on cabinet meetings before Trump wakes up in his chair and stammers "Don't turn that off. I'm watching it."
It's hard to believe that President Trump might actually be more racist than past presidents who literally owned slaves, but here we are.
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It's hard to believe that President Trump might actually be more racist than past presidents who literally owned slaves, but here we are.
Financial crimes. Sex crimes. War crimes. Trump really is accomplishing more than any other president.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Financial crimes. Sex crimes. War crimes. Trump really is accomplishing more than any other president.
Remember, it's cold & flu season. Don't forget your MRI.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Remember, it's cold & flu season. Don't forget your MRI.
Remember that time dumb old Joe Biden had an MRI, but he didn't know why or what part of his body they scanned or what the results were? Oh wait. That was Trump. So no problem. Yay America!
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Remember that time dumb old Joe Biden had an MRI, but he didn't know why or what part of his body they scanned or what the results were? Oh wait. That was Trump. So no problem. Yay America!
I've always said there's only 1 puritan who deserves Thanksgiving, and that's Solomon Kane. Here he is at his homoerotic Christian best fighting Dracula by the incomparable Alan Weiss! #solomonkane #sexypilgrims
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I've always said there's only 1 puritan who deserves Thanksgiving, and that's Solomon Kane. Here he is at his homoerotic Christian best fighting Dracula by the incomparable Alan Weiss! #solomonkane #sexypilgrims
Very thankful for the help I've received in many ways on writing projects this year. Writing is a solo process, but writing is also a group effort. Also thankful for the success I foresee next year. I think Irving Thalberg will love this script I'm going to send him! #scriptsky #writersky #writing
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Very thankful for the help I've received in many ways on writing projects this year. Writing is a solo process, but writing is also a group effort. Also thankful for the success I foresee next year. I think Irving Thalberg will love this script I'm going to send him! #scriptsky #writersky #writing
I am not a strong gamer. I like games that are immersive fiction -- character & setting. I can barely remember how to run or open my satchel, so if I need a lot of button combos to survive, it's not my kind of game.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I am not a strong gamer. I like games that are immersive fiction -- character & setting. I can barely remember how to run or open my satchel, so if I need a lot of button combos to survive, it's not my kind of game.
C'mon, Putin. Trump is not competent enough to do what you want him to do. He hasn't helped you beat Ukraine and he's actually strengthened NATO. Just release the dirt and let's get rid of him, and we can all move on with our lives.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
C'mon, Putin. Trump is not competent enough to do what you want him to do. He hasn't helped you beat Ukraine and he's actually strengthened NATO. Just release the dirt and let's get rid of him, and we can all move on with our lives.
According to the Trump Admin. the display of swastikas and nooses are a-ok in the Coast Guard, but a pride flag gets you fired from the FBI. So a swastika is a non-threatening expression of free speech, but a pride flag is a sign of a divisive agenda.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
According to the Trump Admin. the display of swastikas and nooses are a-ok in the Coast Guard, but a pride flag gets you fired from the FBI. So a swastika is a non-threatening expression of free speech, but a pride flag is a sign of a divisive agenda.
C'mon, Republicans. You can be rid of him. A year until the next election. Lots of you aren't running then. The rest of you are likely safe in your red districts. Who are all those Republicans going to vote for, a Democrat? Either break him now or you'll all go down with him at some point.
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
C'mon, Republicans. You can be rid of him. A year until the next election. Lots of you aren't running then. The rest of you are likely safe in your red districts. Who are all those Republicans going to vote for, a Democrat? Either break him now or you'll all go down with him at some point.
My plan: Finish 2nd screenplay. If current novel doesn't find agent by end of year (pretty likely), self publish. Write next novel & outline 3rd screenplay. Write 3rd screenplay & polish 2nd. Self-publish next novel. Find film manager. Fly to Mars. Get a night's sleep. Win the Boer War. #scriptsky
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My plan: Finish 2nd screenplay. If current novel doesn't find agent by end of year (pretty likely), self publish. Write next novel & outline 3rd screenplay. Write 3rd screenplay & polish 2nd. Self-publish next novel. Find film manager. Fly to Mars. Get a night's sleep. Win the Boer War. #scriptsky
As the Epstein reveal goes unamended from the Senate to the White House, time to remember this...
Trump will eventually crumple Johnson and throw him away like a used tissue. It'll serve Johnson right, but there will be another spineless opportunist right behind him.
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
As the Epstein reveal goes unamended from the Senate to the White House, time to remember this...
I assume Trump's DOJ has edited the Epstein files to help their boss. However given their usual competence they probably just did a find and replace with "Ronald Frump."
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I assume Trump's DOJ has edited the Epstein files to help their boss. However given their usual competence they probably just did a find and replace with "Ronald Frump."
Hey, Trump supporters - particularly men, particularly Southern men with your Bible-mandated protection of the weaker sex - take on your boy for offending a woman reporter in public. C'mon. Where's your grand chivalrous respect for womanhood in the face of this miserable cur? WHERE?
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hey, Trump supporters - particularly men, particularly Southern men with your Bible-mandated protection of the weaker sex - take on your boy for offending a woman reporter in public. C'mon. Where's your grand chivalrous respect for womanhood in the face of this miserable cur? WHERE?
Where is Ida Lupino to put out her cigarette on this asshole's forehead?
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Where is Ida Lupino to put out her cigarette on this asshole's forehead?
Everyone in the Trump Admin needed to have the shit slapped out of them earlier in their lives.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Everyone in the Trump Admin needed to have the shit slapped out of them earlier in their lives.
3 movies that are my vibe I wish I had written. Midnight Run - George Gallo. The Prophecy - Gregory Widen. Tremors - SS Wilson, Brent Maddock, Ron Underwood #scriptsky #writersky #movies
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
3 movies that are my vibe I wish I had written. Midnight Run - George Gallo. The Prophecy - Gregory Widen. Tremors - SS Wilson, Brent Maddock, Ron Underwood #scriptsky #writersky #movies
Our cat is old and when it gets cold he sleeps in the bed. Besides hogging space like an elephant seal, he gets up twice a night to knock stuff off the bedside table and then yowl at the door when you put him out. It's his thing now.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Our cat is old and when it gets cold he sleeps in the bed. Besides hogging space like an elephant seal, he gets up twice a night to knock stuff off the bedside table and then yowl at the door when you put him out. It's his thing now.
How the Trump Admin. will end up. I posted this photo the day Trump was inaugurated in 2017. Getting more real.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How the Trump Admin. will end up. I posted this photo the day Trump was inaugurated in 2017. Getting more real.
Reposted by Clay Griffith
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know if you need to praise a child rapist in my name, that's totally cool."
October 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know if you need to praise a child rapist in my name, that's totally cool."
A reasonable sociopath president would arrange to resign and get a pardon and a promise to slow-walk revelations from the vp. But Trump is an unreasonable psychopath president. He will destroy anything and everything to stay in power.
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A reasonable sociopath president would arrange to resign and get a pardon and a promise to slow-walk revelations from the vp. But Trump is an unreasonable psychopath president. He will destroy anything and everything to stay in power.
It's not just the case where people need to see "wow, Trump is a bad guy." They will need to see "wow, Trump is a bad guy and I was too stupid/angry/racist/greedy to see it or to care about it." People won't get over that hurdle.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's not just the case where people need to see "wow, Trump is a bad guy." They will need to see "wow, Trump is a bad guy and I was too stupid/angry/racist/greedy to see it or to care about it." People won't get over that hurdle.