Clay Griffith
@claygriffith.bsky.social
Author and historian. I like monsters and comics and bears. And freedom.
co-author of The Vampire Empire Quartet, Crown & Key trilogy, and a couple of Flash/Arrow crossover novels. Plus The Tick, the Man-Eating Cow, and other comics.
co-author of The Vampire Empire Quartet, Crown & Key trilogy, and a couple of Flash/Arrow crossover novels. Plus The Tick, the Man-Eating Cow, and other comics.
"Hey, it's me. I just wanted you to know that calling certain groups of people 'garbage' is a-ok in my book."
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Hey, it's me. I just wanted you to know that calling certain groups of people 'garbage' is a-ok in my book."
Over/under on cabinet meetings before Trump wakes up in his chair and stammers "Don't turn that off. I'm watching it."
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Over/under on cabinet meetings before Trump wakes up in his chair and stammers "Don't turn that off. I'm watching it."
I've always said there's only 1 puritan who deserves Thanksgiving, and that's Solomon Kane. Here he is at his homoerotic Christian best fighting Dracula by the incomparable Alan Weiss! #solomonkane #sexypilgrims
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I've always said there's only 1 puritan who deserves Thanksgiving, and that's Solomon Kane. Here he is at his homoerotic Christian best fighting Dracula by the incomparable Alan Weiss! #solomonkane #sexypilgrims
Where is Ida Lupino to put out her cigarette on this asshole's forehead?
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Where is Ida Lupino to put out her cigarette on this asshole's forehead?
3 movies that are my vibe I wish I had written. Midnight Run - George Gallo. The Prophecy - Gregory Widen. Tremors - SS Wilson, Brent Maddock, Ron Underwood #scriptsky #writersky #movies
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
3 movies that are my vibe I wish I had written. Midnight Run - George Gallo. The Prophecy - Gregory Widen. Tremors - SS Wilson, Brent Maddock, Ron Underwood #scriptsky #writersky #movies
How the Trump Admin. will end up. I posted this photo the day Trump was inaugurated in 2017. Getting more real.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How the Trump Admin. will end up. I posted this photo the day Trump was inaugurated in 2017. Getting more real.
If I go to a new James Bond movie and James Bond is in it, I'm walking out! He's dead! I saw him die as portrayed by an actor on film in a fictional story! The new movie should be 2 hours of Blofeld puttering around the house and playing with his cat.
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If I go to a new James Bond movie and James Bond is in it, I'm walking out! He's dead! I saw him die as portrayed by an actor on film in a fictional story! The new movie should be 2 hours of Blofeld puttering around the house and playing with his cat.
Democrats and the GOP promise to hold a vote on healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Democrats and the GOP promise to hold a vote on healthcare.
I think you're forgetting the touching Airport Farewell scene from War of the Colossal Beast
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think you're forgetting the touching Airport Farewell scene from War of the Colossal Beast
"I haven't seen the blueprints so I can't comment on whether the White House ever had an East Wing."
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"I haven't seen the blueprints so I can't comment on whether the White House ever had an East Wing."
"Hey, it's me. You should probably get out because I've decided to build a ballroom here."
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Hey, it's me. You should probably get out because I've decided to build a ballroom here."
"Hey, it's me. I do have Nazi tattoos, but we all did that when we were young."
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Hey, it's me. I do have Nazi tattoos, but we all did that when we were young."
"I have authorized the Federal Government to arrest anyone who vandalizes or destroys any monument, statue or other such Federal property in the U.S. with up to 10 years in prison" Donald Trump, 6/23/20
Fuck you, Trump. Fuck you, GOP.
Fuck you, Trump. Fuck you, GOP.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"I have authorized the Federal Government to arrest anyone who vandalizes or destroys any monument, statue or other such Federal property in the U.S. with up to 10 years in prison" Donald Trump, 6/23/20
Fuck you, Trump. Fuck you, GOP.
Fuck you, Trump. Fuck you, GOP.
America's Renfield.
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
America's Renfield.
You could seek the rights to this subtle nuanced 1970s series. He's not the pope, but he is a Vatican assassin (and possibly part-time Marlboro Man).
October 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You could seek the rights to this subtle nuanced 1970s series. He's not the pope, but he is a Vatican assassin (and possibly part-time Marlboro Man).
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know I went into Portland to get your aspirin but all the pharmacies were boarded up. How about some crack?"
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know I went into Portland to get your aspirin but all the pharmacies were boarded up. How about some crack?"
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know I'm cool with your white supremacy."
October 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know I'm cool with your white supremacy."
"Hey, it's me. Just want you to know you don't need healthcare. Just say my name 3 times and I'll show up. Like Candyman."
October 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"Hey, it's me. Just want you to know you don't need healthcare. Just say my name 3 times and I'll show up. Like Candyman."
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know if you need to praise a child rapist in my name, that's totally cool."
October 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know if you need to praise a child rapist in my name, that's totally cool."