Clay Griffith
@claygriffith.bsky.social
Author and historian. I like monsters and comics and bears. And freedom.
co-author of The Vampire Empire Quartet, Crown & Key trilogy, and a couple of Flash/Arrow crossover novels. Plus The Tick, the Man-Eating Cow, and other comics.
co-author of The Vampire Empire Quartet, Crown & Key trilogy, and a couple of Flash/Arrow crossover novels. Plus The Tick, the Man-Eating Cow, and other comics.
Next week he'll get that US ProMiniGolfAssociation Biochemistry Award he's been aching for.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Next week he'll get that US ProMiniGolfAssociation Biochemistry Award he's been aching for.
It has always been the Republican mantra -- If you're poor, you're lazy. If you're sick, you're weak.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It has always been the Republican mantra -- If you're poor, you're lazy. If you're sick, you're weak.
Additional Dialogue by Noel Coward
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Additional Dialogue by Noel Coward
He's worse than racist; he's a bigot. I grew up in the South in the 1960s. I know a bigot when I hear one.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
He's worse than racist; he's a bigot. I grew up in the South in the 1960s. I know a bigot when I hear one.
Old Navy Academy
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Old Navy Academy
Historically the only issue that transcends species boundaries is a good solid nap.
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Historically the only issue that transcends species boundaries is a good solid nap.
But do you always have to kill a monkey?
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
But do you always have to kill a monkey?
That raccoon will be slumped in a corner booth at Waffle House in the morning.
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
That raccoon will be slumped in a corner booth at Waffle House in the morning.
They are obviously running out of praise topics. "No asteroids hit the Earth today, sir! Thank you!" "Your natural musk makes this cabinet room like a spa!" "I think you cured my irritable bowel when we shook hands. God bless you!"
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They are obviously running out of praise topics. "No asteroids hit the Earth today, sir! Thank you!" "Your natural musk makes this cabinet room like a spa!" "I think you cured my irritable bowel when we shook hands. God bless you!"
Uncomfortably close to the ICJ
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Uncomfortably close to the ICJ
Our forefathers built this nation on the blood (of Native Americans), the sweat (of slaves), and the unyielding love of (money).
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Our forefathers built this nation on the blood (of Native Americans), the sweat (of slaves), and the unyielding love of (money).
Poor baby. He's so tired. He was up all night on that internet.
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Poor baby. He's so tired. He was up all night on that internet.
The Constitution doesn't require you be alive to be president.
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Constitution doesn't require you be alive to be president.
Which means "We've got our fall guy lined up."
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Which means "We've got our fall guy lined up."
But he just posted the other day that he was "the affordability President." Now I have to change the salutation of the Xmas card I was sending him.
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
But he just posted the other day that he was "the affordability President." Now I have to change the salutation of the Xmas card I was sending him.
Paging Seaman 1st Class Patsy.
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Paging Seaman 1st Class Patsy.
OMG! What a great idea for a story. Maybe Trump should try that. Claim he has a long-lost twin Ronald Trump who will run for president in 2028.
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
OMG! What a great idea for a story. Maybe Trump should try that. Claim he has a long-lost twin Ronald Trump who will run for president in 2028.
Trump immediately calls a meeting to see if he can license their branding for merch.
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Trump immediately calls a meeting to see if he can license their branding for merch.