Humble civil servant
@cliffclaven.bsky.social
Can’t show face so I don’t lose my job, willing to share with genuinely interested people. trust for trust.
extremely gay, extremely kinky, extremely active imagination, extremely unimpressed with clout
extremely gay, extremely kinky, extremely active imagination, extremely unimpressed with clout
and we love him for that *if and ONLY if* he wins games
"Dan Campbell comes across as Sergeant Daddy, John Harbaugh like the polite-but-firm regional corporate manager. Sirianni comes across as the guy arguing with the bouncer outside the strip club at 1 AM after getting kicked out of his nephew’s bachelor party."
miketanier.substack.com/p/why-eagles...
miketanier.substack.com/p/why-eagles...
Why Eagles Fans REALLY Hate Nick Sirianni
Down-the-Stretch tackles the Eagles. Because everyone else has! (Rimshot). Some stats. Some tough talk. And a little fanbase psychoanalysis.
miketanier.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
and we love him for that *if and ONLY if* he wins games
I think it’s time to disabuse ourselves of the notion that Nick sirianni is, to any significant extent, a good head football coach
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I think it’s time to disabuse ourselves of the notion that Nick sirianni is, to any significant extent, a good head football coach
I see a skeet referring to “little people in my phone”, I block, because Jesus fucking christ you need immediate treatment for narcissism
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I see a skeet referring to “little people in my phone”, I block, because Jesus fucking christ you need immediate treatment for narcissism
i promise you nobody cares what you or i think about anything
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i promise you nobody cares what you or i think about anything
if all you have to offer is selfies you have nothing to offer
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
if all you have to offer is selfies you have nothing to offer
Hey @lastweektonight.com, I’m begging John to actually try Herr’s chips, because if he had there is no universe in which he would assert that Ruffles are in any way superior. A Herr’s sour cream and onion chip is pure joy
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hey @lastweektonight.com, I’m begging John to actually try Herr’s chips, because if he had there is no universe in which he would assert that Ruffles are in any way superior. A Herr’s sour cream and onion chip is pure joy
hey bro that skeet can stay in the drafts
yeah that one. and that other one
yeah that one. and that other one
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
hey bro that skeet can stay in the drafts
yeah that one. and that other one
yeah that one. and that other one
fuck davey boy lay off the Botox you look like WC Fields
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
fuck davey boy lay off the Botox you look like WC Fields
instead of no nut November or whatever nonsense, try this: the next time you’re about to post a selfie, just…don’t, instead. and then try that the next time and the time after that, and I have a feeling you’ll feel better
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
instead of no nut November or whatever nonsense, try this: the next time you’re about to post a selfie, just…don’t, instead. and then try that the next time and the time after that, and I have a feeling you’ll feel better
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I think the BlueSky execs here made the mistake of jumping to the "we gloat because we're so powerful and have you locked in" when most of us are like "it's sort of fine but we could take it or leave it"
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I think the BlueSky execs here made the mistake of jumping to the "we gloat because we're so powerful and have you locked in" when most of us are like "it's sort of fine but we could take it or leave it"
I keep wanting to post “I can’t wait for narcissist culture to pass” but it never will, society is so cooked
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I keep wanting to post “I can’t wait for narcissist culture to pass” but it never will, society is so cooked
John Smoltz is the Tony Romo of Booger MacFarlanes
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
John Smoltz is the Tony Romo of Booger MacFarlanes
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My perhaps controversial assessment is that when you share the propaganda of your enemies to call it out or to mock it… you’re still spreading their propaganda and maybe doing exactly what they hope you’ll do.
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My perhaps controversial assessment is that when you share the propaganda of your enemies to call it out or to mock it… you’re still spreading their propaganda and maybe doing exactly what they hope you’ll do.
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oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
![screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015:
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t2bjwvguncd35fna7ruckjtw/bafkreiczbp37nmuosnvgyrbv3nfdxupczam3ezjeri5cpio36htjuyiisy@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
Naveen Andrews is a deeply deeply sexy man and people don’t talk about that enough
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Naveen Andrews is a deeply deeply sexy man and people don’t talk about that enough
social media’s lasting legacy will be turning billions of people into narcissists, and giving existing narcissists an army of mindless parroting drones to propagate their bullshit
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
social media’s lasting legacy will be turning billions of people into narcissists, and giving existing narcissists an army of mindless parroting drones to propagate their bullshit
tag yourself
October 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
tag yourself
thinking about all those dudes with 3% tattoos and decals and entire personalities who absolutely adore and extol the virtues of this government
October 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
thinking about all those dudes with 3% tattoos and decals and entire personalities who absolutely adore and extol the virtues of this government
annual reminder that when you start with Halloween nonsense in August I don’t want to hear SHIT about starting my Christmas nonsense in October
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
annual reminder that when you start with Halloween nonsense in August I don’t want to hear SHIT about starting my Christmas nonsense in October
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Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
July 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
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I know they’re just trying to eat and stay in the business but “sports betting journalist” is such a profoundly depressing series of words.
(Unless you’re doing journalism about the attempts to cover up sports betting’s sickening rot that infects everything it touches.)
(Unless you’re doing journalism about the attempts to cover up sports betting’s sickening rot that infects everything it touches.)
July 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I know they’re just trying to eat and stay in the business but “sports betting journalist” is such a profoundly depressing series of words.
(Unless you’re doing journalism about the attempts to cover up sports betting’s sickening rot that infects everything it touches.)
(Unless you’re doing journalism about the attempts to cover up sports betting’s sickening rot that infects everything it touches.)
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Posting like a wide receiver who’s about to give you a 3 catch 37 yd game
July 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Posting like a wide receiver who’s about to give you a 3 catch 37 yd game
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"Read me, Seymour. Read me all night long.
That's right, boy! You can do it!"
That's right, boy! You can do it!"
June 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"Read me, Seymour. Read me all night long.
That's right, boy! You can do it!"
That's right, boy! You can do it!"
I have ordered from the same dominos 3 times. All three times they took an ungodly amount of time and I got a free pizza out of it, so I have really only PAID for dominos once.
Using my latest apology pizza and we’re on course to keep the streak going
Thanks for successfully failing dominos!
Using my latest apology pizza and we’re on course to keep the streak going
Thanks for successfully failing dominos!
June 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I have ordered from the same dominos 3 times. All three times they took an ungodly amount of time and I got a free pizza out of it, so I have really only PAID for dominos once.
Using my latest apology pizza and we’re on course to keep the streak going
Thanks for successfully failing dominos!
Using my latest apology pizza and we’re on course to keep the streak going
Thanks for successfully failing dominos!