FlutterCliff
@cliffm85.bsky.social
Here for good vibes and positivity. Nicolas Cage's #1 fan or at least a solid #2-4. I know I was placed on this earth to do good. When I was a kid I almost drowned but a fish bumped me out. A fish bumped me out of the water with it's nose.
Snoozy boy getting ready for bed.
January 17, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Snoozy boy getting ready for bed.
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Dear band, we regret to inform you that we did not sign you
Dear band, we regret to inform you that we did not sign you
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Tears For Bears
I’ve been trying to decide all day which pronunciation of “tears” is funnier.
Tears For Bears
I’ve been trying to decide all day which pronunciation of “tears” is funnier.
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Pope Deluxe
Pope Deluxe
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Dear band, we regret to inform you that we did not sign you
Dear band, we regret to inform you that we did not sign you
I love my chickies.
January 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I love my chickies.
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“Lifeless… foam around his mouth. Nobody wants to see their kids like that.”
ICE attacked a family trying to LEAVE the besieged neighborhood and hospitalized a 6 month old baby that couldn’t breathe.
ICE attacked a family trying to LEAVE the besieged neighborhood and hospitalized a 6 month old baby that couldn’t breathe.
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 PM
“Lifeless… foam around his mouth. Nobody wants to see their kids like that.”
ICE attacked a family trying to LEAVE the besieged neighborhood and hospitalized a 6 month old baby that couldn’t breathe.
ICE attacked a family trying to LEAVE the besieged neighborhood and hospitalized a 6 month old baby that couldn’t breathe.
I have a 3rd place in the presidential physical fitness awards in the 5th grade. Wanna barter? Came from a time when Presidents were...... Well.... Presidential.
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I have a 3rd place in the presidential physical fitness awards in the 5th grade. Wanna barter? Came from a time when Presidents were...... Well.... Presidential.
Senpai noticed me <3
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Senpai noticed me <3
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🙃
This FB post is public.
This FB post is public.
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
🙃
This FB post is public.
This FB post is public.
No, thank you for being brave enough to share it! I'm writing a few stories, but I'm not brave enough to share them yet. People like you inspire me, so thank you!
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
No, thank you for being brave enough to share it! I'm writing a few stories, but I'm not brave enough to share them yet. People like you inspire me, so thank you!
You're an amazing artist! It's common for amazing artists to be like "yeah, that's average". XD
January 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
You're an amazing artist! It's common for amazing artists to be like "yeah, that's average". XD
Comedy allows you to laugh at the world when it makes you want to scream.
January 17, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Comedy allows you to laugh at the world when it makes you want to scream.
Either that or we felt like a piece of wax falling on a termite, who was choking on the splinters.
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Either that or we felt like a piece of wax falling on a termite, who was choking on the splinters.
I would if I didn't suck at doing that, because of how much I suck.
January 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I would if I didn't suck at doing that, because of how much I suck.
I had a guy in a parking lot tell me Ivermectin would cure my mom's MS.
I asked him about quality and amount and he said "It's all the same, use enough until you don't feel the bugs in your brain".
I wonder where he is now. Probably a government job, I imagine.
I asked him about quality and amount and he said "It's all the same, use enough until you don't feel the bugs in your brain".
I wonder where he is now. Probably a government job, I imagine.
January 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I had a guy in a parking lot tell me Ivermectin would cure my mom's MS.
I asked him about quality and amount and he said "It's all the same, use enough until you don't feel the bugs in your brain".
I wonder where he is now. Probably a government job, I imagine.
I asked him about quality and amount and he said "It's all the same, use enough until you don't feel the bugs in your brain".
I wonder where he is now. Probably a government job, I imagine.
I inoculated myself from God when I was in college. Oddly enough, introducing small amounts at an early age helps vaccinate you from belief.
Go fig.
Go fig.
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I inoculated myself from God when I was in college. Oddly enough, introducing small amounts at an early age helps vaccinate you from belief.
Go fig.
Go fig.
I honestly don't think America should experiment with Artificial Intelligence until they have actual Intelligence figures out...
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I honestly don't think America should experiment with Artificial Intelligence until they have actual Intelligence figures out...
Now I can give you measles, or I can double it and give it to the next person.
BREAKING: A measles outbreak is growing at rapid speed in South Carolina, with cases doubling over the last week and spreading to at least three other states.
'Staring over the edge': South Carolina measles outbreak doubles within a week
More than 500 people are in a 21-day quarantine and about 200 are "actively infected." The largest current outbreak in the U.S. has spread to at least three other states.
nbcnews.to
January 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Now I can give you measles, or I can double it and give it to the next person.
"Now one of your wives has a check for $50,000 but you only get THREE guesses! Good luck, Beastimaniac!"
January 16, 2026 at 11:21 PM
"Now one of your wives has a check for $50,000 but you only get THREE guesses! Good luck, Beastimaniac!"
Thinking of my little baby Snowdrop and smiling. Miss her every day, but she gave me so so much love. What a wonderful friend to have had in my life. XD
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Thinking of my little baby Snowdrop and smiling. Miss her every day, but she gave me so so much love. What a wonderful friend to have had in my life. XD
If I see an apple and call it an apple, the problem is that it's an apple. Not that I'm right. :)
January 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
If I see an apple and call it an apple, the problem is that it's an apple. Not that I'm right. :)
That's not jerkish. Self preservation is loving. To yourself and those around you.
That took me 38 years to learn. We know your heart and you have no one to prove anything to.
But if you block me....
That took me 38 years to learn. We know your heart and you have no one to prove anything to.
But if you block me....
a man in a plaid shirt says that is not allowed in white letters
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt says that is not allowed in white letters
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:10 PM
That's not jerkish. Self preservation is loving. To yourself and those around you.
That took me 38 years to learn. We know your heart and you have no one to prove anything to.
But if you block me....
That took me 38 years to learn. We know your heart and you have no one to prove anything to.
But if you block me....
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extremely cool info environment to tweet something and a half hour later once it’s riled everyone up to be like “no haha jk it’s the opposite actually”
January 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
extremely cool info environment to tweet something and a half hour later once it’s riled everyone up to be like “no haha jk it’s the opposite actually”
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Pollster: Would you support the American military indiscriminately killing brown people in—
Republicans: Let me stop you right there, yes. Absolutely, yes.
Republicans: Let me stop you right there, yes. Absolutely, yes.
I was actually fine not knowing my neighbors and most of my family would be Nazis just because Donald Trump tells them to be. Ignorance is fantastic actually.
January 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Pollster: Would you support the American military indiscriminately killing brown people in—
Republicans: Let me stop you right there, yes. Absolutely, yes.
Republicans: Let me stop you right there, yes. Absolutely, yes.
