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Cliff Rives
@cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
35 followers 39 following 130 posts
Movie fan (007 superfan), fan and amateur purveyor of movie snark (MST3K, Svengoolie, Rifftrax, The Mads). Mostly harmless.
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
Oh good, Inspector Gadget's on the case.
#Svengoolie
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
He's in a glass case of emotion!
#Svengoolie
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
Weather like that causes illness...look, someone's coffin already.
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah, the bots have made their way to Bluesky.
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
If this shot gets your attention, you have "compound interest."
(Sorry not sorry)
#Svengoolie
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
You wouldn't see a crew this bad at catching flies until the Colorado Rockies.
#Svengoolie
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe tonight's song segment should be "Pretty Guy For A White Fly."
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
"Knock three times to show you agree."
I was really hoping the no signal would be "twice on the pipes."
#Svengoolie
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
Not to be "that guy," but...the machine teleports all that stuff intact and separate but can't do the same with a human and a fly?
#Svengoolie
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
Life before HDMI.
#Svengoolie
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
Congratulations, Andre, you've invented Wonkavision.
#Svengoolie
a man wearing a top hat and a bow tie says " stop don 't "
ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a bow tie says " stop don 't "
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
Always love it when someone remembers "The List of Adrian Messenger," a nifty little mystery even though it played bait-and-switch with the "guest stars." (If you know, you know.)
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
"There was over $200,000 of special equipment here!"
Actually, it was $50,000 but he sprung for the extended warranty.
#Svengoolie
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
"I've killed Andre!" Geez, that's gonna ruin Wallace Shawn's dinner plans.
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
This is how we streamed music in 1994.
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 2d
"Give us the Soderbergh Star Wars film!" scream people who couldn't be bothered to see any Soderbergh movie in a theater that didn't have "Ocean's" in its title.
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blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 2d
every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 10d
That song was out of my head for a few days, and now it lives rent-free in my #Rifftrax library.
rifftrax.com RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · Aug 15
THE POLICEMAN IS YOUR FRIEEENNNDDDD (sorrrry)
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · Aug 15
I also want to thank @rifftrax.com for introducing me to "The Policeman Is My Friend," the most insidious earworm since Kars4Kids, and THE GUM ISN'T HELPING!
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 11d
You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · 19d
No #SlowHorses spoilers, but when Jackson Lamb tells a story, you better freakin' pay attention. (And when he apologizes and you don't know why, don't wait to find out.)
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · Sep 24
Coworker: Do you fast for Rosh Hashanah?

Me: No that’s Yom Kippur. We start fasting at sundown.

Coworker: I thought it was at midnight.

Me: No, we’re Jews. You’re thinking of Mogwai.
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · Sep 14
All of this is over a penmanship medal? If they'd had texting back then, everyone would've survived.
#Svengoolie
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · Sep 14
Get the mop, Leroy, she's spilling exposition all over the room.
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · Sep 14
"You're so much prettier when smiling."
Okay, she's cancelled.
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Cliff Rives @cliffofinsanity.bsky.social · Sep 13
"It's a terrible thing to see and remember." That's also what people say about the War of the Worlds remake with Ice Cube.
#Svengoolie
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