Clocktoys
@clocktoys.bsky.social
Singer songwriter making retro indiepop and electronica on handheld devices. Love NUFC. Always looking for the laugh.
Both Marseille goals were bad from our viewpoint. Pope lost his head as he does occasionally. We couldn’t hold onto the ball when we needed to slow things down. Wish we’d had Ramsay on for more of the game to control the ball. Gordon isn’t cutting it as a striker. Barnes is our finisher.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Both Marseille goals were bad from our viewpoint. Pope lost his head as he does occasionally. We couldn’t hold onto the ball when we needed to slow things down. Wish we’d had Ramsay on for more of the game to control the ball. Gordon isn’t cutting it as a striker. Barnes is our finisher.
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
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Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist
Brexit Hit to UK Economy Double Official Estimate, Study Finds
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist.
bloom.bg
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist
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There is so much messed up about this front page Express story today.
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
There is so much messed up about this front page Express story today.
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
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Join me on GB News where I will be telling lies to gullible half wits who are so dim that they actually think I give a shit about them. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Join me on GB News where I will be telling lies to gullible half wits who are so dim that they actually think I give a shit about them. 😂
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Gosh. What a surprise.
🚨 BREAKING: Kent County Council is hurtling towards financial oblivion under Reform.
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Gosh. What a surprise.
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Aye. We’re accustomed to what it looks like and there’s a level of Pavlovian training that a lifetime of barely even nearly moments prepares you for. A dream of success constantly out of reach.
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Aye. We’re accustomed to what it looks like and there’s a level of Pavlovian training that a lifetime of barely even nearly moments prepares you for. A dream of success constantly out of reach.
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More great analysis from Kev. Well worth reading, as always 👌 #NUFC
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Newcastle United's Misfiring Attack Is Derailing Their 25/26 Season.
A stats-led look at why Newcastle’s blunt attack currently points to a mid-table finish, and what that means for Eddie Howe.
www.editkev.football
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
More great analysis from Kev. Well worth reading, as always 👌 #NUFC
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This story about a Reform councillor in Northumberland has about three different massive stories in it.
He's accused of ripping off his constituents to the tune of £140k.
He owes his own council nearly £40k in unpaid tax.
His own council is suing him.
He's accused of ripping off his constituents to the tune of £140k.
He owes his own council nearly £40k in unpaid tax.
His own council is suing him.
Blyth Reform councillor Barry Elliott's property firms owe customers £140,000
Property companies owned or run by Barry Elliott owe tens of thousands of pounds to customers.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This story about a Reform councillor in Northumberland has about three different massive stories in it.
He's accused of ripping off his constituents to the tune of £140k.
He owes his own council nearly £40k in unpaid tax.
His own council is suing him.
He's accused of ripping off his constituents to the tune of £140k.
He owes his own council nearly £40k in unpaid tax.
His own council is suing him.
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This!
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
This!
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Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.
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you don't fight reform by becoming them. this madness has already destroyed the tories.
idiots.
idiots.
Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood is to announce Saturday that “the era of permanent protection for refugees” is over in the UK.
She’s also going to say the UK’s borders are “out of control”.
Apart from sounding like a trailer for a Reform government, it’s already causing anger within Labour.
She’s also going to say the UK’s borders are “out of control”.
Apart from sounding like a trailer for a Reform government, it’s already causing anger within Labour.
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
you don't fight reform by becoming them. this madness has already destroyed the tories.
idiots.
idiots.
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Hey kids, we are a small Irish family business.
We make lovely things by hand.
Could you buy something so we can pay for our Christmas packaging?
Thanks a mill.
#Boycottamazon
#shoplocal
slated.ie
Reposts would be fabulous.
#SLATED
We make lovely things by hand.
Could you buy something so we can pay for our Christmas packaging?
Thanks a mill.
#Boycottamazon
#shoplocal
slated.ie
Reposts would be fabulous.
#SLATED
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hey kids, we are a small Irish family business.
We make lovely things by hand.
Could you buy something so we can pay for our Christmas packaging?
Thanks a mill.
#Boycottamazon
#shoplocal
slated.ie
Reposts would be fabulous.
#SLATED
We make lovely things by hand.
Could you buy something so we can pay for our Christmas packaging?
Thanks a mill.
#Boycottamazon
#shoplocal
slated.ie
Reposts would be fabulous.
#SLATED
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Farage refuses to condemn a Reform counsellor who referred to children in care as “downright evil" & instead he goes on about migrants yet again.
#PMQs
#PMQs
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Farage refuses to condemn a Reform counsellor who referred to children in care as “downright evil" & instead he goes on about migrants yet again.
#PMQs
#PMQs
Burn on a yellow is now too much of a liability even for Eddie surely? Need to be brave and get on the front foot.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Burn on a yellow is now too much of a liability even for Eddie surely? Need to be brave and get on the front foot.
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Just a regular pipeline now of dubiously funded cranks targeting the NHS to enforce their horrific, hateful politics on the public, by seeking out, targeting and harassing the fuck out people who have quietly been going about their business for years without anyone bothering
Darlington trans medic used female changing room for years
Rose Henderson felt within her rights to use the Darlington hospital facility, a tribunal is told.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Just a regular pipeline now of dubiously funded cranks targeting the NHS to enforce their horrific, hateful politics on the public, by seeking out, targeting and harassing the fuck out people who have quietly been going about their business for years without anyone bothering
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We are struggling to pass and move in the face of their press. Why on earth was Gordon selected: he was a liability. A bit better with Barnes on the left. We need to go more direct to counter their press and use our pace. We might be 1-0 up but we are not the team in control. Needs to change. #nufc
liability.as
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
We are struggling to pass and move in the face of their press. Why on earth was Gordon selected: he was a liability. A bit better with Barnes on the left. We need to go more direct to counter their press and use our pace. We might be 1-0 up but we are not the team in control. Needs to change. #nufc
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The racist ghouls of X - assisted by Elon Musk's Grok - spread falsehoods to suggest a Muslim was responsible for the Huntingdon train attack, even as heroic rail worker Samir Zitouni, who put his life on the line to save many passengers on that train, lay gravely wounded.
What an absolute hero Samir Zitouni is - doubtless he saved lives that day
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Train hero who saved passengers during attack named
The rail worker credited with saving multiple lives is named as Samir Zitouni.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The racist ghouls of X - assisted by Elon Musk's Grok - spread falsehoods to suggest a Muslim was responsible for the Huntingdon train attack, even as heroic rail worker Samir Zitouni, who put his life on the line to save many passengers on that train, lay gravely wounded.
Other half thought this was a plucky ‘early rounds of the FA cup’ game. Similar standard to the mags yesterday though Tbf.
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Other half thought this was a plucky ‘early rounds of the FA cup’ game. Similar standard to the mags yesterday though Tbf.