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Harbourmaster Productions
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Music and audio services.

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£20 per hour.

https://www.harbourmasterproductions.co.uk/
Hadn't been splashed by a car going through a puddle for ages, but here I am reverting to type.
Some days I am Charlie Brown.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I telt ye, best team in the world.

#nufc
ANOTHER BIG WIN IN THE #UCL! 💫
January 21, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Selfishly *very* happy about this, because i have to go to a wedding on the 21st.

#nufc
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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NEW: NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct.

He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Currently working on a middle ground between Welcome Home (Sanitarium) and Undone (The Sweater Song).
January 20, 2026 at 11:54 PM
As has been pointed out to me it's very clear that, in addition to children and young people, a lot of adults aren't capable of using social media responsibly/safely, so maybe the regulations should should focus on making online spaces safer rather than removing people from unsafe spaces.
January 20, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Capitalism
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 8:01 AM
What DAW do you use?
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
"In May 2022, Rosindell was arrested by the Metropolitan Police on suspicion of indecent assault, sexual assault, rape, abuse of position of trust, and misconduct in public office."

Another top, top guy joining a top, top party...
January 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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NEW: Another Conservative MP defects to Reform, just days after Robert Jenrick.

Andrew Rosindell becomes Reform’s seventh MP.

Put another way 43% of Reform’s serving MPs were Conservative MPs and were not elected as Reform.
January 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Exactly this.
Makes a mockery of the system.
There should be a by-election every time this happens.

Did all the Tory voters in these constituencies want a Reform MP?
NEW: Another Conservative MP defects to Reform, just days after Robert Jenrick.

Andrew Rosindell becomes Reform’s seventh MP.

Put another way 43% of Reform’s serving MPs were Conservative MPs and were not elected as Reform.
January 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I repeat.

Clowns, the lot of them.
January 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Predictably disappointing.
Going to need some absolutely huge performances for the next 4 (at least!)...

#nufc
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Trippier looking like Jim Leighton with all that vaseline on his eyebrow...

#nufc
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Woltemade gets fouled:
Fine. No free kick

Woltemade makes good tackle:
Foul. Free kick.

#nufc
January 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Kickoff. Phone on silent. Dodgy stream activated...

#nufc
January 18, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Hopefully channeling vintage Ginola

#nufc
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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HOWAY NEWCASTLE 👊
January 18, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Robert Jenrick complaining that the country is broken is like Fred West complaining that his patio is uneven.
January 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Great. One of the kids said they were hungry so now I have to have Alice Cooper's 'Feed My Frankenstein' stuck in my head all day.
January 18, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Tice: "I think the US should control Greenland, and they should control the UK too. There I said it. Can I have my money now please?"
Farage is apparently 'under the weather' today and unable to talk about the US threats to the UK and Europe over Greenland.

Which is unfortunate.
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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There is a nasty and ill-informed stream of stories about personalised care budgets and special educational needs being pushed into compliant media before the government attempts to slash provision. Do not be fooled into falling for this pernicious propaganda
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 AM
I swear every single team in the Premier League is shite this season, and/or in total self-destruct mode...

#thefootball
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
10am. I have recorded (and featured!) on a new rapper's first mixtape.
January 17, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Iron Mike Williamson has stepped into a coaching role at #SouthShields FC.
Feel like #nufc should have signed him up for defensive cover...
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM