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Harbourmaster Productions
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Music and audio services.

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£20 per hour.

https://www.harbourmasterproductions.co.uk/
Can't quite believe it, but at half time at the #nufc match yesterday (while I was taking the bairns to the loo), my wife had to get into a light debate with the guy sat behind us because he was spouting off about autism and ADHD "not being real" and just made up to "make excuses for naughty kids".
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Take from the poor and give to the rich.
Always a sound plan...
This is a new low from a govt plumbing the depths of performative cruelty in hopes that the public won’t notice they have no answers to the real issues facing this country

A sensible, humane govt would focus on safe routes to prevent people making dangerous small boat crossings
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I am shit at FIFA but I'm not as bad as this journalist is making out...

#nufc
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Things you absolutely love to see.
3-1 in the derby.
Up to 4th in the league.
Perfect afternoon.

Howay the lasses!

#nufc
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Kids on the metro cheering for the bridges over the Tyne, and I am 100% here for it.

#nufc
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤

Can't wait for this

#nufc
The day has finally come ⚔️
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
"You can't use wind and solar power when it's not windy or sunny"

Well, you can't use fossil fuels when they're all gone, the world has burnt and we're all dead.
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I swear people used to let you get off the metro before they got on
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Currently recording an actual hero of mine. Funny how life works out.
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Only the best books do this to the wall
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 AM
This!
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Just bought my tickets for the Gallowgate. Can't wait!

#nufc
The WSL 2 instagram is presenting a 'derby day tales' serious, we'll post them here as well!

#NUFC #NUFCWomen #NUWFC
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hopefully Eddie's got all the boys round watching the Germany match tonight

#nufc
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This week I got invited to a surprise party for a guy I very vaguely know through the internet and have never met or spoken to or possibly even seen in person...

That *would* have been a surprise!

(I didn't go, I was working - that should not be a surprise)
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Long (but good) day at work. Making chips and gravy, and drinking 0% Guinness. Success.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's Friday. Gotta look intense on Friday.
I'm pretty much booked up for the next 4 weeks so get in touch quickly if you want to get some work done before Christmas!
If anyone wants to buy a voucher as a present for a friend, loved one or even an enemy, give me a shout.
#southshields #southtyneside
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm so used to seeing racist nonsense in the media that, just for a second, I thought it said "due to immigration in his right ankle".
🚨⛔️ Kylian Mbappé leaves France camp and returns to Madrid due to inflammation in his right ankle.
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I can't claim to know much about financial systems, but surely if you have millionaires and billionaires who are allowed to generate wealth unchecked, then that must be a huge driver of inflation, if not the biggest driver.
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
One of my little expletives has just announced that they need an Isambard Kingdom Brunel costume for tomorrow morning...
LOL
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I like my minidiscs how I like my political parties

💚💚💚
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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xkcd nails car bloat

xkcd: Car Size xkcd.com/3167/
Car Size
xkcd.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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oh good
some epstein e-mails were released
that just say things you/we already knew
and man oh man, look at all those consequences
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If these leaked emails are creating a fake narrative then surely the "real" narrative can be explained easy enough...
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm going to start a business that helps people write business plans.

But first,

Can anyone help me write a business plan?
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM