Chloe.
@clowheee.bsky.social
Writer + gold-star gallery wanderer. I walk through dreams
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
It turns out that it is indeed possible to spend a Saturday night in your 30s spiralling about every embarrassing thing you ever did as a teenager (an infinite list).
February 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It turns out that it is indeed possible to spend a Saturday night in your 30s spiralling about every embarrassing thing you ever did as a teenager (an infinite list).
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On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 AM
On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
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86% of people (out of 38,000!) want to keep the Hampstead Ponds trans-inclusive. It’s almost as if TERFs are a hate-driven minority well out of step with decent society.
Striking numbers which demonstrate, in spades, how tiny is the popular support for the culture of hate that Britain's institutions seem determined to impose on a kind and accepting majority.
(Expect the BBC to ignore it or qualify it to oblivion.)
(Expect the BBC to ignore it or qualify it to oblivion.)
January 29, 2026 at 11:01 AM
86% of people (out of 38,000!) want to keep the Hampstead Ponds trans-inclusive. It’s almost as if TERFs are a hate-driven minority well out of step with decent society.
Spent this week trying to decide my fave Kylie song, which I’m convinced is some kind of mythological impossibility.
Thought I’d settled on Get Outta My Way but then remembered On A Night Like This exists (and let’s not even get into humanity’s greatest triumph, the Disco album 🪩)
Thought I’d settled on Get Outta My Way but then remembered On A Night Like This exists (and let’s not even get into humanity’s greatest triumph, the Disco album 🪩)
January 28, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Spent this week trying to decide my fave Kylie song, which I’m convinced is some kind of mythological impossibility.
Thought I’d settled on Get Outta My Way but then remembered On A Night Like This exists (and let’s not even get into humanity’s greatest triumph, the Disco album 🪩)
Thought I’d settled on Get Outta My Way but then remembered On A Night Like This exists (and let’s not even get into humanity’s greatest triumph, the Disco album 🪩)
Watching two people fall in love on the bus. My heart.
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Watching two people fall in love on the bus. My heart.
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
Went for a drink with a pal yesterday who asked if I wanted ‘the normal’ update of their January or ‘the dramatic version’. Girl.
January 26, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Went for a drink with a pal yesterday who asked if I wanted ‘the normal’ update of their January or ‘the dramatic version’. Girl.
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
Good. (It was phenomenal in every way.)
‘Sinners’ becomes the most nominated film in #Oscars history with 16 nods.
January 22, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Good. (It was phenomenal in every way.)
Oh, Joanie Clothing :(
As the prices more than doubled, there was such a decline in quality - but as a fan from the beginning, I feel so sad for the team. Where can I find whimsical print dresses now?!
As the prices more than doubled, there was such a decline in quality - but as a fan from the beginning, I feel so sad for the team. Where can I find whimsical print dresses now?!
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Oh, Joanie Clothing :(
As the prices more than doubled, there was such a decline in quality - but as a fan from the beginning, I feel so sad for the team. Where can I find whimsical print dresses now?!
As the prices more than doubled, there was such a decline in quality - but as a fan from the beginning, I feel so sad for the team. Where can I find whimsical print dresses now?!
Thinking about it, why on earth was Tom so flabbergasted by Summer liking The Smiths? Could the script not have just referenced a weird niche band who released 2 critically acclaimed EPs before returning to the arse-end of somewhere like Hull or Grimsby?
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Thinking about it, why on earth was Tom so flabbergasted by Summer liking The Smiths? Could the script not have just referenced a weird niche band who released 2 critically acclaimed EPs before returning to the arse-end of somewhere like Hull or Grimsby?
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The UK has declined a new Elbit Systems contract, leading Palestine Action prisoners to end the hunger strike that had three of them on the brink of death. The Tesco worker suspended for refusing to handle Israeli goods has been reinstated and will no longer have to handle them. We can and will win
January 15, 2026 at 7:43 AM
The UK has declined a new Elbit Systems contract, leading Palestine Action prisoners to end the hunger strike that had three of them on the brink of death. The Tesco worker suspended for refusing to handle Israeli goods has been reinstated and will no longer have to handle them. We can and will win
First day back in the office. I spent an obscene amount of time in the horrible lift lighting realising how grey I’ve become at the temples. It’ll be wrinkles next!!!
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
First day back in the office. I spent an obscene amount of time in the horrible lift lighting realising how grey I’ve become at the temples. It’ll be wrinkles next!!!
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Had to stop and take a walk after this. Phenomenal work.
January 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Had to stop and take a walk after this. Phenomenal work.
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We used to do real science
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
We used to do real science
First day back at work in 2026 and while last week was a week of smugness, today feels like I’ve been smacked upside the head with a frying pan.
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 AM
First day back at work in 2026 and while last week was a week of smugness, today feels like I’ve been smacked upside the head with a frying pan.
“I really hope I’m not feeling queasy from the gritty trompelles in my pappardelle.”
- Woman who has since consumed one-to-two bottles of wine.
- Woman who has since consumed one-to-two bottles of wine.
January 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
“I really hope I’m not feeling queasy from the gritty trompelles in my pappardelle.”
- Woman who has since consumed one-to-two bottles of wine.
- Woman who has since consumed one-to-two bottles of wine.
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Ah, 7 January – or as it’s otherwise known, 88th anniversary of the time Samuel Beckett was stabbed by a pimp on the streets of Paris in the small hours, causing him to meet his soulmate and giving rise to the phrase (and recipe) ‘assassination custard’ 🧵
January 7, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Ah, 7 January – or as it’s otherwise known, 88th anniversary of the time Samuel Beckett was stabbed by a pimp on the streets of Paris in the small hours, causing him to meet his soulmate and giving rise to the phrase (and recipe) ‘assassination custard’ 🧵
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
Forcing my family to watch Bridget Jones 4, a triumph of the 2025 cinematic canon ✨
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Forcing my family to watch Bridget Jones 4, a triumph of the 2025 cinematic canon ✨
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This year’s Office Christmas Party experience can be summed up as me trying to explain astrology to a table of straight cis men.
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This year’s Office Christmas Party experience can be summed up as me trying to explain astrology to a table of straight cis men.
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Here’s a comprehensive list of appropriate responses upon hearing that a man murdered worshippers at a synagogue:
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above
October 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Here’s a comprehensive list of appropriate responses upon hearing that a man murdered worshippers at a synagogue:
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above