Cameron Loxdale
@cloxdale.bsky.social
🏴 Comedy writer and script editor https://linktr.ee/cloxdale
👴 I made a starter pack full of divorced men named Geoff
📺 Rep: Georgia Kanner @ Independent Talent
👴 I made a starter pack full of divorced men named Geoff
📺 Rep: Georgia Kanner @ Independent Talent
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Cameron Loxdale
@cloxdale.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
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November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Not sure Olly Murs should be making any more predictions
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Not sure Olly Murs should be making any more predictions
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
Lost the Euromillions yet again last night so I've called an emergency team meeting with the syndicate to analyse where exactly we're going wrong
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Lost the Euromillions yet again last night so I've called an emergency team meeting with the syndicate to analyse where exactly we're going wrong
It’s been a year since I anxiously messaged Bluesky veteran @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social to please share this post, terrified that I’d put a stupid amount of effort into something that was going to get no engagement whatsoever.
Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It’s been a year since I anxiously messaged Bluesky veteran @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social to please share this post, terrified that I’d put a stupid amount of effort into something that was going to get no engagement whatsoever.
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I think it's really nice that Mario, Bowser, et al can take a break from trying to kill each other to play a friendly game of tennis or golf
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I think it's really nice that Mario, Bowser, et al can take a break from trying to kill each other to play a friendly game of tennis or golf
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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If like me you’re suffering seasonal affective disorder, here are my top tips:
1) Get as much Vitamin D as you can
2) Try to stay active
3) Join me tomorrow at 3pm, I am building a ladder to the sun and together we will NOT let that shy bastard set again, so help me God
1) Get as much Vitamin D as you can
2) Try to stay active
3) Join me tomorrow at 3pm, I am building a ladder to the sun and together we will NOT let that shy bastard set again, so help me God
November 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
If like me you’re suffering seasonal affective disorder, here are my top tips:
1) Get as much Vitamin D as you can
2) Try to stay active
3) Join me tomorrow at 3pm, I am building a ladder to the sun and together we will NOT let that shy bastard set again, so help me God
1) Get as much Vitamin D as you can
2) Try to stay active
3) Join me tomorrow at 3pm, I am building a ladder to the sun and together we will NOT let that shy bastard set again, so help me God
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Not sure on these new rule ideas
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Not sure on these new rule ideas
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I also agree about the old hard bread
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I also agree about the old hard bread
Not sure on these new rule ideas
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Not sure on these new rule ideas
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It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening
Just realised why I've been getting limited interaction on here recently. If you've had the same problem, go into your settings and toggle this to 'Everybody.'
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Just realised why I've been getting limited interaction on here recently. If you've had the same problem, go into your settings and toggle this to 'Everybody.'
Christy has just put out his Halloween video for patrons and it's finally made me understand what 'spooktacular' means. You can sign up for a bunch of rewards here if you like: www.patreon.com/cw/christyco...
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Christy has just put out his Halloween video for patrons and it's finally made me understand what 'spooktacular' means. You can sign up for a bunch of rewards here if you like: www.patreon.com/cw/christyco...
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Wow! I can't believe I've been peeling bananas wrong my entire life.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ub...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ub...
I can't believe I've been peeling bananas wrong my entire life
YouTube video by Dan Kiss
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Wow! I can't believe I've been peeling bananas wrong my entire life.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ub...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ub...
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Yeah, this happened to a buddy of mine, at first we found it disrespectful but watching him clothesline two guys at once was so moving and such a lovely tribute RIP Jessica you will be missed
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Yeah, this happened to a buddy of mine, at first we found it disrespectful but watching him clothesline two guys at once was so moving and such a lovely tribute RIP Jessica you will be missed
Hate it when you're trying to organise a funeral and have to change venues at the last minute because the undertaker has rebranded to an American Badass undertaker and keeps riding his Harley-Davidson over the graves
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hate it when you're trying to organise a funeral and have to change venues at the last minute because the undertaker has rebranded to an American Badass undertaker and keeps riding his Harley-Davidson over the graves
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Frankly it's none of your business why I'm on the roof of my house shooting lightning from my fingers and cackling
October 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Frankly it's none of your business why I'm on the roof of my house shooting lightning from my fingers and cackling
This is fantastic
My short film DADDY SUPERIOR is now on Youtube!
Featuring:
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@chriscantrill.bsky.social
@sammytdobson.bsky.social
@amygledhill.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...
Featuring:
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@chriscantrill.bsky.social
@sammytdobson.bsky.social
@amygledhill.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...
Daddy Superior - Short Film
YouTube video by Benjamin Partridge
www.youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This is fantastic
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they cozy maxed Gregor Samsa
October 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
they cozy maxed Gregor Samsa
Due to the AWS outage this post will not be going viral today. Apologies for any inconvenience.
October 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Due to the AWS outage this post will not be going viral today. Apologies for any inconvenience.
The fourth episode of What Just Happened is available on BBC Sounds and you can listen to it right now.
For balance, What Just Happened (2008) stars Robert De Niro, Sean Penn and Stanley Tucci and currently has an IMDB score of 5.6 out of 10.
For balance, What Just Happened (2008) stars Robert De Niro, Sean Penn and Stanley Tucci and currently has an IMDB score of 5.6 out of 10.
What Just Happened? - Series 3 - with Leila Navabi, Esyllt Sears, Carwyn Blayney and Kiri Pritchard-McLean - BBC Sounds
Robin Morgan, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and guests take a look back at the week's news.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The fourth episode of What Just Happened is available on BBC Sounds and you can listen to it right now.
For balance, What Just Happened (2008) stars Robert De Niro, Sean Penn and Stanley Tucci and currently has an IMDB score of 5.6 out of 10.
For balance, What Just Happened (2008) stars Robert De Niro, Sean Penn and Stanley Tucci and currently has an IMDB score of 5.6 out of 10.
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A new series of the brilliant Radio 4 show Carbon Lifeforms starts today at 6.30pm and I got to write a few little jokes about the death of our planet, you've simply got to laugh haven't you
BBC Radio 4 - Carbon Lifeforms, The Carbon Cost of Tech, The Internet and AI
Jon Long and Dr Tara Shine are joined by Chris McCausland to tackle the topic of Tech.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A new series of the brilliant Radio 4 show Carbon Lifeforms starts today at 6.30pm and I got to write a few little jokes about the death of our planet, you've simply got to laugh haven't you