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seattlekim @seattlekim.bsky.social · 5d

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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 10d

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

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Mike Axisa @mikeaxisa.bsky.social · 6d

Watching the Wolrd Series

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5d

Big run for the Jays, the slide though 😂

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clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · 9d

I'm tall, but didn't realise I was that tall 😅

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clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · 18d

I constantly ask myself "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" 😅

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Stoop Kid (that left his stoop) 🧱 @jinthepnw.bsky.social · May 9

Ooooof

A very dark-humored meme and photo about Donnie Darko

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OrangeSage @orangesage.bsky.social · 19d

#NoKings Miami!

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clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · 21d

just discovered Warframe and i fear i may have entered my gaymer era

clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · 23d

Quote this with a selfie if you’re Gay Dead (single and over 30)!

A man wearing black glasses and a yellow shirt smiles while standing in front of a large field of blooming sunflowers on a sunny day.

clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · 27d

Rum & coke while watching scary movie 4 is my kind of Saturday night ☺️

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clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · Oct 6

I hope Max's eyes were covered 🤭🙈

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Chris Hipkins @chrishipkins.bsky.social · Oct 6

The attack on Winston Peters home today was totally unacceptable. MPs homes are not the place to protest. No matter the cause, political violence is never ok and should be condemned. Free speech is healthy in a democracy, political violence is not.

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clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · Oct 5

You got this! ❤️

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God @thegodpodcast.com · Oct 4

Every predator movie is about how the prey must turn the tables and become the hunter.

In a time dominated by predators, there’s a lesson there.

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · Oct 4

People who say audiobooks don't count as reading are fuckin losers

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clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · Oct 4

Omg must of been the night for watching it 😅

I was wondering the same thing 🤔

clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · Oct 4

Morning internet dad! 😅

clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · Oct 4

Sadly can't see it myself being all the way down in NZ, but was obsessed with this video of the song: youtu.be/rLWnOzv-7iY?...

"Ohio" from IN PIECES

YouTube video by In Pieces: A New Musical

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clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · Oct 4

Has to be "Ohio" from In Pieces

Album cover for Ohio by Anson Bagley, written by Joey Contreras. The word ‘ohio’ appears in large white lowercase letters across a stylized, colorful geometric map outline, with muted tones of blue, orange, and green. Text at the bottom reads ‘from In Pieces, a new musical.’ The background features a faint city skyline in dark grey.

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Jana Lynne Sanchez helps you GTFO @thejanasanchez.bsky.social · Oct 4

Reminder to Trump’s henchmen: Hitler took the easy way out. Those just following orders were executed

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clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · Oct 4

What do you mean? ... there's no chaos in the world ....

a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open

Alt: a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open

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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · Oct 4

america is fast becoming a fascist nation.

sorry, i meant it IS one.

www.webworm.co/americaisfas...

The US Is a Fascist Nation

The USA is going up in flames.

www.webworm.co

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clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · Oct 3

I'm happy for the Swifties, but I was totally underwhelmed by the new album. Every song just blended into the next. 😴

clumsyfcker @clumsyfcker.bsky.social · Oct 3

Yesss! ☺️