Static 🔜 Seabattle 8
@codestatic.bsky.social
They/Them | 19
Bucket/Captain for @gameandwatchspl.bsky.social
Head TO & production for @craftcompany.bsky.social
Some call me Big Putt Ted
Pfp: @pyryntie.bsky.social
I stream sometimes: twitch.tv/codestatic
Bucket/Captain for @gameandwatchspl.bsky.social
Head TO & production for @craftcompany.bsky.social
Some call me Big Putt Ted
Pfp: @pyryntie.bsky.social
I stream sometimes: twitch.tv/codestatic
Pinned
I wanna actually grind X this season <- (has been saying this for like 2 years)
Fr tho last season I was more motivated for once, just went NA and then seeing how ridiculous the state of ttek is I got in my own head and fell off
I'll probably try and hold myself accountable idk how tho
Fr tho last season I was more motivated for once, just went NA and then seeing how ridiculous the state of ttek is I got in my own head and fell off
I'll probably try and hold myself accountable idk how tho
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Trump: Sometimes you need a dictator
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Trump: Sometimes you need a dictator
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I have heard from someone in Oregon that this is ICE related
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I have heard from someone in Oregon that this is ICE related
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Announcing sendou.ink/comp-analyzer
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Announcing sendou.ink/comp-analyzer
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
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Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
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REPOSTS APPRECIATED
Me and @skaboop.bsky.social are looking for +2 for pickups OR a potential project! We are looking for D3+ frontline/midlines and a backline for tourneys, scrims, and/or Sendou queue. We are a dedicated duo looking for more experience with new people! Dm chaidragon on discord 🐓
Me and @skaboop.bsky.social are looking for +2 for pickups OR a potential project! We are looking for D3+ frontline/midlines and a backline for tourneys, scrims, and/or Sendou queue. We are a dedicated duo looking for more experience with new people! Dm chaidragon on discord 🐓
January 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
REPOSTS APPRECIATED
Me and @skaboop.bsky.social are looking for +2 for pickups OR a potential project! We are looking for D3+ frontline/midlines and a backline for tourneys, scrims, and/or Sendou queue. We are a dedicated duo looking for more experience with new people! Dm chaidragon on discord 🐓
Me and @skaboop.bsky.social are looking for +2 for pickups OR a potential project! We are looking for D3+ frontline/midlines and a backline for tourneys, scrims, and/or Sendou queue. We are a dedicated duo looking for more experience with new people! Dm chaidragon on discord 🐓
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
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"add onion powder to the dish"
you mean powder?
haha. just a glimpse into how onion my mind has become
you mean powder?
haha. just a glimpse into how onion my mind has become
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"add onion powder to the dish"
you mean powder?
haha. just a glimpse into how onion my mind has become
you mean powder?
haha. just a glimpse into how onion my mind has become
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CALL ME COMMUNION CUZ IM THE CRACKER WITH THE JUICE
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
CALL ME COMMUNION CUZ IM THE CRACKER WITH THE JUICE
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SeaBATTLE! 8 is raising money and collecting food for Rainier Valley Food Bank!
Donate $5 to receive a sticker (left), or bring food to donate to receive a button pin! (right) If you have the means, please chip in at the event!
Eddy food drive art by @rileyrooster.bsky.social
(Ex. Items in reply)
Donate $5 to receive a sticker (left), or bring food to donate to receive a button pin! (right) If you have the means, please chip in at the event!
Eddy food drive art by @rileyrooster.bsky.social
(Ex. Items in reply)
January 16, 2026 at 1:31 AM
SeaBATTLE! 8 is raising money and collecting food for Rainier Valley Food Bank!
Donate $5 to receive a sticker (left), or bring food to donate to receive a button pin! (right) If you have the means, please chip in at the event!
Eddy food drive art by @rileyrooster.bsky.social
(Ex. Items in reply)
Donate $5 to receive a sticker (left), or bring food to donate to receive a button pin! (right) If you have the means, please chip in at the event!
Eddy food drive art by @rileyrooster.bsky.social
(Ex. Items in reply)
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EISEN: Didn't you admit what Trump is doing to Powell is coercion?
CRAMER: It's no secret he would like Powell out. So would I. This would be an elegant way out
E: You think it'd be 'elegant' for Fed chair under threat of indictment to step down? That doesn't sound elegant
C: Ok. So you disagree
CRAMER: It's no secret he would like Powell out. So would I. This would be an elegant way out
E: You think it'd be 'elegant' for Fed chair under threat of indictment to step down? That doesn't sound elegant
C: Ok. So you disagree
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
EISEN: Didn't you admit what Trump is doing to Powell is coercion?
CRAMER: It's no secret he would like Powell out. So would I. This would be an elegant way out
E: You think it'd be 'elegant' for Fed chair under threat of indictment to step down? That doesn't sound elegant
C: Ok. So you disagree
CRAMER: It's no secret he would like Powell out. So would I. This would be an elegant way out
E: You think it'd be 'elegant' for Fed chair under threat of indictment to step down? That doesn't sound elegant
C: Ok. So you disagree
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My Coaching services are now open!! Join the discord if you are interested!!
Note: Coaching sessions will be recorded and will be yours to have and keep free of charge of course.
You have the option for Hood Coaching or Standard Coaching, pick which one fits you most!!
Note: Coaching sessions will be recorded and will be yours to have and keep free of charge of course.
You have the option for Hood Coaching or Standard Coaching, pick which one fits you most!!
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
My Coaching services are now open!! Join the discord if you are interested!!
Note: Coaching sessions will be recorded and will be yours to have and keep free of charge of course.
You have the option for Hood Coaching or Standard Coaching, pick which one fits you most!!
Note: Coaching sessions will be recorded and will be yours to have and keep free of charge of course.
You have the option for Hood Coaching or Standard Coaching, pick which one fits you most!!
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Played in baja's blast and uhhhhhhh
Static - the nightmares
Soda - I peed a lil
Connie - outpainted by the frontlines
Ace - tent shield magic: making teammates disappear, ft. bomb
Static - the nightmares
Soda - I peed a lil
Connie - outpainted by the frontlines
Ace - tent shield magic: making teammates disappear, ft. bomb
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Played in baja's blast and uhhhhhhh
Static - the nightmares
Soda - I peed a lil
Connie - outpainted by the frontlines
Ace - tent shield magic: making teammates disappear, ft. bomb
Static - the nightmares
Soda - I peed a lil
Connie - outpainted by the frontlines
Ace - tent shield magic: making teammates disappear, ft. bomb
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Sunken Scrolls is a community resource aggregator to archive Splatoon resources that would otherwise be lost to time
This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out!
sunkenscrolls.ink
This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out!
sunkenscrolls.ink
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Sunken Scrolls is a community resource aggregator to archive Splatoon resources that would otherwise be lost to time
This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out!
sunkenscrolls.ink
This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out!
sunkenscrolls.ink
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I made a tier list (Zones only) based on AREA CUP results in version 10.1.0. Weapons with consistent results, strong impact, and top placements by multiple players are placed in higher tiers. Tiers up to A are ordered. D tier consists of weapons I’ve never seen used. Opinions welcome.
#compsplatoon
#compsplatoon
January 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I made a tier list (Zones only) based on AREA CUP results in version 10.1.0. Weapons with consistent results, strong impact, and top placements by multiple players are placed in higher tiers. Tiers up to A are ordered. D tier consists of weapons I’ve never seen used. Opinions welcome.
#compsplatoon
#compsplatoon
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Bow + 96 Analysis:
Yesterday’s AREA CUP win was another victory for the Bow comp, making it a back-to-back win. However, I believe that 96 is the key piece that makes this composition so powerful, and the backline is essentially irreplaceable except for Bow.
↓ Continue in the thread
#compsplatoon
Yesterday’s AREA CUP win was another victory for the Bow comp, making it a back-to-back win. However, I believe that 96 is the key piece that makes this composition so powerful, and the backline is essentially irreplaceable except for Bow.
↓ Continue in the thread
#compsplatoon
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Bow + 96 Analysis:
Yesterday’s AREA CUP win was another victory for the Bow comp, making it a back-to-back win. However, I believe that 96 is the key piece that makes this composition so powerful, and the backline is essentially irreplaceable except for Bow.
↓ Continue in the thread
#compsplatoon
Yesterday’s AREA CUP win was another victory for the Bow comp, making it a back-to-back win. However, I believe that 96 is the key piece that makes this composition so powerful, and the backline is essentially irreplaceable except for Bow.
↓ Continue in the thread
#compsplatoon
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once again we are all tapping the sign
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
once again we are all tapping the sign
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Please understand what it means when journalists are evacuating their family members out of town.
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Please understand what it means when journalists are evacuating their family members out of town.
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
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"FBI is leading the investigation."
State and local electeds, law enforcement, and prosecutors need to come up with a plan to prosecute and charge murder by the feds because this federal jurisdiction loophole they've invented cannot hold as a means of avoiding accountability. People won't have it.
State and local electeds, law enforcement, and prosecutors need to come up with a plan to prosecute and charge murder by the feds because this federal jurisdiction loophole they've invented cannot hold as a means of avoiding accountability. People won't have it.
ICE/CBP just shot two people in Portland.
January 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
"FBI is leading the investigation."
State and local electeds, law enforcement, and prosecutors need to come up with a plan to prosecute and charge murder by the feds because this federal jurisdiction loophole they've invented cannot hold as a means of avoiding accountability. People won't have it.
State and local electeds, law enforcement, and prosecutors need to come up with a plan to prosecute and charge murder by the feds because this federal jurisdiction loophole they've invented cannot hold as a means of avoiding accountability. People won't have it.
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"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed
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Hello, I'm opening up commissions for Japanese-English translations!
I can translate videos, text (like tweets or guides), manga, and more.
Retweets appreciated! Link below
I can translate videos, text (like tweets or guides), manga, and more.
Retweets appreciated! Link below
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Hello, I'm opening up commissions for Japanese-English translations!
I can translate videos, text (like tweets or guides), manga, and more.
Retweets appreciated! Link below
I can translate videos, text (like tweets or guides), manga, and more.
Retweets appreciated! Link below
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Hundreds of people in Minneapolis are protesting against ICE after a woman was fatally shot by an agent.
January 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Hundreds of people in Minneapolis are protesting against ICE after a woman was fatally shot by an agent.
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