CoffeeBeforePants
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Writer, reader, podcaster, blogger, purveyor of obscure references. I now have a YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/@CoffeeBeforePants
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Every accusation is a confession.
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Every accusation is a confession.
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After the incredible premiere that “Melania” - the movie, had, of course there’s a sequel!
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 AM
After the incredible premiere that “Melania” - the movie, had, of course there’s a sequel!
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If you’re able, please support this verified GoFundMe for Alex Pretti’s family. And if you’re not in a position to donate, sharing it far and wide matters just as much. It’s at $300K and counting.
Donate to Alex Pretti is an American Hero, organized by Keith Edwards
On January 24, 2026, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, a Minneapolis resident and American citizen wa… Keith Edwards needs your support for Alex Pretti is an American Hero
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January 25, 2026 at 6:26 AM
If you’re able, please support this verified GoFundMe for Alex Pretti’s family. And if you’re not in a position to donate, sharing it far and wide matters just as much. It’s at $300K and counting.
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January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Melania, if you need help, please raise your eyebrows....oh, wait, nevermind. Botox...
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Melania, if you need help, please raise your eyebrows....oh, wait, nevermind. Botox...
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People should be required to experience ICE's illegal brutalities before being able to claim that they support ICE and their methods.
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
People should be required to experience ICE's illegal brutalities before being able to claim that they support ICE and their methods.
I just reported the GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross, who murdered Renee Good. Murderers should not be able to reap benefits of a GoFundMe campaign. Anyone who contributes to this fund is beyond despicable.
January 13, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I just reported the GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross, who murdered Renee Good. Murderers should not be able to reap benefits of a GoFundMe campaign. Anyone who contributes to this fund is beyond despicable.
Does Trump not recognize that he would not eon the election if Elon hadn't manipulated the very electronic voting machines he says he's going to get rid of? I mean I know Trump is incredibly stupid, but...
January 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Does Trump not recognize that he would not eon the election if Elon hadn't manipulated the very electronic voting machines he says he's going to get rid of? I mean I know Trump is incredibly stupid, but...
Prosecute ICE Thug Jonathan Ross now!
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Prosecute ICE Thug Jonathan Ross now!
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Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
I rarely recommend books but holy cow this guy could write. This is the sixth and final part of a series titled The Unnatural History of the United States. The first was Blood Orchid. You won't regret reading this author's work. #charlesbowden
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I rarely recommend books but holy cow this guy could write. This is the sixth and final part of a series titled The Unnatural History of the United States. The first was Blood Orchid. You won't regret reading this author's work. #charlesbowden
Bahahahahaha
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bahahahahaha
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If there was actually a violent group called ANTIFA, all the ICE agents would already be dead.
Political violence is the purview of the Right.
Political violence is the purview of the Right.
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If there was actually a violent group called ANTIFA, all the ICE agents would already be dead.
Political violence is the purview of the Right.
Political violence is the purview of the Right.
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OPINION: A man who left his wife after she suffered a miscarriage, cut her off from their two young adopted children, and belongs to a dangerous cult, shouldn't be receiving standing ovations.
#Resist
#Resist
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
OPINION: A man who left his wife after she suffered a miscarriage, cut her off from their two young adopted children, and belongs to a dangerous cult, shouldn't be receiving standing ovations.
#Resist
#Resist
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Man Unsure How To Get Old Lady Smell Out Of Hood Of Car https://theonion.com/man-unsure-how-to-get-old-lady-smell-out-of-hood-of-car/
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Man Unsure How To Get Old Lady Smell Out Of Hood Of Car https://theonion.com/man-unsure-how-to-get-old-lady-smell-out-of-hood-of-car/
Culture Cafe for November 16 to 22.
Culture Cafe for November 16-21
YouTube video by Coffee Before Pants
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November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Culture Cafe for November 16 to 22.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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