Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com
🎸 Noise-maker for @dotdotdarkness.com
🎙️ Co-host of @animonday.moe
⚛️ Front end software, React, accessibility
🔗 Staff Engineer for Bitly
💜 Love your neighbor, don't storm the capitol
And the rest: https://colin.quest/links
🎙️ Co-host of @animonday.moe
⚛️ Front end software, React, accessibility
🔗 Staff Engineer for Bitly
💜 Love your neighbor, don't storm the capitol
And the rest: https://colin.quest/links
I got a wrapped for my mortgage this year
even the VET is doing wrapped. we gotta shut this whole thing down
December 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I got a wrapped for my mortgage this year
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
Every 10 minutes in Baby Steps
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
Alt: Fury road scene. A dusty man in a car shakes head, points up, and text says "that's bait"
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Every 10 minutes in Baby Steps
My new album is here! Go listen now!
Speak with Dead: our new full-length album, now available on all streaming platforms. We hope you enjoy this creative work that has been two years in the making 🤖
www.dotdotdarkness.com/music/speak-...
www.dotdotdarkness.com/music/speak-...
Speak with Dead | Original Album from dot.darkness
Speak with Dead is a self-produced heavy metal and synthwave album that expands upon the themes put forth in Polymorph. It posits that a transformation of the Self must inevitably be a part of a great...
www.dotdotdarkness.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new album is here! Go listen now!
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
It's Bandcamp Friday, which means you can pre-order Speak with Dead today and 100% of the sales go directly to us! Just two weeks until album release day 🔥
dotdotdarkness.bandcamp.com/album/speak-...
dotdotdarkness.bandcamp.com/album/speak-...
Speak with Dead, by dot.darkness
12 track album
dotdotdarkness.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's Bandcamp Friday, which means you can pre-order Speak with Dead today and 100% of the sales go directly to us! Just two weeks until album release day 🔥
dotdotdarkness.bandcamp.com/album/speak-...
dotdotdarkness.bandcamp.com/album/speak-...
My new Mac Mini arrives soon. I can't describe how frustrating it is to turn on my PC every day and know that it's notably worse than it was the day before.
Microsoft has somehow shipped a bug in Windows 11 that makes the File Explorer flash white in dark mode. The bug is part of an update that was supposed to improve dark mode consistency in Windows 11! Oops. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/836199/...
Microsoft’s latest Windows 11 update improves and breaks dark mode
The update was supposed to improve dark mode in Windows 11
www.theverge.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My new Mac Mini arrives soon. I can't describe how frustrating it is to turn on my PC every day and know that it's notably worse than it was the day before.
The first time I heard "Candy Cane Lane" by Sia it dealt so much psychic damage that I'm cursed to think about that song all year. Now that it's December I'm in constant panic that when I walk around any retail store I'll have to hear it again.
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The first time I heard "Candy Cane Lane" by Sia it dealt so much psychic damage that I'm cursed to think about that song all year. Now that it's December I'm in constant panic that when I walk around any retail store I'll have to hear it again.
One cool thing Starbucks could have done instead of paying for all these ads in the Thanksgiving day parade would be to come to the table for the @sbworkersunited.org
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
One cool thing Starbucks could have done instead of paying for all these ads in the Thanksgiving day parade would be to come to the table for the @sbworkersunited.org
I think it's time we admit that the last half hour of Elf sucks really bad.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think it's time we admit that the last half hour of Elf sucks really bad.
Enough with these Luffy and Goku balloons. There's only one anime balloon I want to see in the Thanksgiving parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Enough with these Luffy and Goku balloons. There's only one anime balloon I want to see in the Thanksgiving parade.
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
We have news coming VERY SOON about our first full-length album, Speak With Dead. Stay tuned!
buff.ly/zbydCiU
buff.ly/zbydCiU
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We have news coming VERY SOON about our first full-length album, Speak With Dead. Stay tuned!
buff.ly/zbydCiU
buff.ly/zbydCiU
This is simply wrong! Tidal is essentially owned by Jack Dorsey!
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This is simply wrong! Tidal is essentially owned by Jack Dorsey!
Plenty to discuss about The Game Awards that's more important, but I think we also need to talk about how the website is one of the most unusable web apps I've ever used. They have all year to get it right and it just gets worse every time.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Plenty to discuss about The Game Awards that's more important, but I think we also need to talk about how the website is one of the most unusable web apps I've ever used. They have all year to get it right and it just gets worse every time.
I wonder why their attempt to take on Steam didn't work.
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I wonder why their attempt to take on Steam didn't work.
By all accounts this game rules, but 90% of these reviewers could be made up and I wouldn't know the difference
Dispatch | Reviews
10 - GameSpew
10 - Videogamer
10 - GAMINGbible
10 - Thumb Culture
10 - Try Hard Guides
9.5 - Loot Level Chill
9 - CBR
9 - CGM
9 - Vandal
9 - GFinity
9 - ComicBook
9 - Worth Playing
9 - Game Reactor
9 - Gaming Nexus
9 - Game Informer
8 - Push Square
MC: 90
OC: 88
10 - GameSpew
10 - Videogamer
10 - GAMINGbible
10 - Thumb Culture
10 - Try Hard Guides
9.5 - Loot Level Chill
9 - CBR
9 - CGM
9 - Vandal
9 - GFinity
9 - ComicBook
9 - Worth Playing
9 - Game Reactor
9 - Gaming Nexus
9 - Game Informer
8 - Push Square
MC: 90
OC: 88
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
By all accounts this game rules, but 90% of these reviewers could be made up and I wouldn't know the difference
Really sounds like Rian Johnson just got pissed off about Natasha Lyonne's AI slop ventures and wanted her fired.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘Poker Face’ Canceled at Peacock, Rian Johnson to Shop Series With Peter Dinklage Replacing Natasha Lyonne
"Poker Face" won't be back at Peacock for a third season, but creator Rian Johnson has a plan for the mystery series to get new life elsewhere.
www.yahoo.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Really sounds like Rian Johnson just got pissed off about Natasha Lyonne's AI slop ventures and wanted her fired.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Sorry, but she's saying this while standing inside the club he owns and she paid him a cover fee to get in. Great burn, you really showed him.
Want to actually do something valuable about this problem? Delete your X account.
Want to actually do something valuable about this problem? Delete your X account.
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Sorry, but she's saying this while standing inside the club he owns and she paid him a cover fee to get in. Great burn, you really showed him.
Want to actually do something valuable about this problem? Delete your X account.
Want to actually do something valuable about this problem? Delete your X account.
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Folks don't seem to understand that Tidal has changed hands a number of times but is currently owned by Square/Jack Dorsey.
Quboz and Tidal are two great options! They’re much better for the artists too.
There are also services like Tune My Music that help you transfer your music over to a new platform.
There are also services like Tune My Music that help you transfer your music over to a new platform.
Transfer Playlists Between Music Services | Tune My Music
Transfer Playlists From Any Music Platform to Any Other Music Platform! Including Spotify, Apple Music, Deezer, YouTube, Google Play Music, TIDAL and more!
www.tunemymusic.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Folks don't seem to understand that Tidal has changed hands a number of times but is currently owned by Square/Jack Dorsey.
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
"I was uncomfortable exchanging normal pleasantries so I made it everyone else's problem"
A moment that changed me: I gave up small talk for a month – and the world came alive
A moment that changed me: I gave up small talk for a month – and the world came alive
I was fed up with discussing the weather, so I started to ask unexpected questions. The conversations that resulted were revelatory
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"I was uncomfortable exchanging normal pleasantries so I made it everyone else's problem"
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
Another three weeks has flown by, so it's announcement time! Our next single is called Wires, and it's available this Friday, October 24. Please look forward to it!
October 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Another three weeks has flown by, so it's announcement time! Our next single is called Wires, and it's available this Friday, October 24. Please look forward to it!
Does anyone else think it's annoying that 30 years ago they put little rumble motors in a controller and now we're stuck with vibration as a permanent feature in video games.
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Does anyone else think it's annoying that 30 years ago they put little rumble motors in a controller and now we're stuck with vibration as a permanent feature in video games.
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM