A$AP DAVEY
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if i could snap my fingers and force all journalists everywhere to implement one linguistic tic i think i'd mandate "cars (which kill more than 3,000 people every day)"
Cars, which kill hundreds of New Yorkers every year, are allowed to go 10 mph above the speed limit before they get ticketed by speed cams.
Lyft initially declined to comply with Mayor Adams's proposed e-bike speed limit, pledging instead to slap speedometers and let riders self-regulate.
But that's before Deputy Mayor Randy Mastro stepped in and called the bikes "an emergency threat to life and property." buff.ly/ZOq4T0g
But that's before Deputy Mayor Randy Mastro stepped in and called the bikes "an emergency threat to life and property." buff.ly/ZOq4T0g
June 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
if i could snap my fingers and force all journalists everywhere to implement one linguistic tic i think i'd mandate "cars (which kill more than 3,000 people every day)"
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I'm sorry I called your outfit courageous
June 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm sorry I called your outfit courageous
These Pacers, man… they’re unflappable.
May 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
These Pacers, man… they’re unflappable.
Happy first day of the WNBA season to those who celebrate! I’ve been looking forward to today since my Lynx got jobbed in the Finals. (Napheesa Collier revenge szn loading……..)
May 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy first day of the WNBA season to those who celebrate! I’ve been looking forward to today since my Lynx got jobbed in the Finals. (Napheesa Collier revenge szn loading……..)
To paraphrase a LinkedIn post I wrote, it’s tough to be a creative taking part in the group therapy session on LinkedIn. It’s lame that they think AI + whatever else negates the need human creatives, bc contemporary professional life needs it’s humanity and creativity more than ever.
May 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
To paraphrase a LinkedIn post I wrote, it’s tough to be a creative taking part in the group therapy session on LinkedIn. It’s lame that they think AI + whatever else negates the need human creatives, bc contemporary professional life needs it’s humanity and creativity more than ever.
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it’s incredibly difficult to understand why no studio boss has never, not even once, decided that a romcom might be improved by an Act II introduction of The Predator
May 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
it’s incredibly difficult to understand why no studio boss has never, not even once, decided that a romcom might be improved by an Act II introduction of The Predator
jump shrimp
jump shrimp
jump shrimp
May 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
jump shrimp
Progress isn’t about perfection. Purity culture and holier-than-thou posturing slows progress. I’ve left scenes because leaders spent too much time arguing about whose way was purer and not enough time actually doing anything. Progress happens inch by inch not mile by mile.
May 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Progress isn’t about perfection. Purity culture and holier-than-thou posturing slows progress. I’ve left scenes because leaders spent too much time arguing about whose way was purer and not enough time actually doing anything. Progress happens inch by inch not mile by mile.
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The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic
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it was the greatest day in one PR person's life
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May 8, 2025
AUGUSTINIAN EXPERT AVAILABLE TO DISCUSS NEW POPE
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For Immediate Release
May 8, 2025
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May 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
it was the greatest day in one PR person's life
SACRED HEART UNIVERSITY EXPERT ADVISORY
For Immediate Release
May 8, 2025
AUGUSTINIAN EXPERT AVAILABLE TO DISCUSS NEW POPE
SACRED HEART UNIVERSITY EXPERT ADVISORY
For Immediate Release
May 8, 2025
AUGUSTINIAN EXPERT AVAILABLE TO DISCUSS NEW POPE
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P.T. Barnum once said that there's a sucker born every minute; an unholy union of something both Oedipal and Sisyphean, forced to relive the moment of his birth again and again for all eternity...And now, for only ten cents, you too can see the amazing
December 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
P.T. Barnum once said that there's a sucker born every minute; an unholy union of something both Oedipal and Sisyphean, forced to relive the moment of his birth again and again for all eternity...And now, for only ten cents, you too can see the amazing
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oooh I bet I can finish that sentence
May 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
oooh I bet I can finish that sentence
It’s a huge bummer when the comment section below a good LinkedIn post starts with a “buy my service/product/course” comment by the OP. I get why they (have to) do it, but I hate how much professional life is just selling oneself + steering every conversation towards a consumer acquisition beartrap.
May 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It’s a huge bummer when the comment section below a good LinkedIn post starts with a “buy my service/product/course” comment by the OP. I get why they (have to) do it, but I hate how much professional life is just selling oneself + steering every conversation towards a consumer acquisition beartrap.
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It's cool, and feels amazing, to realize that we're going to have a recession because the president thinks that kids have too many dolls now. It's obviously very stupid, but feeling like you should/do have the right to discipline other people's kids is also a core conservative value.
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's cool, and feels amazing, to realize that we're going to have a recession because the president thinks that kids have too many dolls now. It's obviously very stupid, but feeling like you should/do have the right to discipline other people's kids is also a core conservative value.
I want a Mike Breen “BANG!” when I plug the USB cable/device into the port correctly the first time.
May 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I want a Mike Breen “BANG!” when I plug the USB cable/device into the port correctly the first time.
You ever get the feeling that you just passed a save point, but in real life?
May 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You ever get the feeling that you just passed a save point, but in real life?
three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and th
May 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and th
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I’ve been banned from the starwars subreddit for repeatedly referring to C3PO as “the aluminum foil"
May 4, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I’ve been banned from the starwars subreddit for repeatedly referring to C3PO as “the aluminum foil"
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Whenever I feel bad about being into dork shit I try to remember what I feel when some guy is driving in a classic car and looking at everybody like “pretty cool eh? This is pretty neat isn’t it?” All hobbies are dork shit that’s just what hobbies are.
May 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Whenever I feel bad about being into dork shit I try to remember what I feel when some guy is driving in a classic car and looking at everybody like “pretty cool eh? This is pretty neat isn’t it?” All hobbies are dork shit that’s just what hobbies are.