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Commie Lasorda
@commielasorda.bsky.social
370 followers 310 following 660 posts
'A post for breakfast, a post for lunch and then a sensible meltdown!'

Former latchkey apartment kid and '91 console war veteran.

A he/him/they dude™

I make stupid stuff that would probably make you question my sanity
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barleybap.bsky.social
Some dark power compelled me to make this tonight.
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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akouryo.bsky.social
I love Minmo so much I made a HD version off of the original texture
July 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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decayfsu.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
commielasorda.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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taizou.12bit.club
Ok fine if we're doing this again
Tecmo Cock Sucker Game
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com
screenshot from Outrun (1986) where the yellow text says "MAGICAL GOLDEN SHOWER" and the radio is set to 69.2 by a free hand that should be holding the wheel
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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hystericmoon.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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clipart.bsky.social
MCENTIR1.BMF
A color portrait of American country singer Reba McEntire with her signature smile, auburn hair, and twinkling eyes. It’s the chorus of Reba’s hit “The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia” that’s inexplicably on repeat in Jessi’s head, in her sleep, when she feels a scratching at the foot of her bed, like a cat clawing blankets, soft at first then sharp and insistent. When a claw pokes through the blankets, gouging Jessi’s right foot, she awakes with a start. Jessi has no cats.
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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barleybap.bsky.social
Sickos at the window meme, but after "yes ha ha ha" in the speech bubble, the title screen for Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 has been pasted in.
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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32mbit.bsky.social
June 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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32mbit.bsky.social
reminds me of dracula flow lol
guy on the cover of Super Baseball 2020 that sorta looks like dracula flow I.M.H.O.
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com
December 27, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
A page that looks like a scan from an old game magazine. A circular graphic contains a watercolor illustration of an enthusiastic wormlike dinosaur thing with a smiling yellow star and a worried looking blue diamond. A box in the lower half contains an illustration of a treasure box with a funny face, decorated with white crosses. In front of it are a green potion, a gold coin, and a silver key. There are also 2 game screenshots. One is of a title screen, featuring the dinosaur like worm, and one is of the same character standing in a little stonework house before a blue spheroid face, which is speaking. The text on the page is one continuous statement and does not relate to the images. It says: Header: Wondering how young I’ll die. Featured text, next to round illustration: We now take it as granted that the western empires will collapse. Title screen screenshot: In a real sense, it has already happened. House and dialog screenshot: we were born into a dead world. Text below screenshots: and now decay begins. We, having prepared all our lives for a future that can never arrive, feel lost. We must go on living. But what will life be, and how long can it last? America has become a nation of endless plagues
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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clipthejester.bsky.social
Miss Stooge '96 (Nude)
June 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
POKEY THE PENGUIN LIVES WITH HIS FAMILY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!!! SAY HELLO TO POKEY!! POKEY RESPONDS: HELLO!! POKEY THE PENGUIN IS AN EDUCATIONAL CHILDRENS CARTOON! POKEY AND HIS PALS HAVE FUN AND LEARNING ABOUT THE HAZARDS OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE! ON THE HORIZON, AN ITALIAN SHIP APPEARS!! POKEY DECLARES: OH NO! ITALIANS! THEY WANT OUR ARCTIC CIRCLE-CANDY, WHICH ONLY GROWS IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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poemsandfungus.bsky.social
My mom was watching The Final Sacrifice the other day, her favorite MST3K, and it suddenly dawned on me why Luigi's court outfit felt so familiar.
Mike and the Bots in silhouette making fun of The Final Sacrifice. Troy is wearing a red sweater with a white collared shirt underneath. Luigi in court wearing a red sweater and a white collared shirt underneath.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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rizunm.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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commielasorda.bsky.social
just got kicked out of the local arcade for “inappropriate conduct” with the NBA Jam cabinet.

I'm not sorry for crying when Bill Clinton dunked from half court

I'm not sorry for calling it “dad”
July 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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megadrivers.coolpics.biz
everyone has an uncle who works at Nintendo who said the Mortal Kombat nude kode is real but when I write a password to make Bulk fuck Skull in the notes section of the Power Rangers manual they want to tear up my fucking Blockbuster Card.
May 11, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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retro-commercials.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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elmore.zone
My neighbor told me Silent Hill keeps eating his wifes so I asked how many wifes he has and he said he just goes to the wife store and gets a new wife afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding wifes to Silent Hill and then his daughter started crying.
June 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
commielasorda.bsky.social
sorry if your face is on here
that bluesky harvest thing showing all the users who've bought weed from me er I mean no that's not it
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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carina.delachancla.com
you know it had to be done
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
commielasorda.bsky.social
I remember that this was my first day working at the Nintendo call center and was actually late due to bus routes and traffic disruption because of the downtown activity that day.
historylink.bsky.social HistoryLink.org @historylink.bsky.social · 8d
#OnThisDay in 1999, when most journalists were cleared out of downtown Seattle during the WTO protests, HistoryLink had the only live feed of the disturbance (one frame per minute) from the webcam in our office window. Learn more about it here: www.historylink.org/File/9203
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social
strong floor, no ceiling
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM