this screwdriver set contains every size of hex bit except for the one I need

13th reason etc

How come `std::shared_ptr<T>` is called "Smart" Pointer when it doesn't even consult an LLM on the backend on when to deallocate the memory?

i suffered more than jesus

The second album ever.

do you ever decide to work from home, wake up, log on, then find that all the code you had planned to write today has already been flawlessly written in a drunken stupor last night

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the hardest problem in computer science is where did I save the code I already wrote to solve this problem

Genuinely wild how much the internet 15 years ago felt like a frontier and now feels like those terminals you get in video games with a couple of pages to give you the illusion of an explorable internet, like in cyberpunk 77. Just fully fucked the whole thing up