Sarah
@cookinguptales.bsky.social
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Sarah
@cookinguptales.bsky.social
· Jan 15
I've just finished serializing a m/m minotaur retelling! And In The Night, I See The Stars is a story about an itinerant sailor who is framed for murder and sentenced to the labyrinth -- but he soon finds that he might not be the only creature in that maze who's been wrongfully imprisoned.
after dithering for like fifteen minutes at the liquor store, I decided to splurge on a $70 bottle of scotch I knew I liked for the holidays
it rang up for $18??? it turned out to be an unmarked sale. 😭 it’s a Christmas miracle lmao
it rang up for $18??? it turned out to be an unmarked sale. 😭 it’s a Christmas miracle lmao
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
after dithering for like fifteen minutes at the liquor store, I decided to splurge on a $70 bottle of scotch I knew I liked for the holidays
it rang up for $18??? it turned out to be an unmarked sale. 😭 it’s a Christmas miracle lmao
it rang up for $18??? it turned out to be an unmarked sale. 😭 it’s a Christmas miracle lmao
septa it's been MONTHS, fix the dang elevator at walnut/locust station
can't tell you what a tease it is, they finally finish an elevator in my neighborhood and then I STILL don't get to use it bc the elevator on the other end is broken.
can't tell you what a tease it is, they finally finish an elevator in my neighborhood and then I STILL don't get to use it bc the elevator on the other end is broken.
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
septa it's been MONTHS, fix the dang elevator at walnut/locust station
can't tell you what a tease it is, they finally finish an elevator in my neighborhood and then I STILL don't get to use it bc the elevator on the other end is broken.
can't tell you what a tease it is, they finally finish an elevator in my neighborhood and then I STILL don't get to use it bc the elevator on the other end is broken.
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I feel like Watterson has gone thru this so much that he can just casually fight these guys off one-handed like the matrix
can you imagine this guy stalking bill watterson before the last thing he remembers is taking a wood carving to the face
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I feel like Watterson has gone thru this so much that he can just casually fight these guys off one-handed like the matrix
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
seen today on one of Philly Typewriter’s public typewriters
December 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
seen today on one of Philly Typewriter’s public typewriters
there are some days when your cramps are so bad that you kind of want to yank your uterus out and throw it
on those days, what choice do we have but to see how well you play kingdom hearts after a few whiskeys
on those days, what choice do we have but to see how well you play kingdom hearts after a few whiskeys
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
there are some days when your cramps are so bad that you kind of want to yank your uterus out and throw it
on those days, what choice do we have but to see how well you play kingdom hearts after a few whiskeys
on those days, what choice do we have but to see how well you play kingdom hearts after a few whiskeys
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
you knowwww you’re stressed when you’re like. “maybe I should replay the entirety of kh3 today.”
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
you knowwww you’re stressed when you’re like. “maybe I should replay the entirety of kh3 today.”
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Liz Warren the first Batman villain to go after Wayne Enterprises
This headline got me all exited that Elizabeth Warren was going to fight The Batman.
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Liz Warren the first Batman villain to go after Wayne Enterprises
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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writers artists
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getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
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criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
why is my cat so mad at steve kornacki 😭
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
why is my cat so mad at steve kornacki 😭
it is a dog show tradition to get excited as hell when the same kind of dog you have wins their group lmao #nationaldogshow
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
it is a dog show tradition to get excited as hell when the same kind of dog you have wins their group lmao #nationaldogshow
wait why is the nbc app playing the 2022 dog show ;;
let me watch my cute dogs why are you doing this to me
let me watch my cute dogs why are you doing this to me
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
wait why is the nbc app playing the 2022 dog show ;;
let me watch my cute dogs why are you doing this to me
let me watch my cute dogs why are you doing this to me
finally got around to writing a (mostly) spoiler-free review of #wakeupdeadman on tumblr because I love to bury my thoughts in weirdly personal posts and memes!
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November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
finally got around to writing a (mostly) spoiler-free review of #wakeupdeadman on tumblr because I love to bury my thoughts in weirdly personal posts and memes!
www.tumblr.com/cookinguptal...
www.tumblr.com/cookinguptal...
alamo drafthouse sent out an email asking people which 2026 movies they were most excited about and didn't have wildwood?? on their list???
thankfully, they had a write-in option lmao. if I am not showing up for a LAIKA film I am dead.
thankfully, they had a write-in option lmao. if I am not showing up for a LAIKA film I am dead.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
alamo drafthouse sent out an email asking people which 2026 movies they were most excited about and didn't have wildwood?? on their list???
thankfully, they had a write-in option lmao. if I am not showing up for a LAIKA film I am dead.
thankfully, they had a write-in option lmao. if I am not showing up for a LAIKA film I am dead.
watching the jim henson auction like
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
watching the jim henson auction like
several years ago I asked my father to email me the family christmas cookie recipe and THIS was how he decided to phrase it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
several years ago I asked my father to email me the family christmas cookie recipe and THIS was how he decided to phrase it.
my mother is texting me to ask what her “grandkitty” wants for Christmas lmao
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
my mother is texting me to ask what her “grandkitty” wants for Christmas lmao
the chivegate memes are getting me through this day, tbh
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the chivegate memes are getting me through this day, tbh
Saw this one at PFF and thought it was incredible. I’ve truly never seen anything like it. Absolutely wild depiction of religious ecstasy.
Like I’m not sure it was my favorite film at the festival, but it was the one I couldn’t stop talking about.
Like I’m not sure it was my favorite film at the festival, but it was the one I couldn’t stop talking about.
Amanda Seyfried's new film, "The Testament of Ann Lee" opens Christmas Day (2025).
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Saw this one at PFF and thought it was incredible. I’ve truly never seen anything like it. Absolutely wild depiction of religious ecstasy.
Like I’m not sure it was my favorite film at the festival, but it was the one I couldn’t stop talking about.
Like I’m not sure it was my favorite film at the festival, but it was the one I couldn’t stop talking about.
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Mulholland Drive (2001)
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Mulholland Drive (2001)
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn