Color of the year for 2026 is the sky in New England on that awful day in early March when tree branches are dark and barren, the ground is covered with dirty, half frozen dregs of snowstorms past, and you are exhausted and jealous of everyone who fled to Florida

America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.

So...

I pledged to report an Epstein episode if we can hit 40,000 YouTube views on one of my favorite PTFO episodes ever — which is about competitive bird-watching — by this Tuesday (Dec. 2).

We're currently up to 37,455 😬 youtu.be/ZxoZKGHcjqA?...

I watch this in August and Do The Right Thing in January

Happy Thanksgiving from The Cock Gobbler.

An industrious gal comes to a remote place, only to find herself drawn to the quirky folks she meets and eventually becomes one of them? Darlin', that's a Hallmark movie.

Spread the word around

If you’re recommending dog-led horror Good Boy (2025) to your parents please make sure they don’t accidentally watch Good Boy (2023) which features a man living as someone’s pet dog

Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations

Is "K J Asshole" wrestling fans greatest work? #GCW

horrible day to be literate

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Welcome sign
Felch, MI

One of those mornings

I think the rule should be all Coast Guard are welcome to wear swastikas and nooses, but only both at once.

I appreciate both the specificity and broadness of this sign

For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood.

My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

math textbook covers for some reason:

Probably better than I could do