Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh
@coolhandnuke.bsky.social
Boston in my bones, Nashville under my feet. Psychotherapist. Celtics ☘️. Red Sox. Pats. Anchor Down ⚓️.
This game is such a disaster lol.
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 AM
This game is such a disaster lol.
Baby Eagle needs to take it easy with the “P Rabbit” references. Pro-Am P!
January 27, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Baby Eagle needs to take it easy with the “P Rabbit” references. Pro-Am P!
Ugh. Bad loss.
January 24, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Ugh. Bad loss.
Luka’s heard the rumors about Sharpe. It’s a “And I took that personally” from him.
January 24, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Luka’s heard the rumors about Sharpe. It’s a “And I took that personally” from him.
Great sequence by the Celts there. Hugo!
January 24, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Great sequence by the Celts there. Hugo!
That said, these are trying times, and maybe I could offer more grace as a rule.
January 23, 2026 at 10:37 PM
That said, these are trying times, and maybe I could offer more grace as a rule.
One of the benefits of the original Twitter - and its clones, like Bluesky - is having the ability to interact directly with people you admire and respect. Except sometimes you get that opportunity and those people turn out to be thin-skinned, defensive jerks. It’s disappointing, but such is life.
January 23, 2026 at 10:07 PM
One of the benefits of the original Twitter - and its clones, like Bluesky - is having the ability to interact directly with people you admire and respect. Except sometimes you get that opportunity and those people turn out to be thin-skinned, defensive jerks. It’s disappointing, but such is life.
Not sure how I feel about giving up Ant for a backup big. I like Sharpe, but I think Simons is a better player and a more valuable one even with the defensive questions. If I’m trading Ant, I need a little more than this to show for it.
i made up a few fake trades that, in my humble opinion, are perfect:
the celtics have their cake and eat it too
the bucks placate their own delusional fantasy
the pistons act like the contender they are
the thunder don't take anything for granted
www.theringer.com/2026/01/23/n...
the celtics have their cake and eat it too
the bucks placate their own delusional fantasy
the pistons act like the contender they are
the thunder don't take anything for granted
www.theringer.com/2026/01/23/n...
Should the Knicks Trade KAT? Plus, More Deadline Dilemmas.
Four fake deals worth arguing about as trade season gets messy
www.theringer.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Not sure how I feel about giving up Ant for a backup big. I like Sharpe, but I think Simons is a better player and a more valuable one even with the defensive questions. If I’m trading Ant, I need a little more than this to show for it.
I suppose this is in reference to me. I have years of experience in journalism and worked in the nonprofit world. These are rationalizations for fuzzy framing. You could be a little more reflective. But hey, I’m just “a dude” who knows less than you, I guess. That must be it.
Oh good! Another day of dudes with no experience in journalism, knowledge of 501(c)3 guidelines or defamation law telling me how to do my job. 🫠
January 23, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I suppose this is in reference to me. I have years of experience in journalism and worked in the nonprofit world. These are rationalizations for fuzzy framing. You could be a little more reflective. But hey, I’m just “a dude” who knows less than you, I guess. That must be it.
What are we doing here?
January 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
What are we doing here?
If I were a Texans fan I’d be strenuously arguing that Boutte didn’t make the catch.
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
If I were a Texans fan I’d be strenuously arguing that Boutte didn’t make the catch.
This game is closer than I want it to be.
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
This game is closer than I want it to be.
God forbid someone puts a banana in the tailpipe.
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin on "acts of violence" against ICE agents in Minnesota: "Pouring water on the ground so that it would freeze the ground in front of our federal law enforcement vehicles so that they would potentially slide, crash, and potentially kill them"
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 AM
God forbid someone puts a banana in the tailpipe.
They showed up!
If everything is going be awful all the time, I’d at least like the Celtics to show up to their own games. Please?
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
They showed up!
My kingdom for a decent defensive possession.
January 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
My kingdom for a decent defensive possession.
Could be worse.
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Could be worse.
A little energy from the Cs. Finally!
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
A little energy from the Cs. Finally!
If everything is going be awful all the time, I’d at least like the Celtics to show up to their own games. Please?
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
If everything is going be awful all the time, I’d at least like the Celtics to show up to their own games. Please?
This is AI, right? Because it’s too perfectly ridiculous.
NOEM: “We can’t trust the government anymore.”
BASH: “You are the government.”
NOEM: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”🤔
The only honest thing @KristiNoem said today
BASH: “You are the government.”
NOEM: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”🤔
The only honest thing @KristiNoem said today
January 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This is AI, right? Because it’s too perfectly ridiculous.
And/or younger than 70.
Apparently, according to Mounk, "woke" means being a woman.
This person analyzes american politics for a living
writing.yaschamounk.com/p/help-me-un...
writing.yaschamounk.com/p/help-me-un...
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
And/or younger than 70.
Reposted by Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh
Doc Rivers, Steve Kerr, the T-Wolf fans, Sportsguy Nick Wright. More please. Let’s go sports world. You want to see brave? Be an immigrant walking to work in Minneapolis. That’s brave. You just have to say “state murder is bad.” It’s not fucking hard and it’s needed from all corners.
Doc Rivers: "What happened in Minnesota was a straight-up murder"
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Doc Rivers, Steve Kerr, the T-Wolf fans, Sportsguy Nick Wright. More please. Let’s go sports world. You want to see brave? Be an immigrant walking to work in Minneapolis. That’s brave. You just have to say “state murder is bad.” It’s not fucking hard and it’s needed from all corners.
This is quite literally child abuse.
ICE and DHS are separating young children from their parents and disappearing them.
6 year old Yuanxin was separated from his father after a routine immigration check in on Nov. 26th.
Yuanxin's father was not told where his son was being sent.
Yuanxin'swhereabouts are still unknown.
6 year old Yuanxin was separated from his father after a routine immigration check in on Nov. 26th.
Yuanxin's father was not told where his son was being sent.
Yuanxin'swhereabouts are still unknown.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is quite literally child abuse.
I would prefer the Celtics not blow this one.
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I would prefer the Celtics not blow this one.
I’m not defending the Jon Lovett take, but to be fair, he was essentially describing himself.
Now that I think of it, the comfort certain people have with antisemitic iconography is very much connected to gender panic. “Neurotic, effete wordcel with an expensive diploma and IBS” is a very specific stereotype to be contrasted with “masculine, blue collar tribune of the volk.”
(discourse would also be better if people could separate their obvious anxieties about their own masculinity from their political decision making but that’s a separate conversation)
October 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m not defending the Jon Lovett take, but to be fair, he was essentially describing himself.