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Corey
@corepatt.bsky.social
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I'm alive. Time to make it everyone's problem.
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thepugfather.bsky.social
sucking dick and cock
January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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alexdualgrey.bsky.social
And here I thought 2026 was off to a good start
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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justleeokay.bsky.social
I may be adding more cardio this year but I have NOT reached the marathon stage of my mid life crisis
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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richca.bsky.social
Confirmed: ICE Is Arresting American Citizens—and Lying About It

A government that flouts the Fourth Amendment and then lies about it to courts and the people has crossed a moral and legal frontier.
newrepublic.com/article/2026...
Confirmed: ICE Is Arresting American Citizens—and Lying About It
A government that flouts the Fourth Amendment and then lies about it to courts and the people has crossed a moral and legal frontier.
newrepublic.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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mcpli.bsky.social
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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smcgov.bsky.social
Dream blunt rotation
December 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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justinable.bsky.social
Manifest more/better dick/hole/hand-stuff for each and everyone of you in 2026 ✨
December 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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buffyfanboy.bsky.social
this is what I’m talking about x
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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adriyawn.bsky.social
Currently:
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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alexdualgrey.bsky.social
Voice reveal? In this economy???
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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probablymilhouse.bsky.social
A black and white kitten with a pink nose. Its eyes are closed. It has a cigarette in its mouth. Text in yellow reads, “it’s all so tiresome”.
December 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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midwestguy185.bsky.social
Shy in the streets and a whore in the skeets 😚☺️
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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midwestguy185.bsky.social
Coming out after seeing this man’s arms
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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petty-hearst.bsky.social
omg it’s so pink 🥹
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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judithism.bsky.social
Watch me.
mobydickatsea.bsky.social Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 13d
You cannot hide the soul.
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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justanerdboi.bsky.social
George Carlin had an excellent bit on this topic: youtu.be/G1kK-_o_-tY?...
Airline Announcements | George Carlin | Jammin' In New York (1992)
YouTube video by Official George Carlin
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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goodboyjc808.bsky.social
All I want for Christmas is a fat ass and a man obsessed with me 🤭😈
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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justinable.bsky.social
Grade school health class failed to communicate that I’d be a horny goo factory for the rest of my adult life
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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bubbaprog.xyz
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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yasharali.bsky.social
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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uncannyrodders.bsky.social
I wish her nothing but what she deserves. 😌
December 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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mr-chitown.bsky.social
When I’m in the middle of a crash out and on the phone with my rational friend
December 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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mr-chitown.bsky.social
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December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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princesspabst.bsky.social
if i was president i would remove all ads and make everyone’s streaming accounts premium
December 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM