Corey Cohen
@coreycohen.bsky.social
Play-by-Play announcer with work at NWSL, USL, La Salle, Temple, St. Joe’s, CHC & more. Creator/host of Pitt Talk Network. Proud Pitt alum. Opinions my own. #PittBS
Fuck off, Nazi tattoo
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Fuck off, Nazi tattoo
Schwarbs is back!!!
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Schwarbs is back!!!
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
One of the grossest Eagles losses in a while
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
One of the grossest Eagles losses in a while
I gave the Eagles receivers a bunch of buttered noodles to eat with their hands before the game, my bad guys
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I gave the Eagles receivers a bunch of buttered noodles to eat with their hands before the game, my bad guys
I’ve always surprised even Virginia is brought up as a top option for realignment. What do they bring to the table? Pitt and Georgia Tech seem like more valuable brands IMO.
From Luke Fletcher on Twitter:
ACC TV Ratings
1️⃣ Miami: 3.07M avg. viewers per contest
2️⃣ FSU: 2.32M avg.
3️⃣ GT: 2.07M avg.
4️⃣ Clemson: 1.94M avg.
5️⃣ UNC: 1.15M
6️⃣ Pitt: 1.07M avg. viewers
✔️avg all 17 ACC mbrs: 1.10M
Noon games sucked for Pitt but really helped viewership with games being on ABC
ACC TV Ratings
1️⃣ Miami: 3.07M avg. viewers per contest
2️⃣ FSU: 2.32M avg.
3️⃣ GT: 2.07M avg.
4️⃣ Clemson: 1.94M avg.
5️⃣ UNC: 1.15M
6️⃣ Pitt: 1.07M avg. viewers
✔️avg all 17 ACC mbrs: 1.10M
Noon games sucked for Pitt but really helped viewership with games being on ABC
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’ve always surprised even Virginia is brought up as a top option for realignment. What do they bring to the table? Pitt and Georgia Tech seem like more valuable brands IMO.
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these things aren't directly connected, but it's wildly disappointing to see various people in the media cape for Olivia Nuzzi and none of her fellow reporters in that room stand up for Rachel Scott
Trump to ABC's Rachel Scott: "You are the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place. Let me just tell you -- you are an obnoxious-- a terrible reporter. And it's always the same thing with you. I told you."
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
these things aren't directly connected, but it's wildly disappointing to see various people in the media cape for Olivia Nuzzi and none of her fellow reporters in that room stand up for Rachel Scott
I see Matt Campbell name dropped Joe Paterno immediately at his press conference. The rot is to the core at Penn State.
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I see Matt Campbell name dropped Joe Paterno immediately at his press conference. The rot is to the core at Penn State.
You’re telling me Pitt MBB lost to Hofstra?
a woman is sitting on a couch and saying `` not in my world .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and saying `` not in my world .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You’re telling me Pitt MBB lost to Hofstra?
Yeah I mean I would’ve liked a more interesting matchup but then again, lots of players are gonna opt-out anyway so an easier opponent isn’t bad. Bowl prestige doesn’t matter much except a few.
I no longer think the prestige or hierarchy of bowl games matter much these days. Anything outside the playoffs kind of feels the same.
So for people up in arms about the Military Bowl seems trivial.
It’s drivable. Go watch if you want. Win the game, end with nine wins. Etc.
So for people up in arms about the Military Bowl seems trivial.
It’s drivable. Go watch if you want. Win the game, end with nine wins. Etc.
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yeah I mean I would’ve liked a more interesting matchup but then again, lots of players are gonna opt-out anyway so an easier opponent isn’t bad. Bowl prestige doesn’t matter much except a few.
Pitt always gets shitty bowl games except the Sun Bowl that one time. I’m just used to it. The Military Bowl is pointless but all bowls are pointless now.
At least this one could be a day trip if I don’t mind freezing my butt off.
At least this one could be a day trip if I don’t mind freezing my butt off.
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Pitt always gets shitty bowl games except the Sun Bowl that one time. I’m just used to it. The Military Bowl is pointless but all bowls are pointless now.
At least this one could be a day trip if I don’t mind freezing my butt off.
At least this one could be a day trip if I don’t mind freezing my butt off.
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I genuinely don't understand what a catch in the NFL is anymore
Isaiah Likely may be physically unable to score a touchdown.
That drop may cost the Ravens their shot at the playoffs as they turn the ball over on downs 3 plays later.
That drop may cost the Ravens their shot at the playoffs as they turn the ball over on downs 3 plays later.
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I genuinely don't understand what a catch in the NFL is anymore
Absolutely absurd to take that TD away from the Ravens
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Absolutely absurd to take that TD away from the Ravens
Babies
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Babies
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All of these people on TV talking how about how you can't punish Alabama for losing its conference championship game and refusing to acknowledge that BYU got punished for losing its conference championship game. It's maddening.
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
All of these people on TV talking how about how you can't punish Alabama for losing its conference championship game and refusing to acknowledge that BYU got punished for losing its conference championship game. It's maddening.
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I keep coming back to this:
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I keep coming back to this:
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
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I can believe everything about this situation other than that they didn't keep BYU in place to provide logical consistency. Not even trying to apply consistent logic on the championship blowout loss is just lazy business
All of these people on TV talking how about how you can't punish Alabama for losing its conference championship game and refusing to acknowledge that BYU got punished for losing its conference championship game. It's maddening.
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I can believe everything about this situation other than that they didn't keep BYU in place to provide logical consistency. Not even trying to apply consistent logic on the championship blowout loss is just lazy business
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The selection committee did a terrible job all year, dug themselves into so many holes and stayed inconsistent to the very end.
You can argue the final result was right or wrong, but the process to get there was a mess.
You can argue the final result was right or wrong, but the process to get there was a mess.
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The selection committee did a terrible job all year, dug themselves into so many holes and stayed inconsistent to the very end.
You can argue the final result was right or wrong, but the process to get there was a mess.
You can argue the final result was right or wrong, but the process to get there was a mess.
Joey Galloway is right. Whining about leaving 2 or 3 loss teams out in favor of Tulane and JMU is pretty dumb.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Joey Galloway is right. Whining about leaving 2 or 3 loss teams out in favor of Tulane and JMU is pretty dumb.
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actually it would have been very easy to get Notre Dame in if the committee had dropped Alabama for getting their asses kicked yesterday like they did to BYU but sure, Nick
"I just think there was one team left out that I just don't think should have been left out some kind of way, but there was no way around it."
— Nick Saban
— Nick Saban
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
actually it would have been very easy to get Notre Dame in if the committee had dropped Alabama for getting their asses kicked yesterday like they did to BYU but sure, Nick
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(on a plane and catching up)
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
(on a plane and catching up)
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
Should’ve been Miami and ND over Alabama but at the very least they acknowledged Miami’s win over ND matters.
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Should’ve been Miami and ND over Alabama but at the very least they acknowledged Miami’s win over ND matters.