Cori Palladium
@coripalladium.bsky.social
Last Train to Blazes
Author and artist
world's biggest Dan Decarlo fan
Jeeps and trucks
On the spectrum (autism, gender, and asexual)
Author and artist
world's biggest Dan Decarlo fan
Jeeps and trucks
On the spectrum (autism, gender, and asexual)
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Cori Palladium
@coripalladium.bsky.social
· Dec 29
For my new followers, this is my blrobo, her name is Enya Lily Warden-Ernest. She is a mother, and both a truck driver and chaplain for her local militia. She lives in a small desert mining town called Tacust, and spends much of her free time worrying about work.
I have just been informed that this is not true in the oil industry specifically but let's be honest that isn't even the most heinous crime the oil industry is responsible for.
The video is talking in detail about units. Pounds is a measure of weight, and weight isn't the same thing as mass. See, scientists and engineers in the US already use the metric system, even if the average American does not.
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I have just been informed that this is not true in the oil industry specifically but let's be honest that isn't even the most heinous crime the oil industry is responsible for.
"My Jeep's mass is 123 slugs" absolutely deranged
"Guys I'm Australian. Do Americans use pounds mass to measure mass, or slugs?"
Bro what the fuck? We use pounds. A slug is something we shoot out of a shotgun
Bro what the fuck? We use pounds. A slug is something we shoot out of a shotgun
February 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
"My Jeep's mass is 123 slugs" absolutely deranged
"Guys I'm Australian. Do Americans use pounds mass to measure mass, or slugs?"
Bro what the fuck? We use pounds. A slug is something we shoot out of a shotgun
Bro what the fuck? We use pounds. A slug is something we shoot out of a shotgun
February 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"Guys I'm Australian. Do Americans use pounds mass to measure mass, or slugs?"
Bro what the fuck? We use pounds. A slug is something we shoot out of a shotgun
Bro what the fuck? We use pounds. A slug is something we shoot out of a shotgun
Unless those facts pertain to baseball or trucks, Enya is not going to know anything.
February 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Unless those facts pertain to baseball or trucks, Enya is not going to know anything.
Into sea? Look Enya lives hundreds of miles away from any large body of water for a reason. You're not getting her anywhere near the sea for anything
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Into sea? Look Enya lives hundreds of miles away from any large body of water for a reason. You're not getting her anywhere near the sea for anything
Breeding kink
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Breeding kink
Well I am literally writing fantasy 1920s EMS.
Doctor Lavender Bonnaire has been practicing medicine since 1884, and has made extensive efforts to keep up with the quickly changing medical science of the time.
Doctor Lavender Bonnaire has been practicing medicine since 1884, and has made extensive efforts to keep up with the quickly changing medical science of the time.
#QueerPrompts February 3: National Women Physicians Day: Women healer(s) in your story?
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Well I am literally writing fantasy 1920s EMS.
Doctor Lavender Bonnaire has been practicing medicine since 1884, and has made extensive efforts to keep up with the quickly changing medical science of the time.
Doctor Lavender Bonnaire has been practicing medicine since 1884, and has made extensive efforts to keep up with the quickly changing medical science of the time.
You would have better luck trying to talk her into removing a hot casserole from the oven with her bare hands
February 3, 2026 at 11:01 AM
You would have better luck trying to talk her into removing a hot casserole from the oven with her bare hands
One thing that sucks about writing about the gilded age is it can be hard sometimes to research the daily lives of people like my characters. "Google show me layouts for working class apartments in the gilded age"
"Oh, you mean floor plans of Victorian London mansions? Sure thing!"
"Oh, you mean floor plans of Victorian London mansions? Sure thing!"
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
One thing that sucks about writing about the gilded age is it can be hard sometimes to research the daily lives of people like my characters. "Google show me layouts for working class apartments in the gilded age"
"Oh, you mean floor plans of Victorian London mansions? Sure thing!"
"Oh, you mean floor plans of Victorian London mansions? Sure thing!"
I was involved in communist organizing long enough to understand that the mere concept of a "leader of antifa" is fucking stupid.
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I was involved in communist organizing long enough to understand that the mere concept of a "leader of antifa" is fucking stupid.
Jk I actually wrote two characters having lesbian sex instead.
I can have a little book characters breasting boobily, as a treat.
February 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Jk I actually wrote two characters having lesbian sex instead.
Enya is the most beautiful chune in all the land and she knows it.
For one thing, she was raised by loving parents who always did their best to build her confidence. She lives among a supportive community.
For one thing, she was raised by loving parents who always did their best to build her confidence. She lives among a supportive community.
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Enya is the most beautiful chune in all the land and she knows it.
For one thing, she was raised by loving parents who always did their best to build her confidence. She lives among a supportive community.
For one thing, she was raised by loving parents who always did their best to build her confidence. She lives among a supportive community.
Writing a historical fantasy set in a fantasy version of the gilded age means I get to discover that a shocking amount of our vulgar slang is much older than you think. People in the 1880s were still sucking tits, cocks, and licking pussies.
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Writing a historical fantasy set in a fantasy version of the gilded age means I get to discover that a shocking amount of our vulgar slang is much older than you think. People in the 1880s were still sucking tits, cocks, and licking pussies.
I can have a little book characters breasting boobily, as a treat.
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I can have a little book characters breasting boobily, as a treat.
"Im not a hero" says local hero after saving kittens and puppies
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
"Im not a hero" says local hero after saving kittens and puppies
I'm really not sure which story is the craziest, but Enya has been known to add a dramatic flair when she talks. It's all for the entertainment.
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I'm really not sure which story is the craziest, but Enya has been known to add a dramatic flair when she talks. It's all for the entertainment.
Well it's good to know Jeep people are like this worldwide
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Well it's good to know Jeep people are like this worldwide
Enjoying the cozy 65 degree weather (she lives in the desert)
February 2, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Enjoying the cozy 65 degree weather (she lives in the desert)
Enya and Maria. :)
February 2, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Enya and Maria. :)
So is Kamala Harris in the Epstein files? The Republicans and communists both told me she would be and I just need to know
February 2, 2026 at 6:38 AM
So is Kamala Harris in the Epstein files? The Republicans and communists both told me she would be and I just need to know
Geez all this just to figure out whether or not Kansa would have an opinion on the free silver movement.
Great, now I gotta figure out how voting rights work in my smut story I'm writing. >:/
February 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Geez all this just to figure out whether or not Kansa would have an opinion on the free silver movement.
Usually just in the county, actually. Tacust county is big and the trucks Enya drives only goes 20 mph on a good day.
#FebruaryWorldbuilders. What is the scope or size of your world, or the 'space' of the story you're writing? Does it take place on a planet? Across a galaxy? Perhaps you're only writing about one small country or even a city. Or perhaps you have many planets/worlds?
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Usually just in the county, actually. Tacust county is big and the trucks Enya drives only goes 20 mph on a good day.
Great, now I gotta figure out how voting rights work in my smut story I'm writing. >:/
February 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Great, now I gotta figure out how voting rights work in my smut story I'm writing. >:/
I say dear Mister Thorley, when you said we shall "move house", I may have significantly misunderstood your meaning.
February 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I say dear Mister Thorley, when you said we shall "move house", I may have significantly misunderstood your meaning.
Maria Simonov
Why? Big pretty half orc lady 😳
Why? Big pretty half orc lady 😳
Who’s a character in your book/wip that you’ve come to enjoy more than you’d expect? What’s so fun about them? #WritingPrompt
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Maria Simonov
Why? Big pretty half orc lady 😳
Why? Big pretty half orc lady 😳