“Cori, is son of a biscuit eater a bad word?”
…it’s going great over here
…it’s going great over here
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“Cori, is son of a biscuit eater a bad word?”
…it’s going great over here
…it’s going great over here
If I get one more piece of bad news today I’m going to shatter into a thousand million pieces.
Why are so many bad things happening to good people & the one fuckass old man I want to die won’t!?
Why are so many bad things happening to good people & the one fuckass old man I want to die won’t!?
December 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If I get one more piece of bad news today I’m going to shatter into a thousand million pieces.
Why are so many bad things happening to good people & the one fuckass old man I want to die won’t!?
Why are so many bad things happening to good people & the one fuckass old man I want to die won’t!?
Taskmaster + chocolate covered pretzels
December 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Taskmaster + chocolate covered pretzels
Me: you guys wanna listen to emo Christmas?
My class of actual babies: YES
🥰🥰🥰
My class of actual babies: YES
🥰🥰🥰
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Me: you guys wanna listen to emo Christmas?
My class of actual babies: YES
🥰🥰🥰
My class of actual babies: YES
🥰🥰🥰
Man. Fuck Puka Nacua.
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Man. Fuck Puka Nacua.
If one more person bothers me today I’m gonna do a crime.
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If one more person bothers me today I’m gonna do a crime.
When people talk about Taylor swift I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Like. The ability to see no fault in anything she ever does!? The choice to not even hear criticism about something she does or doesn’t do!? It’s genuinely scary to mw at this point.
SHE’S JUST A PERSON WTF
SHE’S JUST A PERSON WTF
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When people talk about Taylor swift I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Like. The ability to see no fault in anything she ever does!? The choice to not even hear criticism about something she does or doesn’t do!? It’s genuinely scary to mw at this point.
SHE’S JUST A PERSON WTF
SHE’S JUST A PERSON WTF
I made a cake today.
From scratch!!
From scratch!!
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I made a cake today.
From scratch!!
From scratch!!
Me. Every day.
always feel like i’m still okay without makeup on but don’t take a pic lol bc then it’s not true 🙃
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Me. Every day.
Two strangers told me I had a “good aura” yesterday. That I gave off warm kind vibes and I’ll be living off that compliment for a while.
December 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Two strangers told me I had a “good aura” yesterday. That I gave off warm kind vibes and I’ll be living off that compliment for a while.
Feel like everyone thinks I’m annoying today 🥲
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Feel like everyone thinks I’m annoying today 🥲
I’m CACKLING
I’m sorry (barely)
I’m sorry (barely)
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m CACKLING
I’m sorry (barely)
I’m sorry (barely)
The chop makes me embarrassed & I’m not even a chiefs fan
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The chop makes me embarrassed & I’m not even a chiefs fan
Bought myself two weird shirts this weekend and I love them both so much
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bought myself two weird shirts this weekend and I love them both so much
This is what my brain looks like
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This is what my brain looks like
I can be sugar AND spice, okay!?
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I can be sugar AND spice, okay!?
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Love the confidence of being like call me Boobie Feaster
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Love the confidence of being like call me Boobie Feaster
“I don’t understand how imyou work with kids but don’t want any of your own!”
- every midwestern white lady I’ve ever spoken to
- every midwestern white lady I’ve ever spoken to
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I don’t understand how imyou work with kids but don’t want any of your own!”
- every midwestern white lady I’ve ever spoken to
- every midwestern white lady I’ve ever spoken to
Maybe it will happen today!
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Maybe it will happen today!
NICK BONITTO MOTHERFUCKERS
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
NICK BONITTO MOTHERFUCKERS
We’ve been taking pictures like this on Thanksgiving since like 2011. You think we’d be better at it by now 😂🥰
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We’ve been taking pictures like this on Thanksgiving since like 2011. You think we’d be better at it by now 😂🥰
My outfit is v cute today. But I forgot to take a picture so you’re just gonna have to believe me.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My outfit is v cute today. But I forgot to take a picture so you’re just gonna have to believe me.
I miss baseball so much
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I miss baseball so much