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Countess Lita
@countesslita.com
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Vtuber on bsky!! http://twitch.tv/countesslita http://countesslita.com I'm also a developer, educator, video game reviewer, and ancient online vampire. Biz inquiries: [email protected] Posts may contain spiders 🕷
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 1d
Devoting this week to some cozy streams with retro VHS style horror. Let's hang out Sunday night for a watchalong of spooky videos.
Then on Tuesday we're going to play an interactive horror movie!! Excited to give this one a try!
No streams over next weekend because I'm at TWITCHCON!
stream schedule Oct 11 - 17 Sunday 8 PM Analog Horror Tues 8 PM FMV Horror Twitch.tv/countesslita All times EST
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 1d
Sunday's stream will be Twitch-only because YouTube sometimes hates it when you watch YouTube on YouTube so I'll upload the vod/reactions after the stream to avoid getting a mid-stream takedown
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 1d
Devoting this week to some cozy streams with retro VHS style horror. Let's hang out Sunday night for a watchalong of spooky videos.
Then on Tuesday we're going to play an interactive horror movie!! Excited to give this one a try!
No streams over next weekend because I'm at TWITCHCON!
stream schedule Oct 11 - 17 Sunday 8 PM Analog Horror Tues 8 PM FMV Horror Twitch.tv/countesslita All times EST
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 2d
Live! With No I'm Not a Human
(After I try for Evernight pulls)
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No I'm Not a Human | Plus Evernight pulls?? please??
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 2d
The medical journal where RFK learned that circumcision causes autism.
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 2d
it's true, shrimps IS bugs
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 2d
of course refusal is still allowed I'm not a total monster. But it will be served
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 2d
you best believe I'm feeding you all this stuff.

BTW I have tasted the bug ice cream already because they had it at the ice cream shop!! I ate the bug!
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 2d
What won't I do to celebrate an anniversary
youtube.com/shorts/WOGZ8...
Announcing my 2 year anniversary... #vtuber #edibleinsects
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⭐️CrystalSugarStars @crystalsugarstars.bsky.social · 3d
Buntober Day 8 • Trish
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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 4d
doomscroll break
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Folke Zaubearer 🧙‍♂️ @folkezaubearer.bsky.social · 4d
After a lot of drinking, @countesslita.com got caught bootlegging an engineering project and secured her spot at #4 on the leaderboard!

The Jug Man has vowed revenge
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 4d
we are LIVE with Executive Suite here!
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【Executive Suite】The Horrors of Corporate America with @countesslita !
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 4d
no time to draw this year because October is always the busiest month but I'll be your Oct 14 if you want

...or 29!
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KHAN 可汗 🔜 TwitchCon 2025 @yungkhan.bsky.social · 11d
The time is upon us once again! Tit-tober 2025 is live. tage your illustrations #tittober2025

Do one, do 'em all! It's up to you.
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Folke Zaubearer 🧙‍♂️ @folkezaubearer.bsky.social · 4d
Stream is go in 1 hour!
It's @countesslita.com 's turn at the Executive Suite!
Can she make it to the top? Or is she doomed to eternal phishing email training?

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Jo Mama @mewvore.bsky.social · 5d
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 5d
TOMORROW!
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Folke Zaubearer 🧙‍♂️ @folkezaubearer.bsky.social · 5d
Spooky Season 2025 continues!
First we return to the horrors of corporate America as @countesslita.com takes on Executive Suite!
Then we continue with Clock Tower!
Not spooky, but we cap off the week with the usual Elden Ring: Biff Basherson in the Lands Unminted!

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 5d
Banned Books - Gator Days
Banned Books - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian. Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned? Dora: Vulgar Language. Panel 2 Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is. Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES! Panel 3 Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter. Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude. Panel 4 Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t". Olivia: Now I have to read it. Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 5d
sorry I can't do a stream tonight, I am soooooo tired
It looks like I have a little time left to pull Evernight in Star Rail so let's do those pulls on Thursday before the main game!
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 9d
Posting this schedule early because I'm out for the weekend.
I wasn't able to successfully convince you I'm not a robot, so maybe I'm not a human...??
Tuesday's collab will be on @folkezaubearer.bsky.social 's Twitch channel!! Come find me there!
Countess Lita Stream Schedule Oct 4 - 10 Mon 5 PM Star Rail Tues 10 PM Executive Suite with FolkeZaubearer Thurs 8 PM No I'm Not a Human Twitch.tv/countesslita
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Kris Werewolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 6d
being the first member of the 4 heavenly kings the heroes beat is so embarrassing cause they're also always the one the others are like 'lol it was more a technicality he counted, thanks for killing him, I was gonna but ehhhhh'
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 6d
There's dozens of us!
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 6d
That means the forbidden figure
Venus Di Milo action figure from The Next Mutation line It's still in the box She is a turtle figure with light blue/violet mask in a braid
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 6d
Critical thinking classes should be more common! At least when I taught comp sci we did an ethics class. But I went off textbook a little because the required stuff was very workplace focused and we also need to discuss ethics for like... life
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 7d
damn that sucks now where am I gonna go to get that trepanation done
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Guess too many leftists got their dicks pierced and they had enough
CLAIRES HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY CLOSED DUE TO RADICAL LEFT AGITATORS
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 7d
and it's an absolute dogwater argument
I'll kick a Boston Dynamics dog straight into a fountain and call it a RAMrod while I do it
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ZippyVtuber🔞 @zippyvtuber.bsky.social · 7d
From what I’m reading, I think she means like that racism is never okay, because this is normalizing it. Also apparently some people are using the word to replace other slurs at people, from what I reading.
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 7d
I'm already going to hell for that so I can be mean to the chat bot too

Be kind to real people though
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