Cousin Herb
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Who is that walking freak show to decide what’s acceptable in the first place.

Seriously, what are his credentials?

Only asking because that talentless poser couldn’t even blow up a bunch of Bud Light without out of frame help.
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CBS now means Cowards Backing Shitler.

Bari Weiss brings the journalistic integrity of the National Inquirer, but with an added role of blatant propagandist.

My only question at this point is whether she does it for money, or if she actually believes her own horseshit.
cousinherb.bsky.social
So she’s one of those “crisis actors” the right keeps accusing the left of employing.

Yet again, another clear cut case of a GOP accusation actually being a confession.
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Is their lineup gonna be the usual lineup of MAGA has beens like Lee Greenwood and Kid (I’m a fucking poser) Rock, or are they gonna go all out on Mike Love’s perversion of The Beach Boys?

Or perhaps, the aptly renamed Village Idiots?
cousinherb.bsky.social
I’ve heard of tiger moms pushing their kids to succeed, but not Bio-Hazard Barbies pushing them to earn Darwin Awards.
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I have the deepest respect for Mills, and applaud her accomplishments and her leadership during a global shutdown.

However, I don’t think she can pull enough votes from the other side of the aisle to beat Collins in a general election.

As such, my primary vote is likely going to Graham Platner.
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So three really great candidates with lots to offer and one MAGA moron who’d probably fail a US Citizenship Exam, along with a EEG exam.
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Somebody tell that prattling fraud to look up what “extrajudicial murder” is, then get back with us.
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The fact that major media outlets still aren’t constantly fact-checking that blathering retard in realtime makes me honestly question whether or not they’re part of the scam.
cousinherb.bsky.social
FIFI should pull the entire tourney out of the US.

The IOC should plan on the same for the ‘28 Summer Olympics if that fat fascist fucktard hasn’t been removed from office.
cousinherb.bsky.social
That guy’s been dead for 32 years, but that doesn’t mean Johnson would have a clue about that…or anything else for that matter.
cousinherb.bsky.social
Lee Greenwood?!

I’m surprised he didn’t go with Pat Boone!
cousinherb.bsky.social
Quite honestly, MAGA farmers deserve what they get for voting for sub-human scum like Shitler.
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2A MAGA wouldn’t know the first fucking thing about Patriotsm, as they’ve already clearly demonstrated that if this was 1776, they’d all be King George-blowing Loyalists.
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So there were Patriots and Loyalists there.

One group who respects and treasures the US Constitution.

One group who worships the flag like it’s a religious relic.

Only an uneducated MAGA voter would be too dumb to figure out why the latter is going to cause the rest of us to lose everything.
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Because we apparently need a sheltered, family teat-suckling nepo baby who’s completely fucking clueless about most Mainers’ daily struggles.

The only people who should vote for that grift are the ones who stand to profiteer.
cousinherb.bsky.social
Clowns Backing Shitler yet again skirts the truth to forward a narrative to protect that murderous pedophile’s fascist regime.
cousinherb.bsky.social
When Temu Goebbels froze mid interview on CNN after mentioning plenary power, I was hoping he was in the middle of a fatal stroke.
cousinherb.bsky.social
Honestly, at this point, she’s pretty much earned a US Army firing squad.
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I hope the last thing each and every one of those fascist traitors see is the US Army firing squad they all so richly deserve.
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Yet again, CBS slides further into acting as accomplice and propaganda mouthpiece for the current fascist regime.

It was NEVER a war, it’s a GENOCIDE!

Calling Shitler’s ghost-written scheme a peace plan?!?!?!

Better look in a mirror.

You clowns are sporting a hot load of fascism on your chin.
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Seriously, fuck Amazon. They’re shitty to work for, shitty to shop from, and from what I’ve seen, their fraud department does absolutely nothing to go after scammers.

Their entire business model is being a leach on the economy from every possible angle.

Oh, and Bezos is a shit-caked asshole.
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Perhaps you should reread the last sentence you wrote in your account description.

People like Platner are EXACTLY the kind of people we need in DC, not the feckless, establishment Dems that “gatekeepers” like you appear to favor.
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That’s bullshit.

Not only is that photo not from today, those are genuine police officers being taunted by tasty goodies, not Shitler’s Icestapo thugs.